The life of a scientist sounds way more fun when you describe it like you're a six year old7yr ⋅ Nihilistic_dawn ⋅ r/humor
When your 95 year old landlord is trying to find out whose not cleaning up after walking the dog..7yr ⋅ peacelovehap ⋅ r/humor
Only in Vegas... where middle school students are taught how to run a bar9yr ⋅ Majorityrules72 ⋅ r/humor
Tried to buy solar eclipse glasses on Amazon and came across this picture for sale... SMH7yr ⋅ amedrca ⋅ r/humor
I did a blind date thing for the NY Post. Try to spot the differences between what I submitted and what they printed13yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/humor
My friend thinks she shouldnt be allowed near coloring books. I think otherwise...11yr ⋅ JimiNewTron ⋅ r/humor
Jonathan Winters drew this for my uncle over 50 years ago. My uncle is gone too, so I don't know the story behind it.11yr ⋅ skinnymatters ⋅ r/humor
My to-do list at 8 years old was cooler than anything I've done the past 20 years.11yr ⋅ LorenTerese ⋅ r/humor
...and my husband thought my childhood diaries would be full of boy crushes.11yr ⋅ LorenTerese ⋅ r/humor
As an American who moved to Europe, I was happy to be given real advice when I went to the doctor and not a stack of prescriptions.12yr ⋅ aYANKinEIRE ⋅ r/humor
So I was reading a book on the dangers of D&D for kicks and came across an issue I never seemed to have a problem with.11yr ⋅ Broncos_Fan ⋅ r/humor
Apparently my sunshade works much better in countries that don't use the metric system...12yr ⋅ Motar ⋅ r/humor
Hey buddy, why don't you sit there and watch daddy take a shit like a good little boy13yr ⋅ om4mondays ⋅ r/humor
Apparently 15% of people change their minds about global warming based on the weather: twice a year, each year, every year13yr ⋅ and_statistics ⋅ r/humor
I don't care HOW good these shoes are, I'm never going to make it past that logo.13yr ⋅ Snackadoodlepop ⋅ r/humor
I randomly opened my German vocabulary book to this page - I think it's trying to tell me something about the upcoming election.13yr ⋅ MrsMudskipper ⋅ r/humor
Once again, Jim Benton tells it like it is, with! RT this little puzzle may not be as easy as it seems12yr ⋅ 874damned ⋅ r/humor
Come back to work from a short vacation... I now refuse to use my keyboard in any other form14yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/humor
Apparently Google accepts microphone input now. It's useless though if you want to find George Carlin quotes.13yr ⋅ chriszuma ⋅ r/humor
Not sure if Freud actually said this, but I agree with the sentiment completely. 13yr ⋅ CharlieHustle ⋅ r/humor
I'm a pest control tech, I'm always looking down while doing my job and will at times run into low ceilings or whatever... This was what I hit today... Thanks fuckers.12yr ⋅ LegateVarrus ⋅ r/humor
My brother sent this to me after I committed a typo involving Fruity Pebbles.14yr ⋅ Aubrius ⋅ r/humor
Okay, I think Nigerian scammers are playing who can get someone to believe the most absurd story -- astronaut of the South African Air Force and representative of mining operations on planet Mars 13yr ⋅ MSkog ⋅ r/humor
Grabbed an old Introductory Statistics book while studying in the library today to look something up quick. Flipped open to this page first.14yr ⋅ MadlyMadeline ⋅ r/humor
The local funeral home posted on my elderly mom's facebook wall... ಠ_ಠ12yr ⋅ BeerMachineFuckYes ⋅ r/humor
The contact for an apt. I was looking out turned out to be a scam trying to get people security deposits. I had some fun with him. 13yr ⋅ hot_sandwiches ⋅ r/humor
My son brought home a 'referral' from school--I think I would have done the same thing.13yr ⋅ ProfComm ⋅ r/humor
So I run a sticker studio, slow day at the shop so I came up with these. Thought you guys might appreciate this.13yr ⋅ bendanger ⋅ r/humor
My client's daughter cut her own hair. I'm a hairdresser. There is no fixing this.11yr ⋅ snipandclip ⋅ r/humor
The Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't Want To Eat The Bananas On Top Of My Fridge12yr ⋅ slimothytim ⋅ r/humor
I'm thinking that this banner could have been placed somewhere else - somewhere more appropriate. But hey - it's for the children!13yr ⋅ spdorsey ⋅ r/humor
My boyfriend works as an IT at a large organization and often has nothing to do. He sent me this email today13yr ⋅ twinpaul ⋅ r/humor
Hated Florida Governor Rick Scott looks exactly like the villain from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Coincidence? I think not. Xpost from political humor13yr ⋅ sartreofthesuburbs ⋅ r/humor
Did a zombie just get nominated for national security adviser? - Denis McDonough14yr ⋅ OnaZ ⋅ r/humor
This is the first thing I thought of when I heard that Obama signed H.R. 154013yr ⋅ LeDanGold ⋅ r/humor
I wouldn't believe this book existed if I hadn't been the one to snap the picture14yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/humor
