BRO GO HELP YOUR WIFE 😡

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I will take EVERYTHING from him

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Do it for hi...s (suffering)

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i dont need to know your family problems pierre fuck off and handle them yourself

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If this were confirmed without a doubt, would you revel in it or hate him less??

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Fucker decided to sit in front of me on my date when EVERY OTHER CHAIR is free. True evil

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what do i give this little shit head

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The struggle is real

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Oh did he now? What a coincidence.

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I actually use this in the about section of my Etsy shop.

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She’s gonna be mine one day Pierre.

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My favourite thing...

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Thanks for the advice Caroline!

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Open the door Pierre

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Anyone know who this NPC is? Can't seem to find him anywhere.

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my friend posted this to our discord server withh no context and I think it belongs here

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He forced his family to eat unprocessed rice

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I know what we’re gonna do today!

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Gonna Cry?

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This asshole’s backpack costs as much as a house upgrade.

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you’ve got to be kidding me

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YOU FUCKING WHAT

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To those who also hate Clint: I would like to offer a proposition

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Hehehehe~

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My and my gf went to Pierre's to celebrate his birthday

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Fuck pierre all my homies love willy

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Say l e s s

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there’s something so wonderfully diabolical about this

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Technically speaking, Pierre should be disqualified, right? He doesn't farm. That's all MY produce.

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HE'S NOT!!!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED AS PIERRE, A MAN, TAKING CREDIT FOR MY- A WOMAN- ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!!

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The sweet taste of failure.

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I BEAT YOU WITH MILK, YOU BIG DUMB BITCH!

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Surprise!

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If you go the joja route on Stardew Valley Expanded there's a sale at joja mart on the 22nd of every month and Caroline stands outside the shop trying to get people to go to Pierre's instead and look what the piece of shit says when Caroline can't convince everyone to go to their shop isntead

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Willy giving credit for my high-quality fish... PIERRE TAKE NOTES 😒

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I don't know what u wanna do Abby but I'm in

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Look who decided to ruin the biggest day of my life....

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Lmao wow

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Yay

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Flashback to when I made a whole google slides presentation about why I wanted to kick this man in the balls

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Here's a mod that replaces Pierre if anyone's interested

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L + cope + ratio + get cucked + your wife is fucking the wizard

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No, not literally! Noooo!

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It was him!! Pierre made me fool around with all that boyfriends!!!! I'm totally no slut....

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Pierre new 1.6 wedding day dialogue

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I accidentally placed one... then one thing led onto another

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My boyfriend made me literally the greatest mug in the history of mugs. It belongs in this subreddit!

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Restarted the day after coming in second place. Don't need the star tokens, just hate to see this guy succeed. Fuck you, Pierre

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GET HIM!!! My little friends.

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Befriending Caroline while hating Pierre is so satisfying. Someone make a mod where u can marry Caroline pls, she deserves better :)

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Even though she’s not his daughter...

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BREAKING NEWS

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Wizard is our hero

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My own GIRLFRIEND. Fuck you Pierre

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Am I doing this right?

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This new dialogue at the year 2 Luau

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I just wanna cuck pierre 😤

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Cute little hangout spot

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Eat shit Pierre

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I GOT CREDIT 🖕🖕 you Pierre

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Caroline leave his ass he can't cook. Nasty ass carp calzone.

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Pierre is currently being voted less sexy than Jesus Christ on a tumblr poll, he deserves it

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Morris spitting straight facts when Pierre assaults him

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Holy hell, Pierre! I JUST started mining, and you want a freaking GOLD BAR??? GTFOH

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He forced his family to eat unprocessed rice

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Oh yeah sure Caroline 😀

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I have found the best challenge ever.

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Wut

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his snowman looks like shit

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Abi's 6 heart event is what really convinced me to join this subreddit...

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Sebastian watching me attempting to not let the intrusive thoughts win

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This sub is pointless, nobody wants to fuck Pierre

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Good morning from sunny Britain!

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Got some real cute Stardew stickers - except for this one! Decide its fate!

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Found the perfect spot for these

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SUCK IT PIERRE! My new goal is to beat you with the items you hate the most 😎

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She’s MY wife now

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I can

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NOOOO

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Guess I know what I’m doing, thanks Abigail!

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Flashback to when I made a whole google slides presentation about why I wanted to kick this man in the balls

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Modern problems require modern solutions. Suck it, Pierre!

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Man, just received this letter from Pierre.

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Yall ready to burn Pierre?

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fuck pierre

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As an avid expresso abuser, Fuck Pierre

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This changes nothing

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This... this is why no one likes you, Pierre

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gigachad linus with his idea of cleaning up the water vs pierre who only cares about his own benefit

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LOL look at this fuck's face, thinks he can intimidate me

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Fuck Pierre? I’ll do you one better and fuck his wife <3

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Self awareness

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The slime egg hatched. Should I incubate more slimes in Pierre’s bedroom?

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Mhmm, ok. So what you're saying, Pierre, is that you poisoned your family?

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Get fucked you srawny bastard

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I think I might be a monster at this point. I proposed to Caroline not realizing I forgot a certain birthday.

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We're motivated to shop at Pierre's because of the damage big corporations like Jojamart do to small communities, but Pierre wants to be just like them. He doesn't hate Joja because he cares about Pelican Town - he's just jealous

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Nah, Fam, I'm robbin you like you've robbed me for 4 Yrs

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Took some time to give gifts to everyone this week. Yup, got everyone.

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No Pierre, I don't, I just live for the satisfaction of beating you

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i named my cow prairie (cause he's a cow) and I caused this

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I'll never reach 100% because i refuse to befriend Pierre

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Pierre is a crappy abusive husband/father

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It's Pierre

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We are winning. even the very knowledge of his existence is dwindling

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Married his daughter on his birthday. Fuck you Pierre <3

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Isn't this just intimidation?

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I hate the holidays now

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hehe he lost to feathers

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I found a Pierre look-alike.

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Found a trashcan

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Anyone ever notice how his grange display is a lot of out-of-season fruits and veg? Tomatoes - summer. Blueberries - summer. Cabbage - summer. And where are those eggs from? Eggs are Marnie's and my thing. Does Pierre really think he can win on rotten old produce and stolen eggs?

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Spring 26 is the worst day of the year 🤢🤮

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I don't ever want to receive a shirtless call from Pierre again

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GOOD

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Literally Pierres store is so annoy

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yeaaaa

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Pierre tried to sell organic veggies to Gus for 25,000gp! What a monster

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Why?

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You have got the be kidding me... Doing my man Gus like that

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Christmas gift🥳

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im hoping this is a glitch??? 🤨

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The fact that you set up a shop has determined that was a lie and therefore a piece of shit.....

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I never hated Pierre until this moment

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Completed all friendships.

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Low key tryin to threaten me at my own house? Is this how you act Pierre?

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That fucker just HAS to put his name on it, doesn't he?

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Can't believe I lost. Well get used to it

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GET THE FCK OUT OF MY RESORT YOU M HAIRLINED FUCK

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YOU'RE DOING WHAT?!

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Me on wednesday

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lmao this reminded me of that special time in this subreddit

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Modern problems require modern solutions. Suck it, Pierre!

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Ruining Pierre's birthday fourth year in a row 🎉

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Mayor Lewis made the mistake of making Pierre my secret friend. please give me ideas of the worst gift I can give him >:)

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Had to share this here lmao

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Excuse me?!

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bro

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Abigail I think you’ll get him good with this one...

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*long slow sigh*

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN OPEN YESTERDAY, FATTY!!!

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The true tierlist by u/Anything_maple

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I don't want to know him.

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Oh look it's Pierre.

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motherfucker. i wanna punch him

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My friend and I find out we are both members of r/FuckPierre

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Not the father

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You could say my farm has a theme ...

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Who goes to Pierre’s to talk to Pierre? 🤢

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I get it now

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