Susan let me borrow her son's plane and I got a great aerial shot of the town!6yr ⋅ john_bruschetta ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
To whoever’s been anonymously cyber bullying my cat, I WILL find you.5yr ⋅ champagnejani ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My co-workers got me this nice mug. I'm not sure what 'Unt' means, but a mug is a mug.4yr ⋅ AdmiralAndyAllen ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Thanks Brad Pitt for visiting our beautiful little town. My wife’s favorite movie of yours is world war z. :)5yr ⋅ jannikan ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Look what my son made for his school project yesterday! Couldn’t be more proud of him.5yr ⋅ nascarGOATfan4812 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My son was chosen for the annual leaf sacrifice! Here he is in his final moments!5yr ⋅ i-like-tortoises ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Well, it's that time of year again! The tournament is back on. Get your bets in soon, and let me know if you would like to join this year.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
The new neighbors on Elm STILL haven't put away their Halloween decorations! I have yet to meet them but can someone tell them to put it away, it's spoiling my holiday spirit!5yr ⋅ Kljunar ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
FOR SALE: Barely used flip flop. Right one only. Left one already sold. Asking $12 (negotiable)5yr ⋅ saranowitz ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I'm very pleased to hear that my first children's book has been added to the curriculum for local elementary schools!1yr ⋅ SubsidiaryPotato ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I am pleased to announce that my son Nigel has just been accepted into the best Didgeridoo School in the area. Please give him your best wishes5yr ⋅ tommygun641 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Has anyone tried this man’s lemonade? I was wondering if it’s actually worth the ¢75.6yr ⋅ TheNeonKnight13 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Due to the recent aerial photos of our beautiful town, I have felt inspired to create a clothing line inspired by our wonderful town.6yr ⋅ NLinnemann ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Saw the local mailman cult meet up again. I think they’re up to no good.5yr ⋅ Youknowh0 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
So happy to be coming back home!! So, what did I miss the past few years?5yr ⋅ CaptainBundiePants ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Visited Michael at work the other day. It looks like he's feeling better!6yr ⋅ silentclowd ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Lovely photo of my son playing in the fountain at the festival yesterday!!! Thanks Karen for coming with us!6yr ⋅ reblogg ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I heard Travis talking about wanting a deer, can someone let him know I’m selling?5yr ⋅ florida-gang ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Does anyone know who might have purchased a mattress costume, recently? They've been following me all day and it's making me uncomfortable.6yr ⋅ reali-tglitch ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Hey guys, I just got a new drone and wanted to show you this cool pic I took of our town!6yr ⋅ Almox ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Just wanted to thank everyone that came to Justin’s play, we had a blast!5yr ⋅ muricaball76 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Thanks to the local council for building this fantastic new bypass!5yr ⋅ TheSnailMachine ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
To whomever owns this cat, please collect him. He keeps on stealing my guns and screaming in a deep guttural tone.6yr ⋅ ToastyMustache ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Jimmy just got the town map painted on his car door! Our town needs more people like him.6yr ⋅ harenB ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
So tired of the lizardism that my son is subjected to on a daily basis.6yr ⋅ colossal_breast_pump ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Don't worry about the cat that was hit guys, I saw it coming out of the vet when and it looked alright.6yr ⋅ thisonemakesyouthink ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Met my new neighbour the other day! Real swell guy. He gave me a balloon. It floats too! He said we all float! Seems like quite a philosopher!5yr ⋅ BillohRly ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Our dog Jennifer got lose last night and we’ve been unable to find her, Here’s a picture of what she looks like. Please help us find her.6yr ⋅ SHARKbait588 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
The ambulances are now decorated with snowflakes and Christmas lights. Really gets the Christmas spirit going even though there's no snow.5yr ⋅ PapaGynther ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I am proud to announce that the council has approved moving forward on restarting the Summer Duckling Festival!1yr ⋅ propschick05 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My cousin has gone missing! This is the last picture I have of him. Please tell me any tips !5yr ⋅ HELPquarterupmyass ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Charlie is addicted to drugs now, Kyle has been gone for a day and I'm starting to get worried. Kyle come home, your sister misses you6yr ⋅ OviDear ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Saw it this morning. Lovely to see how active and healthy our community is.5yr ⋅ cynicgrapes ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I found this book in my basement, anyone want it? It started speaking to me in tongues and I don't want it anymore.5yr ⋅ PM_ME_KEVIN_SPACEY ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Thank you, Martin, for standing in as our temporary toilet while we get the other one fixed.6yr ⋅ WhoRUGurl ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My family will no longer be shopping at joes groceries they have been using pesticides to get rid of the bones naturally growing in strawberries.6yr ⋅ Leeaver ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My wife and I are pleased to announce that our second child has been born. He is a healthy 34 pound baby who we have decided to name Blubbus. Here is a photo from our first day home photo shoot.5yr ⋅ KwiklyMoovingToo ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Our drunk town Mayor Ernie wont do anything to stop these horrible acts. I am starting a neighborhood petition to get squirrel three ways out of our town!5yr ⋅ atcerny ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Does anyone know who the hooligan is that's been leaving their dick pics in my mailbox again?6yr ⋅ _meep- ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
This is not ok! Whoever owns this car needs to move. Thats my designated spot at work.5yr ⋅ Nairtales ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Everyone who was at the Baskett Neighborhood Barbecue will get a laugh out of this!!6yr ⋅ mikakikamagika ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I searched through Kyle's computer and found pictures of his friends smoking dope. Any parents out there know who this young man is?5yr ⋅ OviDear ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Vivian and her mom; the dark lord Nuberyxl spotted at the baseball game yesterday.6yr ⋅ Typo_Matser ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
On this day in 1982, The Boys surprised me with the beer run to end all beer runs to cheer me up after my water skiing accident!10mo ⋅ Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Oh my god, guys. Cornelius is coming to town. Does anyone want to go with me? None of my good friends are really into his stuff but i don't want to go alone.6yr ⋅ EhAhKen ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Cornelius is offering a two dollar discount! Only this Sunday at the Maples Center!6yr ⋅ funnyguy135 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Please Stop Littering!! My daughter Lilly has gotten her head stuck in a large cup because of you filthy litterers!5yr ⋅ OviDear ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Melissa and I went out for a girls’ coffin fitting day! Look at how happy she looks!5yr ⋅ jkantrowitz ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My neighbor is into black magic and I think she did something to my cat6yr ⋅ mikepellegreenbeans ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Can someone tell Jeremiah to stop promoting cocaine to the other toddlers?6yr ⋅ CidAndroid ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Someone kidnapped Walters cat. They send a pic. They want 2000 in Monopoly cash. Please sheriff Gordon do something.6yr ⋅ max_marx ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My band is playing it's first show at the park near 5th Street. Feel free to come. Tickets are $10 per person5yr ⋅ MrMysteryMeme ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
As a Lizard Person, a loving father, and a citizen, it deeply saddens how my fellow Lizard People have been recently portrayed in the media. I thought it was 2018 but apparently we are still living in the past. I choose to speak out for the oppressed. That’s why I’m running for Mayor 2018.6yr ⋅ CheeseSteakJimmys777 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My dad came to visit the kids yesterday, he taught Lilly how to protect herself from strangers.5yr ⋅ OviDear ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I can't say I agree with it, but as someone who's had Paul over for Uno night, I think he deserves it for the extra cards up the sleeve trick.6yr ⋅ sif_the_pup ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
The pool party yesterday was lots of fun! I hope everyone enjoyed it!5yr ⋅ NamesarefortheWeak1 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I got RDR2 yesterday, and it’s incredible. Here’s a screenshot I took before getting into a duel.5yr ⋅ NamesarefortheWeak1 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I saw a 3-year-old standing in the street with a cardboard sign today. What does this say about our nation?!5yr ⋅ Lil-Miss-Anthropy ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
An old picture of my brother Joseph, right before he moved away to Russia. Isn’t he just the goofiest lookin’ fellow?6yr ⋅ WhoRUGurl ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Frank lost his keys again for the third time this month. He flipped the house upside down looking for them this time. Anyone available this weekend to help flip it back?6yr ⋅ VII_OF_IX ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My chairry tree finally produced fruit 5 years after I planted it!5yr ⋅ NamesarefortheWeak1 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Congratulations to Mr. Morrison for retiring from Jefferson High School! 37 years of teaching and he still looks great for his age!5yr ⋅ miker35591 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Whoever's cat this is, please come get him. I need to finish cleaning my gutters!6yr ⋅ colossal_breast_pump ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Jenny’s so happy to see her niece for the first time! Many happy returns to aunty Jackie ❤️❤️❤️❤️5yr ⋅ bowlerhatbear ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I get that the City council is trying to save money but this is ridiculous!5yr ⋅ MrMaxPowers247 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Guys I finished toilet paper please bring one roll at 6th st. 2196 ASAP6yr ⋅ BadMannersNeverDie ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Just met this wise old man who is unfortunately homeless and lives under the bridge on 28th St. Is he anyone’s family? Can we start a GoFundMe to help him?5yr ⋅ breadstickfever ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Hanksgiving was fab. Thank you Bethanney for bringing your culinary flair.5yr ⋅ cicistarkiller ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
My cousin Trevor just got a full body tattoo of our lovely town. Any thoughts?5yr ⋅ PourMeSomeCheetos ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
DEBRA. Your cats are staring at me menacingly and won’t let me get into my property. PLEASE COME AND COLLECT THEM. YOU ARE TEARING THIS TOWN APART6yr ⋅ _tcwoodstock_ ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Lovely photo of Esther taken by Will at her 70th birthday party last night! What do you guys think?6yr ⋅ SKYPLASTIC ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
“Wolf Man” Perkins is hosting his annual “Back to School Ain’t Cool” Party this weekend. Everyone is asked to bring snacks.6yr ⋅ Chazmedic ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Did you hear? Rodderric was arrested when his Barber shop was shut down for selling drugs. I’ve been his customer for six years. I had no idea he was a barber!6yr ⋅ charlesaehler ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Andy showing off the first baked potato he pulled out the oven! join us at the block party tonight!5yr ⋅ CatintheWall-eh ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
HELP! We accidentally kicked our ball over the fence now Christina won't give it back! Any suggestions?6yr ⋅ StromboliMan ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I found this flyer in the gas station restroom!!! What could it mean???! 👀 👣1yr ⋅ pretty-late-machine ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
The map of our town that i’m using is from last year and doesn’t have Carol’s new house on it. Anyone know how to get there?6yr ⋅ xx420mcyoloswag ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Hey guys finally got this new thing called the internet. Hope to expand my worm business there.6yr ⋅ tnttrooper215 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Can you guys please tell becca to stop conguring spirits near my house? Thai is the third time this week that ive hadb to get rid of this guy.5yr ⋅ Zacklike3 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I just finished making the to scale modle of our village (except for Cristy's scab of a house).5yr ⋅ 12lubushby ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
They finally caught Kevin, the serial mailbox killer! Big thank you to our boys in blue6yr ⋅ Guy691 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Just want to say Thanks for the wonderful dinner last night, Bernice. Took this pic of you and the girls with my iPhone!5yr ⋅ fappinatwork ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Playing games with Carol got a bit out of hand last night is this really who you want to run the library?6yr ⋅ xx420mcyoloswag ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Look out Sergio, it seems the lizardbabies are developing a taste for cat too!6yr ⋅ elephantstudio ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I found this old photo of Bill today. It seems like it was only yesterday that he was still with us.5yr ⋅ sam_e5 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Has anyone seen Joe? I haven’t seen him for a few days. Also I took this funny Halloween decoration at the square today.5yr ⋅ Flutt3rDash ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Just opened my new fast food chain! I would appreciate if i could have some customers other than Phyllis.6yr ⋅ CheezyChip ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
The wife and I are considering buying a house in town. Anything I should know about who used to live here?5yr ⋅ amidoingitrightjanet ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
I’ve been working on this for 2 years, and now my vintage car is finally road-worthy!5yr ⋅ NamesarefortheWeak1 ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Be careful neighbours! The station on 27th street is flooded. At least Greg made the most of it.6yr ⋅ lootvig ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
This metal band keeps advertising all over my street. Does anyone know who they are? I'd really like to go see them.6yr ⋅ Atillion ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
