The airport hotel gave me a suite update with jaccuzi but i have to get up early tomorrow morning and it's already midnight6yr ⋅ kraven420 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
A bag with over $500 in change just spilled onto my driveway. (Picture taken half way through cleanup.)11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
So I decided to buy two Kinder surprise hoping to get a cool prize...11yr ⋅ OohMartin ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My workplace vending machine is limited on dorito flavours10yr ⋅ megatrongriffin92 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My 4k monitor's resolution is so high that I can't scroll back up and finish my homework8yr ⋅ Smittywerbenjagerman ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
There are so many starbucks close to me that I dont know which one's the closest11yr ⋅ Broista ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
There's a printing error in my book. I don't know if it's a 3, an 8 or a 9.11yr ⋅ vinnnce ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
cannot transfer more than $100,000 in a single day, so I have to make multiple transfers.10yr ⋅ masteroffm ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I had a moving sale this weekend, and this wad of cash from selling everything is a tad uncomfortable to carry in my pocket.7yr ⋅ Rambo_Brit3 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't go to sleep because my laptop sleep status light keeps blinking.13yr ⋅ oxhappyhourxo ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I only need a few pairs of socks but 7 of the same exact brand are cheaper9yr ⋅ Renegade_Meister ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I just upgraded my smartphone and now the back button is on the right instead of left.7yr ⋅ Glxblt76 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When researching my next BMW I had to painstakingly scroll to the bottom to select the US as my country on their website.10yr ⋅ WhiskeyPrick ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have a several hundred Megabit internet connection but nothing to download.12yr ⋅ theiceguy ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My new blackfriday computer monitor is so large it took me almost a full minute to find the winamp main window.11yr ⋅ kreius ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Can't get more than a square of this single ply toilet paper w/o it ripping. 12yr ⋅ poznasty ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I really have to pee, but my awesome cat is cuddling with me in my $400 sheets and it's just too comfortable.9yr ⋅ imPATIENTcompanion ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The actual photo from UC Davis looks fake now thanks to all the Casually Pepper Spray Everything posts.13yr ⋅ BillyWonderful ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have so many magnets of places I visited on my fridge that I have to switch over to the freezer10yr ⋅ jursla ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The women of the house installed this. Now my toilet seat will not stay up without me holding it.13yr ⋅ Radiosucks ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't get to my gum from either side of the package anymore :(12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Why does the burger king in my hometown not have one of these!?!?10yr ⋅ betweenherthighs ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My brother only has 6 colognes with him... Not enough for one each day of the week10yr ⋅ 22rocky22 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The soda machine at the movie theatre is updating so I can't get my cherry lime raspberry Coke.9yr ⋅ TuckedNip ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
A stripper got her juices on my nice suit pants and now I have to get them dry cleaned.10yr ⋅ Logical_Phallusy ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
All 4 staplers at my office jammed, so I had to figure out how to make the all-in-one printer staple new printouts for me8yr ⋅ Renegade_Meister ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't see what day it is for one minute every hour on my new watch10yr ⋅ Super_Pie_Man ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Filling in forms you never know if its going to be England, UK, United Kingdom or Great Britain. But in this case, I'd've expected British. I expected wrong6yr ⋅ theonlyrealredditor ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Happens every time... Baby goes down for a nap, I turn my PS3 on for a quick game... PS3 requires update. Update finishes and baby wakes up just before I get to play.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I ordered the new Cool Ranch taco, but they gave me nacho cheese instead.12yr ⋅ PyrrhicVictor ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My toilet paper is too plush and luxuriant to roll freely until some of it gets used up, so for a while, you can't pull it by the end square or it will tear into useless one-square sections.11yr ⋅ mlevin ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Today is my birthday so I saw this on Google instead of the Analog Synthesizer12yr ⋅ dkozinn ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I had trouble deciding which corner space next to a Porsche I wanted to park in.9yr ⋅ theyoyomaster ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm far away from home on my birthday, getting paid to mostly sit around and wait, hotel, rental car, food all reimbursed.11yr ⋅ ristoril ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm pretty sure Africa has made it through >4 days without AC....12yr ⋅ k2exoman ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My engagement ring is so big it makes my wedding band almost invisible.10yr ⋅ WTFlutter ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Canada, the United States, Iceland, Ireland and Switzerland problems.10yr ⋅ cbcfan ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Shell, the mute button is proof no one likes these. Please get rid of them.12yr ⋅ zimmertr ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want my odometer to spell BOOBS but my car has only 24 km on it.10yr ⋅ MasterFubar ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
This lambic from 5100 miles away is slightly inconvenient to find.6yr ⋅ StraightUpBruja ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
All the cubicles at work were taken today, so I had to sit in this office with windows10yr ⋅ KnightRyder ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My live in girlfriend got a new job and has the same work schedule as me, now i don't have any alone time in the evenings.12yr ⋅ D-runk ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I bought a breakfast sandwich and my meat disc was not aligned with my egg disc. 12yr ⋅ CosmicQuahog ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I had to give away my second monitor for two days and now I just have one left..11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
All my basic needs for survival are met which gives me ample time to question existence and become depressed that there's no purpose to life.13yr ⋅ SockGnome ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
TurboTax refund estimator only goes up to $150K in income - I make too much for it to estimate how much I'll be getting back.11yr ⋅ jsld ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I bought a container to put my spaghetti in, but my spaghetti is too tall13yr ⋅ LurkeyLurkason ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Headit doesn't work right because I am wearing expensive hipster frames that obscure my facial features.10yr ⋅ CheneyPinata ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I wanted to dry my clothes but I had to wait for the dryer to run a software update first.10yr ⋅ port53 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My council doesn't understand how paying rates by instalments works10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My leftover spaghetti has so many noodles that I don't want to eat it12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have to bring my clothes down three flights of stairs. And they're only from one of my dressers.11yr ⋅ koreankarma ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I took a late shower and now I'm having trouble sleeping because of the caffeine in my shampoo.11yr ⋅ chu248 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I started buying these for home but now I feel weird going without them.10yr ⋅ Slowchildrenatplay ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Xcode and iOS simulator icons have different shades of blue and it's annoying me.12yr ⋅ klausa ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't fly in seat 1A in business class as there is a fitted bassinet. Now I have to fly 1B which is not the very first seat on the plane.10yr ⋅ fuctarp ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My washer and dryer are not stackable, resulting in a utility closet that can never be closed12yr ⋅ Tripleberst ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Chipotle treats their employees like human beings so for New Years I'm forced to wait in the drive through line for Kentaco Bell.10yr ⋅ theyoyomaster ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
There is a big bottle of Scotch in there... but I honestly can't bare the sound of the polystyrene shifting against the cardboard. 12yr ⋅ scruffygoldfish ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Me and the Hilton started sending useless texts, I asked for some snacks and didn't get it. The next stay I asked to not receive texts...a few passive aggressive comments from the staff and myself and I'm taking my ass to another hotel. About as FWP as it gets6yr ⋅ bibbabubbaboozcruz ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't figure out how to turn off the heated seats in my car. [FIXED]12yr ⋅ not_a_Dr ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The fire alarm in my building goes off far too often and it makes me upset, but I just realized this11yr ⋅ Appaloosa_Slim_Chode ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
No room for bags in the lambo with the top down while you're shopping.9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My charger sits flat on my belly, but it covers the headphone jack. I can't charge my phone and use headphones at the same time.6yr ⋅ UnWeonMas ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
'Large' beverage cups from Wendy's don't fit in my car's cupholders12yr ⋅ mrwatkins83 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems