The final lie detector test

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Give it 5 years... I think we know how this ends.

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Obsessed with career, like you wanna settle down and build a family. Lol /s

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Useless job

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So it begins

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Oh no.

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Can’t let him get away

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absolutely not, I would rather die than pay that bill

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Which one do you think is better?

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Almost, almost...

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Is being short really that bad

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Gender reveal

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I am the main breadwinner in my landlord's family

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Jim Jefferies on pedophiles

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You know it’s bad if GTA doesn’t let you do it.

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Job to prison pipeline.

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Meet Someone

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*Sigh

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This guy has no cool.

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Yes, that is right

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What’s controversial about that?

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Can't help but feel sorry for the poor lad

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So much truth, it hurts.

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this what I expect on liquor stores

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Better luck next time.

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And don’t forget student loans

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Reflecting on Wealth and Morality

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Congratulations to drugs, on winning the war on drugs

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That Is a Fact

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I'm terrified of middle age.

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Baby, it’s cold outside

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Understanding women 101

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we’re screwed

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Tried to warn ya

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Omg, haha

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Who said it’s made up?

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One to think about

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I know.. I just need to work harder.. blah blah blah

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Bosses' Therapy

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Here we go again another top%1 rich

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Found on Facebook

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And don’t forget student loans

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The new safe room... pathetic...

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Nothing to worry about!

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Studies have shown

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Indeed

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That's how you solve it

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Studies

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Sadly but definitely you would get

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Americans be like: Universal Healthcare?

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I know. I just need to work harder!

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Gifted Kid

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Gonna get curve stomped cause his girl is trying to cheat

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Her-cu-her-cu-les

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Glad to see everyone getting along!

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Why, would they.

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America, first.

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smile smile smile smile smile smile

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Landmine Game Preserve, a New Item in Apocalypse Bingo

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found it in Facebook

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He never said happy birthday back

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I know it hurts sometimes but you'll get over it

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I understand renaissance paintings.

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I hate it here

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Our corrupt system

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It’s the greatest CUNTry on earth

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I mean...everything is fine :)

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Congrats

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Oh no...

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Smart, but sad

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In Dystopia We were told to trust

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3D techniques

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We did it

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This can't be real 🤣🤣

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What a novel idea

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It really do be like that

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Cops pepper sprayed their own Senator without realizing he's an authority figure

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American first Vs Socialism !

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It's mostly sad unless you have already reserved your seat in hell

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Sweet but psycho

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Can’t relate but man

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Teachers in the 90s

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Basically, the laws exist to protect the capitalist class

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Our corrupt system

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Duh, just a little longer

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Life sucks sometimes.

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cries in capitalism

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Doesn't look like an improvement to me

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Damn, this hit hard.

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French wine ages well, tweets from the French president, not so much...

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It had to be updated...

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Dan & Debbi love story lock forever 😂

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Poor, Billionaires.

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How Soon We Forget

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Police force Vs military

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🇺🇸 4% of world’s population, leads the world with most incarcerated people.

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I hate this tweet

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Hire him right now.

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Every day is Father’s Day

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She gets younger every day

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Void

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Me_IRL

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1000% Dr. Phil

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Just in case 😬

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My interest V.S. society needs

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Teachers should be payed more

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Why does that make them more attractive

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For real though

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Doesn't look like an improvement to me

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Funny and sad at he same time

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Social media

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This is so sad

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20 years ago...

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Just another day

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Sorry guys.

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Are we doomed hopelessly or hopelessly doomed?

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I don’t think Uber drivers like driving dying passengers tho

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London right now.

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Budgeting

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I can barely contain my excitement

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Rebels are so hot

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It’s my god given right to have a Gun. /s

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I do not know what to say

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At least we got freedom, right?

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Gramps

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Helthcare

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Guys who's the the fourth one

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Who knew it would turn up this bad....

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This happens in pretty much every country

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Actually now?

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Now I know

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I had never even thought of it like that before

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THIS

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Hahaha... SPORTS!

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Not your fault

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We are all capitalist in US, reason we pee on corporate time

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My Pronouns Are Elon/Pedophile

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Why Peter became Spiderman

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Whoops

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I couldn’t help but laugh

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Kinda genius

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Why??????!!!!

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