I asked my girlfriend, who lives in Europe, to fill in a map of the USA. These are the results3yr ⋅ Derryzumi ⋅ r/funny
one perk of having a crappy garage is you can decorate however you want.1yr ⋅ Oilboilerfeind ⋅ r/funny
My now wife, now mother of my children, when we first met she was over me playing MW3 so much so I bought her a T shirt for X-mas, Now every year for 10 years I have bought her my favorite game Tee every year much to her delight!3yr ⋅ Astrix13 ⋅ r/funny
Had a kid the other day. First thing I packed was correct 'dad-ttire' for the trip home.4yr ⋅ colonelbackhand ⋅ r/funny
Here's our annual parenting disaster Christmas card - 8 years and counting...2yr ⋅ kakalacky_guy ⋅ r/funny
Only 3 other people showed up to see the first showing of the Mario movie at my local IMAX1yr ⋅ thesplatlingamet ⋅ r/funny
My kids inherited my childhood toys, and only my daughter wants to play with “dolls”. Action Man is now loving the sweet life2yr ⋅ ChrisDnmnm ⋅ r/funny
They're tearing down the Babcock Dairy building in Toledo, OH and this is all that's left at this point.1yr ⋅ loki2002 ⋅ r/funny
Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless.3yr ⋅ AffableJoker ⋅ r/funny
Asked playground equipment company for mock up of what it will look like. Got this.1yr ⋅ Timmymac1000 ⋅ r/funny
I think my WiFi name is pretty clever lol. Anyone agree? What are your funny WiFi names??8mo ⋅ EnFREAKayy ⋅ r/funny
Wife works at hospital and they had lunch catered today. She brought home some leftovers. She swears it’s chicken. Should I believe her?3mo ⋅ ShitballsNPantyhairs ⋅ r/funny
Hang on kids, you need to hear about all the times your “uncles” slapped each other.4yr ⋅ Doctorphotograph ⋅ r/funny
My Sister's Chem 105 assignment that she just turned in. She's pretty ready for the semestwr to be done.2yr ⋅ angry_corn ⋅ r/funny
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see6yr ⋅ the_Diva ⋅ r/funny
Took this picture of my dog the other day and someone said Looks like a Vogue cover and then this happened5yr ⋅ carlaas ⋅ r/funny
My girlfriend writes Santa letters to kids who write Santa a letter. This one kid was very candid with his behavior this year.1yr ⋅ Hsabes01 ⋅ r/funny
When my wife's school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce4yr ⋅ Dmed24 ⋅ r/funny
I’m all for Halloween decorations, but I draw the line at skeletons of invertebrates.3yr ⋅ Lacagada ⋅ r/funny
A customer at the smoke shop I used to work at asked if he could show me his pride and joy, and pulled this out.3yr ⋅ thatgirlsade ⋅ r/funny
As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket.3yr ⋅ MarkDG ⋅ r/funny
Mailman gifted my grandma this, so she wouldn’t get anymore paper cuts.1yr ⋅ FireBetAlwaysWorking ⋅ r/funny
In a brief lapse in judgement, I asked what’s the difference between left and right tampons were.2yr ⋅ yellowbythedozen ⋅ r/funny
My MIL had wooden laser cut ornaments made for each of her children and grandchildren this year. The ornament for Erick didn't turn out as planned.1yr ⋅ Screech- ⋅ r/funny
