Off block order. 10 minutes to pickup, drop off 5 minutes away.

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First cash tip. Some people get it.

3yr ⋅

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First time dealing with a rude customer in the 3/4 years I've been a driver

2yr ⋅

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From now on, only hit this reason for rejecting offers. We don’t owe these greedy assholes a second of our time to explain ourselves.

2yr ⋅

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I spoke too soon..

3yr ⋅

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Violation removal.

2mo ⋅

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I finally made premier status!!

3mo ⋅

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That’s funny and sad

3yr ⋅

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Honey start the car ! IT DOSENT MATTER JUST START THE CAR!!!!!!!

2yr ⋅

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I had NO IDEA grubhub customers had the capacity to add extra tip- but I had one do that tonight. 😄

2yr ⋅

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Well that’s different. 🤔 I guess sometimes you just gotta switch it up a little.

3yr ⋅

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Because I rejected a $3 order that was going 5 miles...

1yr ⋅

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Ummm?!?

2yr ⋅

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I don’t care how close the pickup and drop off locations are, I will never accept an under $5 order

2yr ⋅

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Brand new GH violation program grand opening!!

2yr ⋅

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Lol

2yr ⋅

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Just wen I was about to call it a day

1yr ⋅

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Not gonna lie this makes my day go much easier

4yr ⋅

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So I just got this email. Let's see how it pans out.

2yr ⋅

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My tips last night...

1yr ⋅

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GH Down bad?

1yr ⋅

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Customers be by their phone tracking your every move until you ask for building access code...👻 mode

1yr ⋅

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Yo grubhub wild

2yr ⋅

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Saw this while doing a order

1yr ⋅

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local mexican restaurant really doesn’t like us delivery drivers. no mints for us, dang.

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Rumor is if you drive around with this lit while delivering your tips will increase

2yr ⋅

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Another one added to the blacklist, lol

3yr ⋅

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Maybe don't send me offers when I'm going 70 down the highway then

3yr ⋅

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The only thing I’m delivering is myself into madness

3yr ⋅

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If the annoying grubhub cowbell was a person 🤣😂

2yr ⋅

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This guy’s a flippin’ legend, spent 2x more on the tips than the food

4yr ⋅

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When the customer doesn’t give you the gate code

4yr ⋅

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10hr Valentine’s Day schedule, 133 miles, 100% acceptance.

3yr ⋅

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And yet no orders rolling in

11mo ⋅

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How it feels lately while running GH and other apps.

2yr ⋅

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Last weeks earnings . Not bad at all

1yr ⋅

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First delivery of the day already trying to scam

3yr ⋅

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what can I do with $2 and 66 cents these days?

1yr ⋅

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Is every popeyes like this? Even the drive thru.

2yr ⋅

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Random Unicorn

1yr ⋅

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my first $300+ day! 11 hour shift, 33 orders completed!

2yr ⋅

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What the f*** is going on with base pay? This just started becoming a thing... crooks

11mo ⋅

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This guy was a creature

1yr ⋅

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Every time a customer who wants No Contact delivery greets you outside the door....

4yr ⋅

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Next time check yourself before you come at me 😒

3yr ⋅

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Thiccums!

2yr ⋅

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It don't always be that way but sometimes it do. Be safe out there mates, make that money.

2yr ⋅

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No.

2yr ⋅

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The biggest I’ve ever gotten. Wish everyone would tip😅

3yr ⋅

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Just to make sure, “518” or Upstates new york, No Tips No Trips.

2yr ⋅

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Biggest order I ever gotten on Grubhub. NYC (Partner)

1yr ⋅

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Idk who needs to hear this, but if you're not asking for a bag when they give you drinks in a cupholder you're doing it wrong.

2yr ⋅

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Universe was like: “here ya go, bud”

4yr ⋅

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This is the second time I got this guys order! He works across the street from the restaurant he orders. Both times he picks it up himself! First time, I didn't read the notes and I was a bit confused when I arrived at the restaurant... I messaged him again and said thanks. Such an awesome customer.

4yr ⋅

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Nah...I’m good.

3yr ⋅

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I did my best!

3yr ⋅

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A little gift I recieved during a delivery. Made my day !! Never too old for free candy.

3yr ⋅

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Grubhub releases blocks... I go online to schedule myself some shifts and... all of it. Yes the weekend too already . Wtf

1yr ⋅

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They heard my complaints

1yr ⋅

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Pretty decent week so far and only worked 19 hours ever since there update I haven’t had to wait at restaurants and the miles to pay has been great averaging about $37 per hour I’m liking this a lot more now!

2yr ⋅

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$75 in an hour? I’ll take it 🤷🏻‍♀️

3yr ⋅

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Been sitting here for 20 mins no orders. Wtf😭

1yr ⋅

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Happy Thanksgiving

1yr ⋅

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When cars drive too close to bikers...ER

3yr ⋅

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Remember to gargle my ball sack

1yr ⋅

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$17 order, $14 tip. 2 minute trip from pickup location. True kindness.

2yr ⋅

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Surprise donut tip from Voodoo for waiting. This is The Homer. 😀

1yr ⋅

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GH... you can’t fool me. The distance from my location to Taco Bell is 7 miles and the distance from Taco Bell to the dinner is .3 miles. No thank you, I rather watch cartoons with my kids.

1yr ⋅

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Ever happen to anyone?

2yr ⋅

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Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!

1yr ⋅

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Meanwhile in Mexico...🇲🇽

2yr ⋅

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Sometimes, when I’m bored, I just go out to mess with bad tippers

3yr ⋅

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After multiple calls from a customer about a stupid order in downtown, I remembered some of the things I’ve learned here! I responded with this and they got off my ass!!!

4yr ⋅

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Grubhub here, we know there is an ice storm so we are offering a generous bonus of $4 in exchange for you risking your safety. Open the “Grubhub for Drivers” app to get started!

1yr ⋅

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I speed for customers like this

2yr ⋅

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You do you boo 💖. I get paid regardless 💀

2yr ⋅

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I need one more delivery for the $60 mission bonus and.... Nothing.

1yr ⋅

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There’s nothing worse than getting this notification when you’re 30 seconds away from finally pulling up to the restaurant

3yr ⋅

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Thankful for customers like this! This was my first night taking grub hub orders.

1yr ⋅

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MOVE, bitch! Time is money and I got places to be!

4yr ⋅

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This little guy greets me almost every time I deliver here

1yr ⋅

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Man its been so slow since December

2yr ⋅

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This is a thing now?

4yr ⋅

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had to get a lottery ticket after this one

3mo ⋅

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Fire 🔥 Friday

1mo ⋅

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Look who greeted me at my car today!

3yr ⋅

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Make me laughing 😂😂wtf, $0.01 tips😂😂

1yr ⋅

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They tilted their porch light to make the house number more visible. Bless them

2yr ⋅

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Nice 😎

1yr ⋅

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I had a slightly long wait and the restaurant thanked me for sticking with them and gave me a delicious cheesecake! Yummy!

2yr ⋅

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Their desperation is showing

2yr ⋅

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11% Acceptance rate btw. Shoutout to the other driver being an hour late 🤙🤙

3yr ⋅

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*gets deactivated for delivering too quickly*

2yr ⋅

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13 hours in the books for today. Hump day.

1yr ⋅

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Made 600 on Gh and 409 on dash this week, best week yet !

1yr ⋅

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Geeked to hit my goal of $1000 this week! 29.5 hours. Only rejected one order. Took Sunday off to treat my boo ting ❤️

3yr ⋅

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Apparently GH is paying you by the hour

2yr ⋅

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What in the hell is this crap? I was on scheduled hours and hadn’t even come close to guarantee so had to take it. Luckily the customer cancelled the order because they didn’t want to wait that long.

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Now I see why y’all cherry pick! 🤦🏽‍♀️I’ll decline a $8 offer 2 minutes later get a $15 offer. I’ll decline a $9 offer wait for it....Boom $13 offer. Low ball offers? AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!! You betta sprinkle some tip on that!

4yr ⋅

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Thank god for the nice customer! 0.9 mile ride for $19.95 and she gave me a charger to save my night lol

2yr ⋅

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We’re doing God’s work out here everyone, give yourself a pat on the back

1yr ⋅

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Not gonna lie... this is a exhilarating

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11 am to 9pm ,10 hours straight working today 🔥🔥

1yr ⋅

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After 32 months on the waiting list, I might actually get to deliver with GH!

1yr ⋅

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So close...

2yr ⋅

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I like how they want you to rush to a restaurant that is def not going to have the food ready. I gotta hurry up and get there so I can start waiting 😂

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Best offer yet

3mo ⋅

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Biggest offer I’ve gotten yet!

3mo ⋅

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Just got schedule blocked.

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Nice feature ngl, hate to wait for the door and lots of building sometimes don’t have a front desk or door person is not there, save lots of time.

1yr ⋅

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This is why GH sucks balls in CA. They suggest you only tip $1, $2, $3 or $4 on $120 worth of food.

2yr ⋅

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This food truck in LA tips drivers! Shout-out to Treat Day Truck 👍

2yr ⋅

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Love this guy

1yr ⋅

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That NO TIP life!

3yr ⋅

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I know a lot of y’all would be delivering orders without the drinks 😂😂

1yr ⋅

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Why can't more customers be like this

3yr ⋅

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When you pull into almost any Apartment Complex for a delivery...

5yr ⋅

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Didn’t take you very long to start lying.

4yr ⋅

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2 days of fuel costs. Definitely worth it so far.

1yr ⋅

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Nice

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Thanks, grubhub. Excellent incentive there.

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When the customer put the wrong address, it’s free lunch on them!

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I drove 1.5 miles to mark delivered and ate it. It was delicious! Then I got 2 $25 offers in a row!

3yr ⋅

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Order was already late. Saw the clouds made an interesting shape... then saw the setting sun made it more unique.

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What would you do? I was not having it with this person. Sorry about it!

3yr ⋅

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Grubhub punished me for not getting orders

1yr ⋅

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This made my day.

3yr ⋅

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It finally happened!! An offer for $0 and $1 tip!! We did it you guys

2yr ⋅

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Restaurants get away with this because they know the driver will get blamed.

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GrubHub new driver package May 2021

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This made my entire night!

3yr ⋅

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This is how GrubHub destroys acceptance rates, and why you shouldn't care.

1yr ⋅

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Why is my zone in the middle of the ocean? Can anyone help me out please? Thanks!

1yr ⋅

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The reasons we really reject

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This is a first lol

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I haven't seen numbers like this in many moons. Now to start budgeting and hope it continues... car is crying for retirement.

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Good thing I don't have any gloves

3yr ⋅

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Life of a premier driver

2yr ⋅

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Order of the week??

3yr ⋅

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I would like to thank the 4 drivers before me that canceled on this order. It was 45 min late by the time it got around to me. I don't know what causes 4 drivers to say nah, on second thought... But......happy new year!

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What would you do? I don’t feel comfortable doing this in that area.

1yr ⋅

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I’ve never heard such nonsense come out of my mouth when trying to say who I’m picking up for

1yr ⋅

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Expect the unexpected. Drive almost seemed not worth it.

2yr ⋅

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The ONLY reason to accept a Taco Bell order

4yr ⋅

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The best day ever

1yr ⋅

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One of the best days I’ve had in awhile! Only 5hrs of work and 62 miles driving! Subtracting gas that’s $31/hr!

3yr ⋅

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banned me wrongfully, now they want me BACK? after they put me into deep depression with a job for MONTHS MAYBE EVEN A YEAR... IDK WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS.. ANYONE ELSE GET THIS EMAIL?

1yr ⋅

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Found the ultimate grubhubber 😎

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