Found my son like this when I went to check on him. How is this even comfortable?! 😂3yr ⋅ Sofalofola ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Whoever’s suggested spinach smoothie thanks they’re both sucking it down4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Just moved in two weeks ago... nail polish on the floor4yr ⋅ ugga_mugga_bitches ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Fuck you needing a place to sleep in 2ft tall and take up 90% of a king bed4yr ⋅ carypo ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
My four year old has fed the 65 pound dog every day, twice a day, for two years. This was his work today.4yr ⋅ I-heart-to-fart ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Had a memorable conversation with my asshole two-year-old this morning7yr ⋅ JosieAnn585 ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
So crafts with your toddlers, they said. It will be fun, they said.7yr ⋅ carlinha1289 ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Maybe raising kids with dogs is a good thing. His new way of throwing a tantrum is to PLAY DEAD!!!7yr ⋅ WindyMait ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Thought Dexter was sleeping but he had been destroying a whole family pack of bananas6yr ⋅ clowmow ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Johnny Knoxville's daugther is following her father's footsteps8yr ⋅ SamHennessy ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
The shirts I got for my girlfriend and daughter are very fitting.6yr ⋅ KingOfKrackers ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
Maybe raising kids with dogs is a good thing. His new way of throwing a tantrum is to PLAY DEAD!!!7yr ⋅ WindyMait ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
After a string of late-nights/early-mornings/no-naps with my toddler, this popped into my head. Thought some of you could relate.8yr ⋅ sendCookiesSTAT ⋅ r/fuckyouimatoddler
