Humans are known for their doctrine of, If it ain't broke, don't fix it resulting in usage of extremely old tech, which still manages to be useful.5mo ⋅ master_pingu1 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans will use any form of mass communication INSTEAD OF ZOOM.1mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans typically take a very different approach to scientific endeavors to most species.11mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans can find ways to appreciate and gain amusement from even the most loathsome and/or lethally dangerous things.5mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
In every group of humans, there's at least one who will be drawn to the most terrifying beings possible.4mo ⋅ Unhappy-Ad-3593 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
All human methods of generating electricity are, fundamentally, identical.1mo ⋅ GalacticExpress ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The human mind is the mental equivalent of the “brown note” for xeno species capable of telepathy/mind-reading.5mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans will often resort to hilariously stupid solutions that actually work5mo ⋅ a_grass_bloc ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans and their God of death have a very unique relationship which makes others extremely uncomfortable.8mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are immune to many of the horrors of the void due to reasons so stupid thank many believed it was a joke.4mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Even when in dangerous situations, humans will always put their fellow man and anyone else in the vicinity over themselves.3wk ⋅ SirZyBoi ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
NEVER allow a human to make any modifications to their combat equipment- for both your own safety, and theirs.8mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
When humans find out about distraction attempts, they respond in kind.1mo ⋅ GalacticExpress ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Celestial Magic meets Gunpowder, Steel, and Faith courtesy of Humanity7mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human Protecc, Human Attacc, Human War Crime report never come back5mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The more specific you are, the more likely a Human you know has knowledge of it3wk ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Turns out humans are somehow the only species to have any wild animals help or save them willingly on their own terms. Humans themselves don’t have any idea why either.4mo ⋅ KarmaDaRealest ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are obsessed with shapes with squares being their favorite by far.6mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans try to make pets out of the most dangerous beasts they can find. Unbeknownst to them, every other species considers them to be the pet of these creatures3mo ⋅ DarkAlchamist ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Unlike other sapients humans never forget their training, which makes integrating soldiers somewhat difficult4mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Despite their kind hearted nature humans often say some unintentionally brutal things.5d ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans due to their intense paternal instincts will raise anything placed before them. Many aliens will attempt to use this to get free childcare, unfortunately trying to get them back is impossible.5mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
A group of alien scientists are malding over the fact that the human test subjects are overperforming so much.2mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Aliens' predictive models does not work at all with humans because given the choice between the logical thing to do and the most illogical but funny thing to do, humans will always choose the latter.6mo ⋅ quocphu1905 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
“The strongest ties are forged in blood.” -ancient human proverb (that has also often gained popularity amongst xeno races they have fought alongside).1wk ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are unusually nonchalant- even comfortable- living alongside horrific species and entities that most others would likely outright FLEE from.7mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans will usually adhere to the letter of the law, but will almost never adhere to the spirit; much to the chagrin of anyone whose job it is to enforce rules or laws.1mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity has won more wars than any species, and yet their number one advice when it comes to war is PLEASE NO1wk ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Don’t lie about your war machines to the humans, they will just make a better one.9mo ⋅ starlord743 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human teachers are often extremely popular with xeno students due to how unique their methods and styles of teaching tend to be, to the point that most are even willing to look past their- ...shall we say, “eccentricities.”4d ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
there is Customer Service....and then there is HUMAN Customer Service.9mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have pets that thrive in environments that would be hazardous to most species11mo ⋅ GREENadmiral_314159 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Different groups of humans have different types of interactions with aliens.1yr ⋅ Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
For all the jokes and stories about humans being space bards, they're unbelievably slow at picking up hints from other species6mo ⋅ DarkAlchamist ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The more learned scholarly species devote entire lifetimes to mastering a handful of incantations. They react with abject horror when a human does it in one 3 minute song.2wk ⋅ FluffyOmen85 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans for some unknown reason utterly despise magic, and will only use it to counter enemy mages7mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Never leave human juveniles unattended for any extended length of time. NEVER. ...They are just as, if not more prone to causing chaos as their adult counterparts.11mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans exert control over aliens in subtle ways, and most don't even realize that the human is controlling them until it's too late.8mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are taller than many other sapient species of the galaxy, which can make cohabitation difficult at times.2wk ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
So the baseball trophy......is a Sword.....a REAL SWORD...not a prop....a real sharpened carbon steeled sword....forged by a professional blacksmith....as a trophy1yr ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Shapeshifters usually take the shape of human companions as to get love and food5mo ⋅ Mirokov ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
It seems they've developed a symbiotic relationship with the canine species... Oh fuck5mo ⋅ Sweetmeats69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Never underestimate human ingenuity, especially when it comes to psychic arts6mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans will give themselves ridiculous challenges just to say they did it.6mo ⋅ GalacticExpress ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human engineers are admired (and often resented) for insisting on numerous redundant safety measures in everything they do.5mo ⋅ MilkyMemor ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are unpredictable and chaotic. Those deprived of sleep are even MORE so. ...Thus, it is a good rule of thumb/tentacle/claw/etc to make sure human colleagues get a proper amount of rest, for your, their own, and all those in the surrounding area’s safety.8mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
In order to bypass the no lethal bodyguards rule many aliens royals will hire human staff.4mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Xeno leadership thought it was a good idea to mind read a soldier of humanity to see what makes them tick when it comes to fighting against eldritch abomination of the stars and Get something it wasn't expecting 2wk ⋅ multiverseEntity96 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Aliens learn that our nuclear reactors are basically just steam engines.8mo ⋅ ashrieIl ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans just want to pet the babies (Even if you are 20 millenia older)1mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have the ability to communicate to each other without words. They call it “body language.”1mo ⋅ GalacticExpress ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The gates to hell open on earth, all humans see is free real estate.8mo ⋅ Dingo_Princess ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Despite their reputation as the most violent species ever, humans surprisingly don't like resorting to murder.4mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Despite their deathworld origin humans have one of the most refined and adept paletes In the galaxy, and have been used as taste testers even before first contact officially happened.4mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
When a Human let's you know where they keep their spare, consider yourself special.8mo ⋅ Dragon3076 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Even the most powerful of eldritch horrors refuse to gaze into the mind of a human.5mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans look like a crude facsimile of sapient life and most aliens first reaction when seeing one is immediate panic.4mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
While diplomatic approaches are the more common way to for alliances when it comes to humans is best to let it happen on its own2mo ⋅ silentshaper ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans being The Only Ones Who Do This Thing, Ever is a lazy concept.6mo ⋅ EntireSnake ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The discovery of humanity caused a lot of confusion as they looked exactly like another species in the federation just with significantly less hair.5mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have a profound ability for finding beauty and entertainment in the little things.1yr ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are well known for their instinct to carry smaller animals, many aliens will attempt to abuse this in order receive free transportation and warmth.8mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
If a lesser race worships yours as gods, pray that Humans do not find out.1mo ⋅ Dragon3076 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Many species terraform any planet to (in humans opinion) a ridiculous degree before they put anyone planet side.3mo ⋅ alaskaguyindk ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
AI have never been advanced enough for emotion. Until Humans showed up. Then AI learned emotions. 1mo ⋅ Dragon3076 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Aliens find it unfair that animals crowd around Humans like they are a capybara with the ability to cause mass extinction.5mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human courtship rituals are, more often than not, quite unusual.1yr ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
As it turns out aliens were way more excited to finally meet humans than the humans were expecting.10mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The dreams of the vast majority species are rather mundane. Humans, on the other hand- ...well, let’s just say that you’d better hope there are no psychic species nearby, else they’ll need HEAVY therapy.7mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The most FEARED phrase to be heard from a Human would3mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Many alien guilds hire human white mages expecting to have healer waifus/husbandus. Unfortunately that stereotype is wildly inaccurate and reality is significantly more disappointing.8mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Certain human individuals reflect more light than others. As a result, other Xenos tend to view those individuals as angelic or holy.7mo ⋅ GalacticExpress ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have a tendency to experience extreme, unpredictable emotional overreactions to certain events.8mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
More often than not, humans are bluntly (sometimes even BRUTALLY) honest, in sharp contrast to most typically more tactful species.6mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Due to the introduction of games created by Humans, Many Immortals have just spend their time playing them7mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
An alien tries to convince a human that killing murderous sapients is pointless, only for the human to convince the alien the opposite.9mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Despite being highly intelligent and dangerous deathworlders humans are surprisingly very easy to lure into traps.5mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity tends to modernise and reuse old concepts instead of fully developing new ones3wk ⋅ Krast0815 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Many aliens mistakenly believe humans have zero survival instincts, which often causes deathworlders to become overly protective of them.1mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans generally take a different, more performance-focused approach to cybernetic enhancement as opposed to most other species’ focus on aesthetics.1yr ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The main reason humans are so strange to the rest of the galaxy is that they can get used to ANYTHING, no matter how abnormal. ...Up to and including eldritch entities, that most species would outright flee from.1mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have vastly different attitudes towards the various life forms on their planet, often having an incredibly hostile and aggressive outlook towards species that are comparably minuscule and not usually a threat to the average human’s (in)famous durability.9mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans like others species regularly make pacts and deals with otherworldly entities, the strange part is that they never ask for stereotypical thing's like power or riches.7mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Xenos brave enough to visit the human Deathworld tend to find human safety signs....unnerving.4mo ⋅ Fragrant-Address9043 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity singlehandedly saved the entire galaxy from an ai uprising solely by bullying.5mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Despite their great intellect humans are extremely messy and disorganized.2mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
[WP] Human Engineers with X years of experience are a different breed9mo ⋅ Donatello-15 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are far less routine-oriented than many space-faring species generally are, making it difficult for said species to comfortably cohabitate with them.3mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Many humans know of the stereotypes xenos often associate with them. While some humans are offended by them, others actually lean into it by straight-up making up behaviors unusual even to other humans, and acting like they’re common among humanity when around xenos.5mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are unfortunately often ostracized by over-cautious xenos who’ve heard of their- shall we say, ”social abnormalities.” ...This, in turn, leads most humans to be far more accepting of other “outcast” or “misfit” species of the galaxy.6mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE HUMAN SHOT THE PILOT FROM THE SURFACE WITH AN INFANTRY RIFLE?1mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human Fathers are very loose when it comes to training their children for conflict5mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human engineers are lauded for (and also often cause much annoyance with) their insistence on multiple redundant safety measures in EVERYTHING they make.1yr ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Many alien races are perplexed and fascinated by innate human instincts and subconscious senses.1yr ⋅ BlazedBoy ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are very good at designing simple, yet VERY potent solutions to otherwise difficult problems, be it a brilliant invention or creative punishment for unruly xeno colleagues.11mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity often measures a computer’s abilities by making it run an ancient program called “Doom”6mo ⋅ KnottyCoyote ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Never tell humans something is impossible....cause they'll figure out a way to make it possible.6mo ⋅ humanity_999 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans know things are really bad when they’re considered “the smart ones” in a moral dilemma4mo ⋅ EnemyStandUser13 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Upon the discovery of humanity many species rejoiced as they had finally discovered friendly deathworlders, unfortunately they had not.2mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans may not be the most logical species out there, but over time we have gained a reputation for doing a good job even if it was nothing like the job we originally signed up for.1yr ⋅ Batbuckleyourpants ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have a habit of putting themselves at lethal risk for INCREDIBLY pointless reasons.10mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are often jokingly referee to as submissive and climbable due to how excessively friendly they are to smaller sapients.2wk ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans are the best diplomats and mediators... for all the wrong reasons.5mo ⋅ GalacticExpress ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
What if humans actually made sci-fi armor and shocked other species by fighting battles in person?1yr ⋅ savvybus ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The power of human story telling is rather shocking to aliens1mo ⋅ PsychoNikoros ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Some consider humans to be a minor hive-mind, as they share an almost imperceptible telepathic link to one another, linking their species as a whole together. This manifests as odd phenomena like random bouts of “depression” and “deja vu,” concepts foreign to most other species.4mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans modify advanced equipment for mundane solutions, is it to compensate for the fact they are involved in the problem?1yr ⋅ HagarTheHun ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
In retrospect, giving humanity’s engineers access to antigravity fields, FTL drives, and other such super-advanced technology may have been a mistake, given all the questionable things they chose to do with it...3wk ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans have the lowest caloric intake requirement of any sapient, which often make others panic thinking they are starving or wasting away due to illness.10mo ⋅ glugul ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Despite their well-earned reputation for ruthlessness and durability in battle against other species foolish enough to declare war with them, humans are more likely than most to adopt and dote on out-of-species children.6mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
The Oddity of Humans and there Animals if you give them Food2mo ⋅ Intrepid_Ad1536 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
You can tell a lot about how a race views violence by what they name their superweapons. For example, the peaceful xulians call their planetary class ship The Sorrow. The union was a little unnerved to see what humans called theirs.1mo ⋅ Awkward_Impact_6186 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humans often prep for extremely unlikely or even seemingly impossible scenarios, baffling their xeno colleagues. That is, up until said scenarios actually end up happening.1mo ⋅ Jackviator ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity rests comfortably at the apex of “terrifying” and “hilarious.”1wk ⋅ OmegaGoober ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Humanity will always ask the important questions first.5mo ⋅ USS_Massachusetts ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
These signs are targeted specifically towards Humans1mo ⋅ lesbianwriterlover69 ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
