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Daylight Savings 😔

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Who doesn’t like Tom?

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Went straight to the point

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Grandma's on smoke.

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I'm going home

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My girl just caught me, man

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Yes

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I only spent $32 last night

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Mein blood

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Let' play 8 Ball!

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🐗💥

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Call of Bitches

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Chess

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Sorry I fell asleep

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Funniest news I ever heard

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Sir, we found this on the victim's phone.

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You’re my baby

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shamelessly stolen from r/unextexted

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Definitely fake but still funny

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Siri c’mon

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Altima for sale?

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Gender fluid

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poser

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It got a laugh out of me I won’t lie

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top gear

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you don’t get the munchies?

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They are very reasonable prices.

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he's head way better...

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Declaration of independence

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Meaning of life

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Dix out everyone

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That last line doesn’t fit the poem

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He ain’t tryna be a snitch

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aN iNtErEsTiNg TiTlE

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I desperately want this to be real

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goofy ass bitch

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Romance is not dead

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2 letters makes all the difference

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indeed they are

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Actually pretty funny

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Roger no

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K, I'll buy that now

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That’s what friends are for!

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grandma

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hard to decide if its good or bad 😭

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BBQ

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The master key

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Donuts are indeed healthier than meth, take it from your local sheriff

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happy new year peoples

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I had to, you hear?

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O.Gay Simpson (u/Adien_Benton)

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We all dream of receiving a message like this

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Salad

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Bird seed blunt

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I’m at work rn???

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f*cking

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Hectooor

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Rachel’s missing out

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um chile anyways so-

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Please I need to go home

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Polite frog is much cute

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bitches are all the same:(

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Beanut butter

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no food bro

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Burger King

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Wrong kind of icecream

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Samsung smart fridge

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