Days after ex- partner Shakira said, “You traded a Ferrari for a Twingo, you traded a Rolex for a Casio,” Gerard Pique arrived at work driving a Twingo and wearing a Casio watch1yr ⋅ ItzArmada ⋅ r/funny
Just lost my foot after a motorcycle accident. This is the sticker my son chose to decorate my brace.2yr ⋅ roersmat ⋅ r/funny
This Gorilla mom is dealing with her eldest son's jealousy of the baby, and she is DONE with his shit3yr ⋅ Ainsley-Sorsby ⋅ r/funny
I wasn’t convinced until now.... we are definitely in a simulation. Today I randomly swam past my Doppelseaner at the Flamingo pool in Vegas.1yr ⋅ Seandouglasmcardle ⋅ r/funny
Barista asked if she could make me a “surprise coffee, free of charge” and comes back with this2yr ⋅ capt-nemo3 ⋅ r/funny
Asked for a refund on college loan payments - I received 63 separate checks1yr ⋅ Deezul_AwT ⋅ r/funny
First time visiting this brewery and they have a weird system in the bathroom. Can someone explain?7mo ⋅ Dr0110111001101111 ⋅ r/funny
First vacation I’ve had all year and work won’t stop texting me... should I send it?1yr ⋅ twentysomething3 ⋅ r/funny
I think my wife forgot she was 7 and a half months pregnant when she tried to hide so she could jump out and scare me.1yr ⋅ ProudNumpty ⋅ r/funny
I took a stupid photo, and it has become the default photo my family now sends each other instead of ‘ok’.1yr ⋅ CapnFancyPants ⋅ r/funny
My husband got me this mug because I love plants. My colleagues couldn't stop laughing.1yr ⋅ carlinha1289 ⋅ r/funny
They promised us flying cars in 2022 but instead we got this...it is acceptable2yr ⋅ Jedi_Lucky ⋅ r/funny
What was the most passive aggressive email you received from a professor?2yr ⋅ davidhalston ⋅ r/funny
My mom is diabetic. She eats Rockets to raise her sugar levels. I come to the pantry looking for something to snack on and find this.1yr ⋅ 3nd1ess ⋅ r/funny
My moms boyfriend built an outdoor pisser so he doesn’t have to use the fence anymore.1yr ⋅ ForeverSquirrelled42 ⋅ r/funny
Grandma got an Apple watch but still insistent on sporting the Rolex.1yr ⋅ Homebarcocktails ⋅ r/funny
For years I thought I had depressions. But recently I found out that it is just because of this sad duck, that lives, where my brain is supposed to be!2yr ⋅ KaosInOrder ⋅ r/funny
Somehow my new Adidas match the pattern of the carpet at my workplace. 🤔1yr ⋅ Seekingfreedom1985 ⋅ r/funny
A good friend had just bought a Civic SI and asked if I’d swap him for a weekend so he could take his girl to the mountains in my LandRover. I said sure. While away he asked how the Civic was working for me. I sent him this photoshopped shot of his car and some random dude fishing.1yr ⋅ Dan300up ⋅ r/funny
My wife says I’m difficult to buy presents for. So I made her a handy flowchart.1yr ⋅ Tuna_Stubbs ⋅ r/funny
This is what my 2nd grader wrote about my dad for grandparents night and he was the only grandparent he did out of 4 of them.🤦♀️🤦♀️1yr ⋅ Conspiracyinvest22 ⋅ r/funny
My son didn’t approve of the class Valentines cards I picked so he “fixed” them1mo ⋅ burningisntfun ⋅ r/funny
Today, James Webb telescope switched on camera to acquire 1st image from deep space2yr ⋅ matzan ⋅ r/funny
Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.1yr ⋅ kellenbrent ⋅ r/funny
Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.1yr ⋅ GavinWakeUpCall ⋅ r/funny
Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo.3yr ⋅ tyleryoungblood ⋅ r/funny
My grandma wanted some “creative” grad photos of my friend since we’re graduating at the same time. This was her least favorite4yr ⋅ Toll_House69 ⋅ r/funny
Wife: Your so-called 2-in-1 universal cable doesn't work. My phone wasn't charged last night.1yr ⋅ sleepyalex ⋅ r/funny
“You kinda look like Matt from Wii Sports,” they said. What do you guys think?1yr ⋅ lonetroper ⋅ r/funny
My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.1yr ⋅ thelightningthief ⋅ r/funny
My mom told me to make something nice to wear for Thanksgiving. I think I nailed it.1yr ⋅ josiemarcellino ⋅ r/funny
My son turned 1 yesterday. This was the topper to his space themed cake. Left is what we ordered, right is what we got.2yr ⋅ Drewlyn ⋅ r/funny
This year I’m going as my biggest childhood fear for Halloween. I think I nailed it.5mo ⋅ josiemarcellino ⋅ r/funny
TSA stopped to inspect my silly old bear while a weed vape was in my backpack pocket1yr ⋅ _Not_Bruce_Wayne_ ⋅ r/funny
[OC] My 15yo son Jake is an aspiring comic artist, here's the latest from his bedroom door whiteboard!3yr ⋅ alanstanwyk ⋅ r/funny
After getting hit by a car this year, I thought this was the only appropriate costume for Halloween!3yr ⋅ sushicats ⋅ r/funny
I told my husband I'd never won a trophy, so he got this made for me.2yr ⋅ _queefer_sutherland_ ⋅ r/funny
My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.3yr ⋅ Fatcatdaisy ⋅ r/funny
My husband and I getting pranked by the kids in the neighborhood...we couldn't get the car out of the driveway 🤣2mo ⋅ becmurr ⋅ r/funny
(OC) 1988: My dad was denied entry to a club in Mexico bc he was wearing shorts so my mom gave him her pants2yr ⋅ Casparslide26 ⋅ r/funny
Said to my wife Look, a speed camera, assuming that I am in a 100 zone. Apparently not.1yr ⋅ IchBinKoloss ⋅ r/funny
Artist rendering of how much space my wife leaves me in bed. Approx 5000 square inches of a possible 6080. Shes the Ghengis Khan of the king mattress1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/funny
This cat’s face has been blurred in this porn video, just in case you recognise it in real life2yr ⋅ SRJT16 ⋅ r/funny
gf ate edibles for the first time. one wasn't shit so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked1yr ⋅ dogknot43 ⋅ r/funny
I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they might look like. Here’s Angie from today after I asked for her account number.3yr ⋅ SerAntwon ⋅ r/funny
