HMBCs While I Choke My Fellow Officer

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HMBCs while I ride the bike on the metro

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HMBCs while I slide down an escalator

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HMBCs while I fire a .45.

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HMBC when I put my hand in front of a loaded gun

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HMBC While I steal this without thinking

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HMBCs while I grill the Africa Archives on their Maths Skillz...

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HMBCs while I social media.

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HMBC so they don’t die of hypothermia with the rest of me.

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HMBCs as I try and break into this store.

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HMBCs while I call the police for a ride home.

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[HMBCs] as I unrescue myself

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HMBCs while I wear the same shirt to court

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HMBC while I buy 28 Tesla's [Picture this]

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HMBCs before I try to kick this can

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[HMBCs] The stupidity defies imagination, but why am I not surprised...

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HMBCs while I jump.

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HMBCs as I try and take over someone.

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HMBCs ...I'm just going to take a nap from my security duties.

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HMBC while I pour oil on an open flame

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HMBC while I say that Hong Kong is in Brazil

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HMBCs while a deep-fry a turkey for the first time. In the kitchen.

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HMBC while I build a firepit...............with wood!

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HMBCs while I get arrested because Burger King wouldn't serve lunch at 9 a.m.

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HMBC cooking rice

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HMBCs as we try and make a point

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HMBCs as you do DIY

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HMBCs as I cut my hair.

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HMBC As I stop this wild animal three times my size.

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HMBCs as I have these alloys on

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HMBCs while so many people like this tweet

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HMBCs while I go up this incline.

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HMBC while i jump of a building

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HMBC as I microwave money to kill the coronavirus

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HMBCs as I leave this underground parking lot.

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HMBCs while I remove this hornet nest.

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HMBCs as I make an illegal left turn on a busy road.

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HMBCs while i touch this electric fence.

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HMBCs while I open this bottle.

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HMBCs before I make this stupid attempt

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HMBC while I’m a jackass on the internet.

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HMBCs as I decide not to use the elevator

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HMBCs as I chainsaw the ceiling

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Hm, wonder what important thank I’ll put there..

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HMBCs as I use a chopping board in an oven

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HMBC while I drink from a communal cup during a pandemic

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HMBC while I stick my dick in this beehive

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HMBCs as I try and breathe fire

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The post that started it all

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HMBCS while we dig deeper trying to justify racism and gatekeeping multiculturalism.

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HMBC as I ignore height restrictions

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HMBC as I check out my gun

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HMBC while I carry my baby in a beer bow

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HMBC as I eat powdered tobacco

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On a list of hand sanitizers that are harmful and shouldn't be used

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HMBC as I try and get toast out of a toaster

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