Favorite thing in the game, the broken tv.
Of course not! 🖕
This is all I could think of after seeing so many Homescapes ads
I’m not going to admit how much hash I spent on this event, let’s just say it’s a lot. Currently in 3rd place.
Been playing since day 1 and finally maxed out Bubbles
I FINALLY FINISHED MY FIRST EVENT BOYS!!
Hey I still moderate this subreddit, but...
Me in every event
Just wanted to show everybody it's all about KL for that leaderboard spot. Dont trade away all those Steve and KL cards!
Can I get a Baaammmmmmm!
ok this is epic
Lol at the dick drawn in pee in the snow
Ughhh... I already have all these cards. Good thing there's only 10 seconds till a refresh.
I somehow accessed the debug/settings mode...
Double greasy... fuckin way she goes bud
How I complete my free hashcoin registrations
This is bullshit
Susan wasn’t in the store once. This event was garbage. 2hrs left and haven’t automated the last business.
I didn't need it but thanks fam!
Event ended early. The fuck is this????
Is it just me or does Ricky look like that crazy bastard John McAfee?
Too weird to live, too rare to die. A moment of shitlence, please.
I love you guys but... I think I get the point?😂
The most useless store ever
Man, Used Gas hasn't been in the store all eve..... oh that'll be why then
How the frig is this not a costume for Randers yet?.... 😂
Something we can all relate to
Can confirm. Save your boys once you’re done upgrading 3/2/2
Three Week Halloween Event - Lahey as Hef, Randingo as Bunny
RIP John F. Dunsworth
Why do the devs think anyone would want any more Willy Goat cards??
YES! My most wanted character is coming.
Must be Ricky math
Green Bastard event
Fellas take note that Julian is x3 and Ricky and bubs are x2 so it matters the order of 3/4/3 for the boys strategy
Repeating Boss Fights Warning???
Just going to unlock GB homebrew which was my only goal
WTF! How is this even possible? I have the boys at 4,4,4. Flurry at 7, and HO at 9! I’m only at 223 AO/second. There’s no fucking way unless 1st place is spending 300 bucks or more. And even then, they would have to be lucky enough to get the cards they needed. Total bullshit.
Are....are you kidding me?
Completed Season 40 without opening a business
Open all businesses?
Okay what do I gotta do to get this outfit in the main game
When you're halfway through a survey and then you're told they don't need any more submissions
Who the bell is spending 70 bucks on this game!?
First time ever being in 1st!!
My game is f*cked again post-event...
This game is completely f*cked! I just got the update for the event and now I'm seeing this:
5 new seasons tomorrow, Friday February 23rd
MEIRL waiting for the new game
This dude spent so much money he broke the game lol
Just got an ad for the game while playing the game.
No mini event this week
An epic you can only get if you pay for it. Greeeeeasy.
Mobile data usage for the month, seems awfully high for watching the same pot farm ad over and over again
Slow down Barbara
Finally! We can get the scraps and also finally a christmas event!
5020 burgers for Julian
My bird went like that ☝️when I got this offer but the arseholes wouldn't let me buy it...
And here i thought having two duplicate cards in the shop was greasy
No hash spent, no cash boys 343 j roc 6, RV 3. I’ve never finished an event, let alone this early
LOL, not again xD
Baaaaaaaaaam! It’s been a LONG time since I’ve actually finished an event.
My greasy strategy, skipped phil
Moneyvale got me like...
I love the idea but WHY DOESN'T IT LINE UP :'(
What are these dicks doing here?
$0 value for $0! Now yer brain thinkin is more better.
I was going to make an instructional video for how to use my spreadsheet, but somebody beat me to it
That's a new one to me!
No one wants to admit to blowing 800 hash coins just so they don’t spend the whole weekend messing around to get 2 new characters...
All out of objectives trunks. Not even close to done or top 50. That's a first
Something tells me I have enough money to claim my reward...
New Mini-Event tomorrow - Bad Guy Takeover; now f*ck off, I got work to do
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP GIVING ME THESE CARDS!!!
HOLY SHIT, it finally happened boys!
My bum is on the Sweeeedish
72 second AD for 15 liquor is not worth it. Greasy asf.
Finally did it. All common characters maxed at level 15
The devs can't even get the fucking text right. (Season 88)
Dickmobile is online. F*** off... I got work to do
My Card Collection in one Picture
Ricky or Louis CK?
Who’s got your favorite cat? I like this one.
New Event tomorrow- Best in show
Does it look like i need another bunch of damn Steve french cards
Anyone else get shafted some seasons?
Generator is ready notification? What’s this aboot?
You know it's gonna be fucked when you see this deal...
I live in Korea. Austin is a lonely fucking bastard here too.
Lmao, I think they hear us! xD
My Piss Factory Picture
First time in a long while
If you are wondering about DICKMOBILE
Close race. Normally I don’t play after getting all the awards but now you have to. And forget about collecting 2000 liquor to get 500 liquor. What you get goes to upgrade.
First time ever finishing an event! I’m pretty excited
Those Greasy Fuckers
Your phone after beating a boss fight
Missing Localization was always my favorite character.
Holy fuck boys! The Green Bastard IPA looks decent
Trippy. I Think the devs ate too many hash coins
First event completed and it's all thanks to this sub! DEEEEEEEECENT!
224 crystals after event trunk, 6 goal trunks, and 30 customer bonuses - Greee-heee-heeeasy!!!
New event this Thursday: Space Camp
For the first time in a loooong time
How friggin greasy can they get?
Fuckin' way she goes. Finally got the casino automated. I had to wait about 12 hours for Lahey to show up in the store. At least i got tom.
Every journey has an end. This one ends here. Included stats in the comment section.
Gre-ee-eesy! I was in #17th place with over 45 T, skipped an hour getting 13.78T alone, then when the event ended i was in 23rd place with less than 1T. Somethin’s FUCKY boys!
Welcome to the shitshow boys!
Hip Hop Trevor looks different
Dickmobile is thirsty AF
Can someone explain why these are epic?
Guess I’ll try for some cards...
Trevor really is an alien, he only has 4 fingers!
Who are Harold and Sonny? - Sonny kind of looks like the farmer the boys stole bull semen from, but I can't place Harold...
Lol - “no one here yet” and I’m 40th 🤣🤣🤣
Unlock Jacob as Julian!
I'm seeing double. Two Moes.
Lots of time left, but currently riding a greasy 1st place
Who is this? Don’t remember him from the show.
WE HAVE TO RENOVATE THIS PLACE
The leaderboards are a sham. I want my money and hashcoins back. Everyone on here has a different amount in first place it seems. Someone out of reach. This isn't a leaderboard, it's a marketing tool to get you to spend money without ever getting the top reward.
Greasiest unclosable ad yet. No x visible if the x exists at all.
Anybody know how to get close this greasy ad?
It bothers me that it’s 3m60s instead of 4m00s
After Months of Collecting...
Pound that in your word hole and tell me it ain't the birth of Christ -J Roc
Do these even work?
Glitch or most boring season ever? Greasy.
Info on Today's Brand New Event
New personal record for best business. 704.15 AC per second.
Devs Confirm Ad Outage FYI
New Sunnyvale 5-0 collector
Well Played, Treena #4888845!!
Where my hash hoarders at? Who has the most?