pro life tips
Not sure if reposted. Also not sure about plungers.
I have no words
British guy's reply to an American who was correcting his spelling. (also, r/MurderedByWords removed this after it got 4,500 points)
Pushing the analogy too far
Beetlejuicing in two ways at once while continuing Reddit customs
This is the gold standard
Welcome to Youtube..
When the social media team goes fishing for praise.
Mistakes were made
On r/darkjokes, obviously
What a legend
“people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”
F for respects
What a summary
What's your excuse?
The Semi-Final Solution
From the Facebook page of the Mosque that was set on fire in Houston
An Interesting Title
Speech 100. Destruction 100. Roasted and toasted.
This pretty much sums up reddit
Comment section under Audiobook called, How to Win Friends and Influence People
Expected to be honest
Found in a local AskReddit thread.
Crucify Me OwO
Moment of silence ladies and gentlemen
Slam on the Brakes
What the fuck?
A roller coaster of emotions
A bold claim...
Not the answer they wanted
Death by cop, but in the fun way.
Found the Introvert
Found on r/showerthoughts
Logan Paul at it again
The difference an inch makes.
I found this picture on r/lostredditors and just had to put it here
Scientists have created wood
Happy microphone day!
Rick Astley during his AMA
A F*cked Up Surprise
How dark can we go?
Risky Click of the Day
SUCK IT UP!
Optimize your settings today!
Target got savage af, Poor Gary and his feelings
Actually laughed out loud
That's one way to respond to Internet trolls i suppose
Toasted and roasted
Not sure if serious on just trolling
3 word sad story
This Intelligent Guy Isn't So Smart After All
That’s a lot of people
Where ugly people come from.
Fuck sake Shirley
Found on a TV video of Arabs driving on two wheels
A cruel yet funny observation, followed with the perfect usage of an overused sentence, that can now be laid to rest as it has fulfilled its destiny.
Gotta keep up with the in-jokes, or they'll hit you with the ole r/prequelmemes
People on Amazon Don't Mess Around
The Shakira law
Biggest bro save of all time (from /r/funny)
Response to a picture of a cat hiding from the vet
The many layers to this...
Ah a beautiful landmark.
My favorite pun of the year so far.
Poptarts’ official Instagram account destroys everyone
This comment right here
In a git tutorial/programming tutorial
Averyone loves good posts
Felt that this needed to be here
What would have been considered 'uncool' 15 years ago, but now is seen as cool/trendy?
On a post looking for male product testers...
How dare they touch the clothes to use the dryer!
Why you ask.
Guy's Ex Plays Too Much Counterstrike
Found on r/insanepeoplefacebook
Asked on an AMA with a major porn company.
Jewish Redditor comments on Germans
The only hip hop collab we need
When comments on the gore website are better than social media
OP is a pussy (4x gilded comment)
Airplane! Jokes always get me
Yuge punch line
What a great thoughtful friend!
Not quite r/murdered by words... but it made me smile so I would say it goes here
OP's mom is fat