What in the world happened to Bagel Bites? (This is them cooked.)

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Kraft Mac & Cheese Deluxe Original Cheddar. I was so drunk last night I don’t remember eating this but I clearly took this picture to share here, so here’s what it looks like. Rating based on looks. And it looks good to me.

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Classic rectangle pizza is always a nostalgia hit

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Sandwich Bros. Spicy Chicken Melts. Obviously good quality and the perfect amount of spicy. These are great.

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BAOZZA! Pizza Stuffed Bao Buns

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Amy's Cheese Enchiladas

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Upon returning home today, my girlfriend grinned at me and handed me a carrier bag for my reddit thing. In a sentence, this may be the worst thing I've eaten to completion

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Winner of the week for me

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Michelina’s Signature Bowls meatball marinara. ?/10. No clue if it was good, got drunk and woke up with this pic on my phone. I was thinking of you guys.

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Heat me, Eat me Doner Meat and chips. The worst parts of two of their other products, now together at last!

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I decided to plate this super cheap frozen meal like a weirdo, I’m glad that there is a subreddit to share my results!

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the holy grail, white castle frozen burgers 10/10

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Jack’s Original Thin Pepperoni Pizza. I was reluctant to give a $3 bargain bin pizza a perfect rating, but I cannot find a complaint with this. Delicious.

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Frozen breakfast? Trader Joe’s Chocolate Croissants - 8/10

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Stouffer's Fried Chicken :)

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My new go to munchie

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The result of microwaving a Banquet frozen dinner for 30 minutes

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Just Bare Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Spicy Fillets. These are excellent. Quality, juicy chicken and a crispy, spicy breading. Makes a spicy chicken sandwich better than most fast food joints.

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Great Value Microwavable Combination Pizza. I was so drunk I don’t remember eating it but it couldn’t have been too awful because I ate the whole thing. Anyway, here’s what it looks like.

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Screaming’ Sicilian Loaded Breadstic

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Pizza Cupcake

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What the Crap Banquet?

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It's worth the mess

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Red Baron French Bread Singles - 3 Meat Pizza. Delicious flaky crust!

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Stouffer’s Deluxe French Bread Pizzas. God tier drunk food. Crunchy, cheesy, tons of toppings. Made in the air fryer. ONLY complaint is that there could have been more sauce to hold up to all the bread and toppings.

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Fast Bites - Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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Today the makers of absolute dogshit have brought me: mere horseshit! Slightly better than the kebab, but that's not exactly difficult

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Wegmans Italian Classics Spicy Cup Uncured Pepperoni Pizza. This was excellent! Crust, cheese and pepperoni were 10/10, sauce was a just bit bland/ underwhelming though.

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TGI Fridays honey bbq chicken wings

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Totino’s Pizza Rolls

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Red Baron Scrambles Bacon. These are really freaking good. No complaints. The Baron killed it here. 10/10.

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Tyson Blackened Chicken Breast Strips. These are delicious and (if you care) low carb/ calorie. Nice pieces of non-breaded chicken with a spicy seasoning. Highly recommend.

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Evenly cooked vegetables, solid noodles, great flavor! 5/5 would highly recommend!

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Hot pockets ham and cheese...mid af. Mostly taste the crust which is bland, hardly any ham and cheese inside

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Fast Bites Cheeseburger $1.25

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This is a collection of my favorites based on price, flavor, and portion.

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Stouffers spinach souffle

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Saffron Road Chicken Tikka Masala. 300 calories of absolute deliciousness. Tender chicken, fluffy rice and great flavor. 9/10

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Newman’s Own Uncured Pepperoni Pizza. Solid frozen pizza. Pricy but good quality ingredients. Can’t think of anything to deduct points for.

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Pizza Rolls! Thawed and baked at 500 degrees for maximum oozing imitation mozzarella madness!

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Amy's Greek Spanakopita Wrap

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Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with (Whole Wheat) Breaded Chicken Nuggets (Shaped Chicken Breast Patties with Rib Meat) and Broccoli

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Bosco Sticks Breadstick Stuffed with Mozzarella Cheese. Soft, damp, flaccid bread with a light dusting of garlic powder stuffed with too little of actually decent quality cheese. There are better $1 drunken microwaveable options but it wasn’t BAD.

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TGI Fridays buffalo style chicken wings

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Banquet Pizza Meal. Mac and cheese: 5/10. “Pizza”: 0/10. Overall: 2.5/10.

4yr ⋅

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Stouffer's classic meatloaf

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Farm Rich Mozzarella Sticks

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Red Baron’s Fully Loaded Pepperoni Pizza ($8.95)

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Banquet Mega Sandwiches Steak and Cheddar. Repulsive. Took one bite and tossed. 0/10.

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Freschetta Brick Oven Crust Three Meat Pizza. This was excellent and will probably be my “go to” frozen pizza moving forward. 10/10

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The best frozen meal I’ve ever had, hands down. Do yourself a favor and try it. 9.9/10. Buying 3 more today.

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Screaming’ Sicilian Holy Pepperoni. Good for a frozen pizza. Tons of pep and it was tasty. Cheese was good. Sauce and crust both tasted cheap though.

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Red Baron French Bread Singles - 5 Cheese & Garlic Pizza. It was cheesy and garlicky and cooked up nice in the toaster oven. Not gourmet but 10/10 for what it is.

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Banquet chicken nuggets, macaroni & cheese, and a “fudge brownie” (chocolate bread)

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Better Bakery Turkey and Provolone Pretzel Melt. This is really good. A star in the “pocket sandwich” category.

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Marie Callender’s Cheesy Chicken & Bacon Pot Pie. Even made in the microwave this was excellent. Meat, veggies, sauce and crust were all high quality. I bet the oven would make it 10/10.

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This was impeccable 👩‍🍳

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Banquet Mac & Cheese— Bland, and eatery, 2/10 would not eat again until I forget how mediocre it was.

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Hot Pockets Hot Ones Hot Habanero Pepperoni & Sausage. Y’all, this is the best Hot Pocket I’ve ever had. It’s actually good. Flavorful and spicy.

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Jimmy Dean Delights Honey Wheat English Muffin. They hit all the right marks for a breakfast sandwich. 10/10.

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Pepperoni Bagel Bites. 6/10. 7/10 with hot sauce.

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Green Giant Simply Steam Broccoli & Cheese Sauce. Sauce was thin but plentiful and pretty tasty. Broccoli was about 1/2 florets and 1/2 stems which I don’t usually like but even the stems were tender. Quick tasty side dish. (Or stir in pasta for a quick lunch.)

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Hungry Man salisbury steak. Everything was pretty good!

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Idaho super crispy steak fries

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PictSweet Farms Vegetables for Grilling - Yellow Squash, Zucchini & Onions

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Starlite vegan taquitos (chickn and bean and chorizo) - 10/10 I'm definitely not vegan and not normally a fan of fake meat but damn these were delicious.

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Rao's meat lasagna : 9.5/10. amazing quality and flavor, warm and wholesome, but it costs *$6*

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DiGiorno Ultimate Pepperoni Hand Tossed Pizza. There is nothing ultimate about this, toppings are just okay and the crust is straight bad.

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Hungry man boneless fried chicken

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Lean Cuisine Roasted Turkey Breast with Stuffing and Spiced Apples. Tastes like a poor man’s thanksgiving!

2yr ⋅

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Gordon Ramsay's Four Cheese Macaroni. Shocking. 8/10

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Red Baron pepperoni pizza

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Crave buffalo chicken mac and cheese, not bad but more tastes more like the hot sauce than cheese. 7/10 across the boards.

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Cincinnati's Famous Skyline Chili: Cheap, aromatic, delicious, filling. 8.5/10

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Good and Gather Thin Crust Mushroom And Truffle Oil Pizza - 9/10

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Richmond's creamy sausage pasta for one. The name is the best part. Absolutely putrid, with no redeeming features. The texture is abhorrent, the taste is like wallpaper paste and even the richmonds sausages, supposedly the selling point of the whole thing are vile. At least there's veggies this time

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Chef Ramsay’s Fish & Chips

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Banquet Chicken Fried Chicken Meal. Primary flavor was salt but I won’t lie I kind of enjoyed this. Especially for the $1 price tag. 7/10.

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Always wanted to post here. This shit slaps tbh

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Just Bare Lightly Breaded Chicken Breast Spicy Bites. Good quality chicken, tasty, easy to prepare - just not spicy at all.

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Boomerang’s steak and potato pot pie/hand pie thing

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Surprisingly good

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My nurse fuel for the day. Pretty damn good actually. Amy’s has yet to disappoint.

3yr ⋅

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Oof

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Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs - tastes better than it looks

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Mushroom & Black Truffle Flatbread

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Banquet Mac & Cheese. The original. Not great but serviceable. Better than I remember. A fine choice for $1. A little hot sauce works wonders. 6/10

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19 pepperonis! I'd say this matches pretty close.

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Hot Pockets Big & Bold Breakfast Bacon, Egg & Cheese with Hot Honey Flavor. The artificial honey flavor is straight bad, and overwhelming at times. Bacon was very undercooked. I guess everything else was fine, and it was very cheesy. It gets an extra point for actually being spicy.

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These are incredible. 100/10

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Lean Cuisine Chicken Fettucine, this is bomb but I’m drunk so ymmv

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Party pizzas 10 for $10 . Tasty and filling . They look like shit. Can not complain for $1 cooked in air fryer at 400 for 7 min

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White Castle Sliders - I don’t know what I expected

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Newman’s Own White Thin and Crispy Pizza. 10/10 for taste, delicious and high quality. (But small and pricey).

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American Flatbread Vegan Harvest Pizza. 0/10. Didn’t even taste like food.

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Michelina's Chocolate Fudge Brownie - It's like some madman decided to make a gigantic meal-sized version of the Banquet/Hungry-Man brownie. Super rich, but if you buy this, you know exactly what you want, and it delivers. - 8/10

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Margaritaville Sunset Shrimp Scampi

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Outsiders Detroit Style Pizza, Pepperoni Cups. Pretty unremarkable frozen pizza elevated a bit by really good pepperoni. 7/10

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Amy's three cheese and kale bake

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Hungry-Man southern fried popcorn chicken. Really good meal. While the breading on the chicken could have been a little crispier, everything else was awesome.

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Stouffer’s Bowl Fulls Fried Chicken & Mashed Potatoes. Looked like literal vomit but was pretty tasty. 8/10 taste but 2/10 presentation. Will buy again.

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Stouffer's turkey dinner.

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Stouffer’s Five Cheese Mac

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White Castle Sliders: Prepared steamed on the stovetop per package directions. Surprisingly good. Soft buns, tasty cheese and onions. Couldn't really tell they were frozen. 8/10 will buy again.

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Tattooed Chef Rainbow State Plant Based Pizza. I’m an omnivore but this was a genuinely good pizza - however, no jalapenos which was super disappointing and loses it a few points.

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Hungry Man Selects Golden Battered Chicken with Cheese Fries. This was not good. Stick with the original boneless chicken dinner. 3/10.

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8/10 - potatoes are surprisingly the best part, Turkey is tastey, stuffing is far too soft

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Lean Cuisine Features Pepperoni Pizza. “New and Improved”. This is pretty good. I haven’t had one of these in ages but from what I remember this does actually seem like an improved version.

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FarmRich Loaded Potato Skins. These were delicious, even out of the microwave. I can only imagine that a toaster oven would elevate them further.

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Fettuccine Chicken Alfredo from Wild Fork Foods. One of my favorite frozen foods to eat

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Now obviously people who rated this good need to go to jail. One bite and I had to throw it away. Making it look better should be number 1, but the flavor I don’t know if that can be saved.

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Romano’s Macaroni Grill- Supreme Pizza (ravioli). Doesn’t look great in the container, but was absolutely the best frozen lunch I’ve ever had. Flavorful and filling. 9/10

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Tillamook Pizza

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Banquet mega bowls buffalo chicken mac

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Scott & Jon’s White Cheddar Mac & Cheese with Broccoli. Maybe the best frozen mac and cheese I’ve had. So good it’s hard to believe it’s under 300 calories. Only loses a point for value because it was $5 for an 8 ounce package.

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Stouffer’s Classic Swedish Meatballs. Sauce was very tasty, noodles had no structure and were kinda mushy, but the meatball portion was impressive and they tested great, reminded me of IKEA lol. 7/10.

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Stouffer’s Ultimate Five Cheese Mac. Pretty gross honestly. Mushy noodles, sauce is cheesy but grainy and there is way too much in proportion to the noodles. I don’t understand why Stouffer’s keeps screwing up mac and cheese, the original orange noodles are legit.

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Screaming’ Sicilian Thin & Crispy Supreme Pizza

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The Supreme Motor City Pizza-The best frozen pizza I’ve ever had.

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Richmonds sausage and mashed potato. You'd think this would be an easy one for a sausage company, but they still fuck it up. Sausages are bland, as is the gravy and mash. It's like all taste was surgically extracted.

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Smart Ones Ham and Cheese Scramble. Pretty bland but not bad. Everything seemed high quality. Sauce was a bit too watery. Ham had a great smoky flavor. Notable: 200 calories/ 19g protein.

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Birds Eye Veggie Made Mac & Cheese. 6/10. Probably better if you really like lentils.

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Richmond's toad in the hole. A real shame, I feel lied to by the box. This did in not fact come with mash nor peas, meaning the entire thing is just two sausages and a small amount of batter. Not good when you've worked all day and then another 45 minutes for it to cook

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Hungry Man Sports Grill

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Annie’s vegetable lasagna 9/10. Still playing the lasagna field and this one rocked. I even baked it. Perfect amount of spinach, noodles were cooked perfectly. I deducted a point because there should be more cheese on top.

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Lazy Dog Frozen TV Dinner- Lemon Chicken

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Aldi’s Mama Cozzi Chicken Alfredo Pizza

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Red Baron : Sometimes basic is best. 17 minutes middle rack then up top Broil for 2 minutes = the perfect frozen pie cook. $4 well spent for fight night.

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Flavorless - RealGood is NoGood

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Saffron Road Vegetable Pad Thai. My go-to vegan meal! 9/10

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This was puke in a bowl....

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Amy’s Cheese Enchilada - pleasantly surprised!

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Screamin Sicilian buffalo chicken

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Smart Ones Broccoli and Cheddar Roasted Potatoes. 7/10. This is actually fine counting calories just makes me sad.

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Stouffer’s Spinach Souffle 6/10 (I ate it with a Just Bare breaded chicken fillet which I would rate 8/10)

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Totino’s Takis Mini Snack Bites: Pretty Good, but very different. Not sure if frozen snack foods are allowed here.

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Sainsbury's Katsu Curry- for a supermarket brand, extremely good. Chicken ends up crispy and tasty, rice retains its stickiness and the curry sauce is excellent. The main issue is portion sizes

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Lean Cuisine Chicken Fettuccini. This tastes like sadness.

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Gorton's Shrimp Bowl - Black Garlic and Wine Risotto

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Amy’s pizza margherita 9/10 - perfect amount of food and just enough sauce and cheese. Overall very good

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Marie Callendar’s Duos Chicken Alfredo and Chicken Parm - the Parm is better than the Alfredo

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Devour All Day Breakfast - Double Sausage and Bacon Loaded Tots - 8/10 (9/10 w/Cholula)

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Thank you Trader Joe’s! Palak Paneer is so tasty. Decent amount of cheese and great flavor. Already bought another half dozen for the freezer. 10/10

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Oggi Plant-Based Pepperoni Pizza. I am neither gluten-free nor vegetarian but I apparently don’t read boxes carefully when grocery shopping so I grabbed this and it was honestly a pleasant surprise.

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Great stuff in the frozen section of my asian supermarket. The red bean pie is my favorite [9/10]

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Lean Cuisine French Bread Pepperoni Pizza. It’s microwaveable and tastes pretty good. 7/10

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Kroger brand bagel bites. Tasted like flavorless bread.

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Amy’s Chile Relleno Casserole

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Sweet Earth's General Tso's Tofu. Looked appealing frozen. Good ratio of rice to brocolli to tofu. Sauce was more sweet than hot. Would buy again. 8/10

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Marie calendar's Italiano lasagna. (8/10) Flavors were present, nice fennel sausage and ricotta. The top noodle was kinda hard and there was some crusty shit on the bottom (which I ate). The high score is because I didn't bake it.

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