This is written in French and actually means Four-sided metal grater. What normal words in your language mean weird stuff in English?1yr ⋅ SeaSongJac ⋅ r/funny
My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with4yr ⋅ w3rewulf ⋅ r/funny
Gotta Wear that facemask Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed. 4yr ⋅ Wolfgore777 ⋅ r/funny
Someone posted my review on another subreddit, but people said it belonged here so enjoy!2yr ⋅ Federal-Product2767 ⋅ r/funny
Bread got squished on the way home from the store. Now we are having Garlic Ghosts :)2yr ⋅ Wonder0486 ⋅ r/funny
Local pizza place allows you to add special instructions for delivery and I always have fun with them. Today was no different.1yr ⋅ h70541 ⋅ r/funny
I came in to the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster but others will say nomster.4yr ⋅ Mr_PoodlePants ⋅ r/funny
Not sure if I should be proud or concerned. My daughter said “He’s got the RONA!!!” And started making him a coffin.4yr ⋅ alxrite ⋅ r/funny
thought of a genius way to fly with creatine powder without looking like a cocaine smuggler1yr ⋅ HrnyRedditor ⋅ r/funny
My daughter is at the Ivan the Terrible torture museum. I consider this a masterpiece.3yr ⋅ Slivnikov ⋅ r/funny
My brother wanted to measure the trees in his yard. This is how did he did it.4yr ⋅ Shwnwllms ⋅ r/funny
If there's a single line of footprints in the snow I like to walk on the opposite step to make it look like one person was hopping4yr ⋅ MythicalBeast42 ⋅ r/funny
The most unrealistic part of Space Jam was that Michael Jordan lived in this house.1yr ⋅ Goddamn_Heather ⋅ r/funny
A few people asked for a picture of my son's birthday cake after seeing its horrifying topper. Here it is.2yr ⋅ Drewlyn ⋅ r/funny
In Venice the pollution has reduced so much that even Louis Vuitton bags are starting to swim again4yr ⋅ DomnuRadu ⋅ r/funny
My mom was so touched when I asked to borrow her wedding dress. She thought I was getting wedding fever. What I was actually doing was much more stupid6mo ⋅ josiemarcellino ⋅ r/funny
Found a rolled up oversized portrait of my 4 year old self in a storage box3yr ⋅ missterpickles ⋅ r/funny
My girlfriend told me she has never cooked fish before. I didn’t expect scrambled haddock2yr ⋅ shapeofanl ⋅ r/funny
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my rude callers might look like. Today I thought I’d show you all a kind caller. Here’s Ruth from today, when told how long she would have to wait for our services:4yr ⋅ SerAntwon ⋅ r/funny
My wife way of getting the bacon ready to be cook is something I will never understand...1yr ⋅ Albertkinng ⋅ r/funny
Tiger Woods and tree congratulate each other on long, illustrious Masters careers4d ⋅ Ok_Acadia3526 ⋅ r/funny
How my wife (A) and I (B) eat our Thanksgiving dinner, whose side is Reddit on?1yr ⋅ DudeManBro53 ⋅ r/funny
Saw the new non-union US National Tour of Shrek The Musical... I think I’ve been Wonka’d.1mo ⋅ BroadwayCatDad ⋅ r/funny
I photoshop animals into random objects. I felt particularly inspired this morning.2yr ⋅ animalsinthings ⋅ r/funny
It’s called quarantine coffee. It’s just like normal coffee but it has a margarita in it and also no coffee.4yr ⋅ gumball_Jones ⋅ r/funny
I went to a grunge bar in Amsterdam and found this guy just sitting in a rage4yr ⋅ TechnicallyRon_ ⋅ r/funny
My wife does planks around the house and I come home to this absolute unit of a son.4yr ⋅ trentluv ⋅ r/funny
My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption I'll get you next time Optimus!2yr ⋅ szyslakattack ⋅ r/funny
I just saw the look I was giving to my wife’s grandmother at my wedding1yr ⋅ Cautious-Extreme-208 ⋅ r/funny
