Just woke up from an 8 year coma, how many more Stanley cup finals has mcdavid made it to over Eichel?11mo ⋅ flyfishies ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
This is what Connor Mcdavid’s stats would look like if he hadn’t scored any points10mo ⋅ bergeron37dagoat ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why won’t mcdavid do what Eichel did and play his way out of the shit oilers franchise that drafted him? Is he stupid?11mo ⋅ flyfishies ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Now that we’ve seen how well he’s done with Vegas, it’s time to ask, did Kessel carry Crosby to those cups? And can Crosby win without Kessel?11mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
When you're such a bum that fans throw their hats on the ice after you score for the first time in 2 years1mo ⋅ CareerPillow376 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Should the New Jersey Devils have been called for too many men in game 7 of the 2003 Stanley Cup Final?1mo ⋅ 20PercentChunkier ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Time for the r/hockeycirclejerk White-Out in solidarity with Reddit Corporate11mo ⋅ matthews_land ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Average r/hockey user after you rightfully say Gretzky is a fraud on the circle jerk sub 1wk ⋅ JeeK65 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Bernier on the loss of pioneering African NHL player OJ Simpson1wk ⋅ TaintGrinder ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Breaking: Bettman to overturn Vegas series win after oilers fans cite “Deserve to Win O’Meter”1yr ⋅ cumdogforever ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
The NHL has gotten so soft. This used to be called a Gordie Howe Hat Trick, now it’s a “fireable offense.”9mo ⋅ Andys_Burner ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Time to abandon non-hockey markets, like Winnipeg and Calgary, that can't sell out their arena!1mo ⋅ AverageatUFC3 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
BREAKING: The Chicago Blackhawks are hoping the #1 overall draft pick makes them better.10mo ⋅ Mattstaj ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
What is Detroit doing? Future considerations was their best player this season and they gave him up for NOTHING!!!10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
What do you guys think of Nurse’s contract? Seems like a bit of an overpay to me10mo ⋅ bergeron37dagoat ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why did Detroit give out 3 years to a guy who’s never played in the NHL? Are they stupid?10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Jonathan Towes finally speak out about the Blackhawks controversy9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
We have reached 10,000 jerkers lads, which means we’ve officially done more to grow the game than Gary Bettman9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
NHL award voters realizing they have to watch hockey now instead of just writing Bergeron in for the Selke for the 15th straight year9mo ⋅ ArtemisBakery ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Heartbreaking: Boston will now have a 1C that can play offense instead of only defense9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Breaking: Gordie Howe will not play during the entire 2023/24 season, his agent confirmed8mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Assault boy couldn’t even get a contract before Zadina 🗿🗿🗿10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why are there no teams based on Dinosaurs? They are the coolest animal ever and would be way cooler than “Canadians”8mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
This franchise doesn’t get nearly enough crap for this. Speak English.1mo ⋅ kindasortathor ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Holy shit, Edmonton makes a HUGE trade!!! Will this be the move to put them into contender status???11mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
NHL teams ranked by amount of property damage dealt to their cities8mo ⋅ btownbomb ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why did the Hurricanes ever have a night to remind us of a more likable, better team that they took from us? Are they stupid?10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Patrice Bergeron every year after winning the “forward that didn’t score that much” award10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
This subreddit after making fun of the oilers for the 47th time10mo ⋅ ihatemylifeitsucks1 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Of all the shit that Messier pulled during his time in Vancouver, this has got to be the worst.8mo ⋅ Forrestforthepeas ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Does anyone else get very angry when they see the amount of room not in use for cool advertisements? They add a nice decoration to the other wise bland white ice rink. It’ll be cooler if it looked liked like this tbh honest.7mo ⋅ MustyBarnacle ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
“I was injured during the game actually” yeah sure bud, I watched the whole playoffs with erectile dysfunction but you don’t hear me trying to get attention for it afterwards8mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Breaking: Matt Tkachuck to miss game 6 with lingering injury11mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Has a player and his agents ever destroyed themselves this bad before?8mo ⋅ MudRepresentative279 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Connor Bedard is the only #1 overall draft pick without a point in the NHL since the 1960s. Is he stupid?7mo ⋅ SuperAwesome13 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Enough time has passed. Where does Bedard rank in the GOAT conversation?6mo ⋅ jzangolova ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
2004 1st overall pick Alex Ovechkin hasn’t score this season. Fair to label him a bust?6mo ⋅ PhilMcCraken2001 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
The Minnesota Wild and San Jose sharks going at it as hard as they can in the “shit franchise that has accomplished nothing” competition9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
The Columbus Blue Jackets if being a dogshit franchise won championships11mo ⋅ CalgaryCheekClapper ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
R/hockey users who add a ‘y’ or ‘er’ after a player’s name6mo ⋅ IAmBizarroStormyAMA ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
List of frauds who can’t score their own goals and need somebody to do it for them9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Breaking: NHL confirms that 2024 draft will be held on Earth7mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
An even lamer version of “Im a __ fan and come in peace”11mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why does the Montreal Twitter account always post in French and English, shouldn’t they be speaking in Canadian?6mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
This guy walks up to you and tells you to give him your phone. wwyd?7mo ⋅ -vanking023- ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
In May of 2017, Oilers writer David Staples became the Jerk King with the undisputed greatest hockey tweet of all time.9mo ⋅ Forrestforthepeas ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
But.... But... he scored a cool goal that one time, how can they do this to us???6mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why the fuck would the Canucks put a massive Jumbotron in the middle of centre ice? Are they stupid?7mo ⋅ PhilMcCraken2001 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Wayne Gretzky was a segregationist era FRAUD. 70% of his career points came before he ever had to face the genetically superior Russian athlete.1mo ⋅ AverageatUFC3 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Please like our sport because LeBum is a wimp who couldn’t make it in our favorite sport, which you should like! Like you should totally like our sport because we’re so tough and manly grrr haha.11mo ⋅ Shades890 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why would Puckdoku ask me to care enough about the Minnesota Wild to answer this? This is cruel and unfair.10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Why didn’t the Canucks shut out the Sharks? Are they seriously that fucking stupid?6mo ⋅ jarrud78 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
The year is 1966. You turn on your newfangled color TV, and watch the Leafs win the Stanley Cup for the last time. You change the channel. Lyndon B Johnson is addressing protestors of the ongoing Vietnam War.10mo ⋅ bergeron37dagoat ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Oh my gosh guys, I just realized that the Wild logo is actually a Bear head? Did you guys ever notice this? In 2014 on March 18th I saw a man strangle another man to death in the woods off the road and didn’t say anything about it.9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Who do you guys think is the Wayne Gretzky of the NHL?8mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
All the doubters have been proven wrong, the Red Wings are a playoff team, Trust the Yzerplan9mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Question: which of these Foxes is a bigger choker/fraud?5mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
[Serious] How are we supposed to grow the game when this is the face of the NHL??1mo ⋅ Tasty-Performance275 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Anyone else realize mcdavid looked different in 2015 compared to 2023? I feel like the real mcdavid passed away years ago and the nhl couldn’t afford losing a superstar as high caliber as him, so they made a clone to not lose profits. Thoughts!?7mo ⋅ MustyBarnacle ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Just bought this Land Rover that was stolen from Mitch Marner. What should I do with it?1mo ⋅ Shades890 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Brady Tkachuk to TSN on Matt’s broken sternum: “I wanted to help him feel better any way I could. I’d rub Matt’s burly chest for hours, making eye contact the entire time, our faces mere cm away. The air would get steamy, making a natural sauna. Sometimes our dad would watch in the corner.”11mo ⋅ Shades890 ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
Stats comparison between David Booth and Alex Ovechkin, who do you think is better all time?8mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
“Man, the Avalanche were so good last year, I sure hope they don’t become complete garbage when I’m not looking”10mo ⋅ SoundwavesBurnerPage ⋅ r/hockeycirclejerk
