HMJB while I do a robot dance

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I passed out waiting for my son who demanded he had to poop. My wife found us like this. He didn’t poop.

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Happy Easter!

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HMJB while I take care of this kid beating up my sister

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No wait... I got some moves too!

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Just wow

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Who needs a stylus when you have a paw?

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Just wow

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He’s going places

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HMJB because I'm on a roll.

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HMJB While i get kicked in the entire face

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Super intense tic-tac-toe game in the schoolyard.

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HMJB while I borrow this stool

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HMJB while I do the splits

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HMJB I'm going around one more time

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HMJB While I get stuck in an elevator

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HMJB while I do a front flip on this thing

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HMJB while I solve this mystery

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HMJB because I'm on a roll.

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Paving way to the future

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HMJB while I go horseback riding

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HMJB while I drink the juice.

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HMJB while NERF bullets rain down

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OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE

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while I try and hug a stranger

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HMJB while I win the speed-eating contest

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That kid is not a quitter

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Hold my juice box as I lose brain cells going down this slide.

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Hold my juice box, I'm busy

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HMJB while I meet the Queen

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HMJB While I open this door.

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HMJB while we fail to jump over tiny hurdles

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HMJB while I catch my baby brother

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HMJB while I be a brat on my sister's day

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HMJB because I'm on a roll.

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Catch me, daddy!

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HMJB while I beat the hell out of 🎅

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HMJB while I dribble this fool

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HMJB while I go skiing after too many juice boxes.

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HMJB while I zipline

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HMJB while I kick some ass

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HMJB while I get a hug.

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hmjb while i think cacao powder is edible from the box.

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Hold our juice boxes, we are in trouble.

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HMJB as I lie down

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HMJB so Dad and Grandpa can launch me into the ceiling fan

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The Painter

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HMJB while I help clean

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2 for 1

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HMJB while I borrow this stool

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HMJB while I get the life scared out of me!

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While I build this tower

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HMJB while I try to lift this statue

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HMJB while I skate inside the house

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Just sister things.

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Spinning this dough really fast in saran wrap, WCGW?

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HMJB so I can get the road dinner.

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Hmjb, i need WATER

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HMJB while I sneak past my big sister

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HMJB while I clean up this mess

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Hmjb, i need WATER

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HMJB while I make this volcano.

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HMJB while I help off load

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Not again

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HMJB while I charge the field.

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HMJB I’m going for the gold.

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HMJB while I do the splits

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We all remember our first time at a Hibachi/Teppanyaki restaurant.

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HMJB while I flip down

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HMJB while I do a robot dance

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Got her.

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HMJB while I eat this cookie

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I felt that.

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HMJB while I pick up all these balls

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HMJB while I break this hog

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HMJB while I check where the water go

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HMJB while I celebrate my goal.

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HMJB while I use my dog’s paw as a stylus

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HMJB While I fight tree (xpost r/AccidentalSlap)

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HMJB while I yeet this bat

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HMJB while I take this shortcut

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HMJB while I show Santa who's boss.

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HMJB while I exit the tent

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As i do the lemon challenge

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HMJB while I run the bases.

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HMJB while my dad yeets me down this slide

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HMJB while I audition for the Blue Man Group

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Hmjb while I take out your entire line

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HMJB as I send Santa his letter

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HMJB while I ride my hoverboard that doesn't hover

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That kid is not a quitter

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HMJB as I stand on this thing.

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Hold My Juice Box as I nose grind

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HMJB while I be a brat on my sister's day

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Missing the springboard.

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HMJB while I fuck up my little brother

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HMJB while I break this board with my head.

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HMJB while I ride this mattress down the stairs

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HMJB while I check the mail. (Xpost from/r/funny)

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He's not a fan of the song.

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HMJB while I go back for another drink

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HMJB while I fill her up.

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HMJB while I copy this girl

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HMJB while I show you my Diaper Drop move

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HMJB for the double tap

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HMJB while I demonstrate the art of playground gymnastics

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Don't thinkt this child has any concept of what could happen if he jumps down on a glass table !

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Little Michael Jackson

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HMJB while I smuggle these popsicles

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HMJB while I push this big orange ball

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HMJB while I tell the truth.

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HMJB while we fail to jump over tiny hurdles

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HMJB, while I explode from sugar!

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HMJB while I do a backflip in this pool

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HOJBs while we do a little spurn on the catwalk

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HMJB while I slide these poles

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HMJB while I dismount the trampoline

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HMJB while I jump into a pile of leaves

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HMJB while I majestically jump into the pool.

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HMJB while I do a back flip off this seesaw

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While I take out my brother kung-fu style.

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HMJB while i slam this door

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HMJB while I cross the street

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HMJB while I .........

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[HMJB] While I Cut My Hair to Look Like Yolandi

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HMJB while I play a game of leapfrog.

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HMJB while I go rollerblading in a box

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HMJB while I win the Lego competition

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Hotdog race

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HMJB while I serve a pizza

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HMJB... how much mud can i take?

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HMJB while I get excited about getting knocked out.

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HMJB while I fall down...

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HMJB while I shoot my shot

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HMJB while I slap this cup

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HMJB while I do this magic trick

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