Just a normal teenager

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epic way to start off the season

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I don’t know what I’m doing

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When a League Two team tries to take my wonderkid on loan.

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Please send your thoughts and prayers

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When you see golden generation posts

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Jesus Christ man, I'm finished. I jokingly asked my Hamburg board to build a new stadium. They've actually accepted it. Now the club is 350m in debt.

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FM never changes.

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Board wouldn't give me funds to complete a transfer. I threatened everything, including to quit. They accepted my resignation. They signed the player anyway.

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My newgen assistant manager PA 20 👌

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FM is getting political I see

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I think I won FM... went an entire league season without conceding.

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My 38yo reserve striker, coming in to feast on some poor Vanarama league amateurs in his only game on the season

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I will always have FM

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Is it sad that I arrange community outreach around Christmas time in my saves?🤣

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Thanks for the seasono

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Courtois is Hurt that he wasn't selected. He's injured for 8 months with an ACL tear.

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Here's your ballon d'or mate

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Me when my team hasn't scored in the first 3 minutes

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High stakes

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There's no pleasing some players

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Is it a bad thing if I start this guy at 15 y/o as my main lb ? I just got him and his stats are insane

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Introducing your new 6’5 centre back with 20 aggression from the balkans to the rest of the lads

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Ahhh my masterpiece

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My truth

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My already world class RB is having another insane development at age 24

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Will you be my scout for 80.000 a week instead of a chief scout for 12.500 a week?

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Understandable

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It better be not different

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Oh dear god I have no idea whats happened. Recommended in a scout report.

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When your team is playing badly but you have to wait for your next shout

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Social groups in FM are confusing

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My defender outscores strikers

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That's what you are for!!!

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Must be this tall to ride...

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I know he has a habit of leaving matches early, but this is ridiculous. (FM22)

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My poor RTX 3070

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Definitely yes but also... definitely no

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My brother in Christ, you ARE the depth.

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Just moved into a stadium - is there a way to move back out?

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Stuck playing FM17, this absolute creature was spawned into my youth intake.

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Playing for almost 5 years now but I still don't know how the personality system works, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

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A manager in my save just won the Europa League with Leipzig, left for Arsenal the next day, and then won the Champions League with them the following day...

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I've had the same UCL final 5 years in a row

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Me after save-scumming my way to a 1-0 win as Real Madrid against SK Slovan Bratislava in the Champions League

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My Club Legend, Vice Captain, Model Citizen Camavinga, who's been at the club since he was 16, won everything at every age level, & scored the winning goal in the 2021 Nations League semi final, the 2022 WC final, the 2024 Euros final doesn't want to join Real Madrid even for a $97 million fee. Love

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When SI announce their new graphics for player likenesses in FM25

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Is my tactic fine? I have a big derby in the cup coming up and need a win to salvage my season.

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License to send you to the u23

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Got annoyed with the lack of output from a scout so sent him on a horrific world tour

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Merry Christmas!

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It do be like that

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I came first and didn't win the league?

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Do you not know who to start a save with?

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Too often

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No I'm not a Derby fan

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With news of Nordi Mukiele going to PSG for 15m I thought I'd post a meme

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When you schedule a Team Bonding session but the dynamics don't get any better

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Managing finances in the lower leagues

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Confidently handled the Italian way

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So I got to a FA Cup Quarter Final with Chelmsford

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*Sweats profusely*

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I hate them regardless

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When your Scottish 4th tier side completes 2 successful passes

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The real top 5 leagues.

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Hear me out

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120+1 ter Stegen goal... There's always next season.

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4 Gabriel's of death.

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Its been a wild ride, but Colchester are NOT ready for this...

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It’s been right in front of us the whole time

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Buy any player bid (Updated) - you can also ask them to pay a part of their wages and they will still accept

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The assistant when you have him do an interview for you

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Watching the board accept a 2.5 million offer by PSG for your Brazilian Wonderkid without asking you because it's too good to turn down.

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Me, Waiting for FM to load

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When you have a free night to play FM

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I'll never get used to this

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I made Josip Ilicic my assistant coach right before he retired just for fun, he proceeded to score a ridiculous goal and said this about himself

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This agent was pissing me off so I doubled the player's sign on fee and gave the agent nothing.

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Is it a bad thing to have this many highly influential players?

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It's That time of the Year Again

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My son just called me dad

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Sweet sweet redemption

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Me when my scout suggests signing someone for £24m when my club has the same budget as my real life bank account.

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Even better when it’s manager of the year

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True Pain

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Regens look so unrealisti........

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What FM21 shouts actually mean [OC]

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Which Position do you play? Charles: Yes

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Name anything more irrational and annoying than this reaction

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Nothing will impress them

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Peak Football Manager

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I know corners are broken, but this is absolutely hilarious

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New Man United save.

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Doc, care to narrow it down please?

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7 Goals and a red card

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When you’re a few seasons into a save and the manager appointments start getting freaky

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What 2000 hours of this game a year does to a man.

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Oh god

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One day I may grow up past 2D, today is not that day

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My super team Man City, getting smashed by League 2 Barrow.

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I wonder how the view is

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I still upvote all of them

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My new signing has made 5 appearances and been sent off in every single game... Have you ever seen anything like this?

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I've pulled off the biggest scam in history

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A short story

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Why is it so hard for me

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This kind of thing is sorely lacking in FM. You don’t seem to get late bloomers like you do in real life.

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Bellingham > Bellingham (finally, I got to use this press conference option properly!)

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Don't mind me I'm just making sure there are no more highlights in this match

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Made a £1 bid for Messi as a joke...

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Apparently I'm bitter and petty

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That is some dedication

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That should prepare the squad for the Champions League

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Saw on Facebook, hidden advantages of Football Manager

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When you complete all of your transfer business and are happy with your squad two weeks before the Summer deadline

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Soaring Ticket Sales

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Thinking about the time my star striker got sidelined for ten months with.... Something

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Upgraded to an Ultrawide... now I get even more insight into why my players are underperforming!

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Finally the Glazers are gone! Can't wait to see who our new owner is...

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The Birthplaces of my Invincible 2029-30 Marseille Squad

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Determination -20

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Both my keepers are injured so Maguire's playing in goal in the FA cup 4th round, wish me luck.

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Bit of a weird request...

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It could not just be me that thinks like this.

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Embrace tradition

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No one asked lol

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we just can't without De Bruyne

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Too real..

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When your star striker also has 20 aggression

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Based on true events

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Nothing personal short kings

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We're the best team in Munich!

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ironic

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Other clubs bidding to loan my players: ✨£0 in fees, 0% wage contribution, fringe player✨. Other clubs making their demands when I bid to loan their player:

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My teacher plays FM while waiting for us :D

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I just wonder what the hell happen in those 7 minutes

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when you finally finish setting up backroom staff and scouting instructions

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Unless the UEFA anthems are there!

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A small change but definitely a welcome one!

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ALMOST COLLAPSED. Well played SI, well played.

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Will Still, from FM to real life manager.

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Half of the Premier League will be playing in Europe next season

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Sounds like a challenge!

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Estonian second division has it's moments

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My new manager avatar. Very nice! Now if someone could explain to me how I can keep this one instead of the game reverting back to the old one every time I start it, that would be great.

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When the board reject your fifth transfer request a week into your job

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SLAV GANG

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