This is Mindy, and Mindy loves stickers. She is so tiny and adorable when she asks for her stickers2mo ⋅ Katty_miller305 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What a nice lamp! It'd be a shame if someone pooped on it...1yr ⋅ MrsStoneBones ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
just how small is a (less than) day old zebra finch chick? answer: small. incredibly so.1yr ⋅ eli-pih ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Wanted to take a video of my birb battling a paper bag and took a photo instead... Reminds me of walking in on someone in the shower.... I love this photo and wanted to share.1yr ⋅ Carmenetjie ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
He goes with me to our favorite tea place and chewed a hole in my boba lid I didn't notice and I got tea all over my fav new sweatshirt. He was imprisoned 1mo ⋅ Moneychode ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I have been informed that Pearl is Illegally Smol and must be sentenced. She’s just happy to be here, though.1yr ⋅ NoIDontThinkIShall ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
It was the perfect crime, and he would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.5mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Looking for recommendations for a very tiny harness. I want to be able to take her outside. Jalapeno for scale.1yr ⋅ saritaRN ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I've been saying this for years: give me seeb, I am dinosaur, and they only just got around to writing it down.1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Sorry if this crossed here already, but it seemed too good! :'D1yr ⋅ Plantluver9 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Hello, 911? It seems my bird has lost all his peets except one toe. Yes I can hold.1yr ⋅ sammy_crossbow ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Happy 3rd hatchday to this little criminal. I love him so much.1yr ⋅ sammy_crossbow ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
WARNING: we have recieved recent reports of an illegally smol lovebird impersonating a cockatiel. perp pictured below. keep your eyes open.1yr ⋅ peachy_keen64 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
How did you find me? (smol red-tailed tropicbird chick trying to hide on tropical island after running away from home)1yr ⋅ KimCureAll ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What evil lurks in the minds of these vicious little raptors?2mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Held for questioning after being reported for hunting in a nature preserve: Sharp-shinned Hawk1yr ⋅ Empidonaxed ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
caught tiny crimbinal stealing my pasta sauce, tiny boi shows no remorse1yr ⋅ mildramenbirb ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
i was going through pictures and found this illegally smol picture of my bird the day he chose me to be the human servant that he torments until the day i expire1yr ⋅ cutiepie9ccr ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
This criminal laid eggs under my dresser, then made her husband take care of the eggs while she waddled around the floor.2yr ⋅ BirboBeep ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Mommy's gonna clean you up so you're presentable when the parole board comes by, ok sweetie?1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
this is pure manipulation and propaganda. dont let the face fool you!1yr ⋅ Blueartbird ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
This criminal conned me into taking her to the emergency vet and paying $80 just so she could get scritches.1yr ⋅ Texasgirl190 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT, THE BUDGIE IS TOO BABY, I REPEAT THE BUDGIE IS TOO BABY2yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
What are you looking at me for, do I have something on my beak? Oh right, the noodles, I swear these aren't yours. I just popped down to the...noodle store and bought these noodles.1yr ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
this is the evil liquid birb. very dangerous. if you drink it you will need an exorcism1yr ⋅ Blueartbird ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Arrested for stealing fruit from a nature sanctuary: Red-eyes Vireo1yr ⋅ Empidonaxed ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Fact: 100% of smol crimes in Oxford in 2018 were committed by this single budgie.1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
he’s ready and in position to receive his allotted single bite of my string cheese1yr ⋅ cutiepie9ccr ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
After causing a public disturbance, James has been booked; and he is not happy about it.1yr ⋅ adhdbpdisaster ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Look, you stay off the seeb, don't do the big screm and keep your beak clean you too can make it outa here kid. Trust me, I was where you are now once upon a time and thought it was impossible to get legally sized2yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Brought in these two trouble makers, keep an eye on the cute one they're up to something1yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
INTERPOL ALERT: Be on the lookout for this dangerous individual. If found, do not attempt to apprehend and contact authorities immediately.5mo ⋅ TungstenChef ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
English criminal tries to act human by sitting on the human sofa1yr ⋅ Radar_Wolf ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
help, there’s an angry group of zebra finches holding me hostage1yr ⋅ heyitsamb ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Smol bebe was always afraid of smol bath tubs. But this morning she learned to wash herself in her even smoller drinking bowl. I don't know how she did that. But she's a wet chicken now.1yr ⋅ SapSisterMinerva ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I went on vacation and my dad sent me this. (I’m home now and everyone is unharmed.)1yr ⋅ inkrosw115 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Charlene the skin flayer is finally behind bars. The humans are safe again1yr ⋅ CoconutBee6 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Yeah I'm a baby budgie, yeah I'm very itchy and yeah I did the big screm so what? Is it illegal to be a baby??1yr ⋅ tucchurchnj ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Caught in the act of attempting to hack into sensitive, confidential information.1yr ⋅ StellarStowaway ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
BUSTED: Scooter the fugitive was captured by authorities for attempting to eat spicy ropes 😠1yr ⋅ stinky-birb ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I should really learn to put things away when they are so easily destructable!1yr ⋅ Blueartbird ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
warning. this birb is on our radar for excess floof and illegal smolness. do not give seebs1yr ⋅ Blueartbird ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
This morning I owned a cute bird. Now I apparently own this orb/ball of fluff somehow? Any advice?1yr ⋅ sammy_crossbow ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Look at the sweet face, how can you say no to that... you're not allowed to1yr ⋅ crownednightmare ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Arresting my Diamond dove Dio (Diogenes) for the criminal offence of being a microscopic O R B1yr ⋅ 981209 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
I'm guilty of being way too soft, adorable beyond reason, perjury, snoozing in the afternoon, witness tampering and felonious chirps.1yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Smol criminal refuses to crack under intense interrogation. Suspect is behind bars for the evening.2yr ⋅ invisible_flamingo ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Dang, Look at him Sleep 💤 I don't want to disturb him... but he is on my bed2yr ⋅ Aki-Kazuhiko12 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Remember the “moldy” and illegally smol b(orbs)? It’s them now. Feel old yet?1yr ⋅ Lucre_15 ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Illegally summoning Abaddon the Destroyer unless she gets more seeb... or she’s just practicing her avocado camouflage.1yr ⋅ saritaRN ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
smol criminal tried to take a bath in yoghurt. was apprehended and cleaned by the authorities1yr ⋅ Blueartbird ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Lil budgie is such a scam artist he sold his own colors to a rival crime boss1yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Chair stolen illegally 😱 (he will now serve 47 years in federal prison)1yr ⋅ fillmorecounty ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
It was your idea in the first place to push for house arrest instead of juvenile detention. Sigh, I'll get the earplugs3yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
Arnold the Aviary Assaulter engages in another escape attempt!2yr ⋅ eliteprephistory ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
This is too illegal. I repeat, too illegal. I need backup asap!!1yr ⋅ Blueartbird ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
mischievous birb attempts to learn hacking the internet to order unlimited seebs.1yr ⋅ ruzgardiken ⋅ r/illegallysmolbirbs
