When you spend 20 mins trying to figure out what’s wrong with your mouse. Time to visit the optometrist again...3mo ⋅ mowikn ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Are we comparing uptimes? I'm sad to be finally decommissioning this server that's about to hit it's 9y reboot anniversary.1yr ⋅ iDemonix ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Went to take out cash for christmas day, the ATM crashed when i inserted my card. Then it said out of service.2yr ⋅ skompi ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
We're not allowed to change the power policy for some reason....4yr ⋅ herecomesthedrums ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
This is a real ticket that came in this morning. (Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a FIRE which has broken out the the premises of-)2yr ⋅ jacobjkeyes ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
We all must be some sort of psychics and electronic medium healers right?3yr ⋅ jadraxx ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
The reason why the Enterprise IT guy keeps a healthy stash of Romulan Ale.3yr ⋅ fuzzusmaximus ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
No, I really don't want to diagnose your home network or computer issue in small talk.1yr ⋅ Noctidal ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Boss was having a rough day so I changed our former Sysadmin's credentials1yr ⋅ Atrrophy ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
When you are too afraid to say no when people come to you with issues without raising a ticket3yr ⋅ lLouisb1 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
when end users won't stop turning off their computers during updates and submitting tickets1yr ⋅ TheMemeSniper ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Just got a high priority ticket with this image attached and said: I'm getting an error in outlook, what could it be?2yr ⋅ saucy_is_life ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
To the guy who recently got an IT job and is wondering what to do in your down time. this is it baybee.1yr ⋅ Prestigious_Ad4419 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Why yes, that is a USB cable plugged into a RJ11 port. Why do you ask?2yr ⋅ jfoughe ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
This was given to me like this. Tell me what’s wrong with this picture. Personally I gave out a deep sigh1yr ⋅ elzibet ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
We had a substitute IT Support person today. She was having none of it.2yr ⋅ wolf_math ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
All computers at this public library in Mexico City are running a counterfeit version of W7...8mo ⋅ jotafett ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Y'all mind giving me permission real quick? I'll keep asking around, might be a while though...3yr ⋅ ggppjj ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!1yr ⋅ Eddit13 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Staying in a megarich person's vacation home. The wifi wasn't working. I went to investigate. Even the megarich can't shell out for good IT, apparently...9mo ⋅ justtinygoatthings ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
When a user messages you that they can’t connect to the Remote Desktop at 7:30 on a Sunday:3yr ⋅ juanclack ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Fiber/Cable in Den Haag. Why has nearly every house these kind of cables sticking outside of the wall?1yr ⋅ munblethefumble ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Helping an 82 year old woman connect her laptop to wifi, using only text message.1yr ⋅ ScarcelyAquatic ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
I mean I get that it's a security risk to let random devices on your network just open ports whenever they feel like it, but if you're not gonna open a port for me, DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DID.3yr ⋅ wallefan01 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
This feels like the type of thing that only happens at 4:45 on a Friday4yr ⋅ Lotronex ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
I have to harvest our own cage nuts for decommissioned equipment instead of just buying a bulk bag of matching ones from eBay. My fingers hurt so bad.1yr ⋅ CertainlyBright ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Not enough candles during quarantine so I had my wife light my birthday cake in binary4yr ⋅ JasonDJ ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
11 years of marriage and wife finally, graduated to IT level 13yr ⋅ taosahpiah ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
The IT security guys didn’t find this funny when I sent it to them with a note that we’ve had 30 losing entries so far.4yr ⋅ Theskullcracker ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Does anyone pay for it? We really should support them more1yr ⋅ Meowface_the_cat ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Can you fix this road rash? School owned PC was dragged behind a car for miles.2yr ⋅ waitsfieldjon ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
10 Days? Does some Marketing intern have to go and update an Excel spreadsheet or something?1yr ⋅ sp1z99 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Customer: My computer keeps rebooting to the Asus Air Conditioning screen...3yr ⋅ rtuite81 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
We found an iPod touch in a drawer today, we unlocked it and had a snoop and found a very ominous message6mo ⋅ Rainbowstaple ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Either someone stole a server rack and donated it to a thrift store, or I've been using the wrong gym equipment...3yr ⋅ GrundleButterface ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
It took me a minute to realise my brains were lagging by about two decades.2yr ⋅ YellowOnline ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
POV: you're on holiday on a Greek island and this guy pops out a random fence. Do you plug it into your laptop or not?1yr ⋅ melinte ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
The bottom is falling off. No, that's just the optional IED package.2yr ⋅ duplicitouspishing ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
There are people out there who would actually believe this.2yr ⋅ RedLightGreenArrow1 ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
I Have no Signal on my Screen I already Contacted the Cabels. Perfect Loop2yr ⋅ wweEDGEHAD ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
I guess the manager is right. After all, you have to be smarter than everyone else to be one, right?1yr ⋅ Tesnatic ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
not my boss buying i9 CAD PCs but not buying a gpu, so I get to slap in a k2000 and call it a day... I wonder what throttles what2yr ⋅ SparkyBomb ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
I can't even go on Reddit to complain about work things without getting cold sales DMs.2yr ⋅ TheLightingGuy ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
The futile attempt to explain to the clients that the VPN and remote desktop are not synonyms...3yr ⋅ thecuriousostrich ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Management was worried that the barrel plug would fail. No budget for enterprise hardware.2yr ⋅ Sekhen ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
300 years later and SCCM is still so flaky we need to do occasional in-person updates SMH8mo ⋅ gucknbuck ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
Working with those select IT techs (software support, vendor to site)2yr ⋅ ItsaSnap ⋅ r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt
