I have been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to decide what colour to use next as I don't want to spoil the picture . This is supposed to be calming!9yr ⋅ hippiepunkrocker ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My GF's daughter said this at dinner. The reason she couldn't finish her food. She's 7.11yr ⋅ LtKillgore ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The WiFi on this flight is so slow it took me 3 attempts to post this12yr ⋅ Vanaduroplin ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
i am a student at Oxford University, where first world problems are rife - i've started copying and pasting quotes from other students and using them as captions on photos of things going on elsewhere in the world. here's an example11yr ⋅ edleonklinger ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The free beer I'm drinking at the airport lounge right now is lukewarm due to the heat.10yr ⋅ liskoturri ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My girlfriend only put one slice of ham in my sandwich for lunch today.13yr ⋅ Half-Life2_Episode_3 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Our little girl didn't place in the Miss Teen Alabama even though she was wearing this gorgeous bikini13yr ⋅ UncleTaco ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The bank teller didn't give me $100 bills so now my wallet is huge...12yr ⋅ HendersonHick ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Came home from work, had dinner, had a shower, made a tea, got comfortable in bed to find this...12yr ⋅ FeddeLeGrand ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't see the ocean view from my hotel room because of the fog.10yr ⋅ TheTeflonRon ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
It's shame. I almost have to throw all it out and start again!9yr ⋅ I_SAY_FUCK_A_LOT__ ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm on vacation in Puerto Rico and there's a tropical storm headed our way, so now we're confined to the resort.10yr ⋅ madelenarose ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Everytime Steam has a solid sale, it's never anything I can get...11yr ⋅ thegurth ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My internet seems to have become really fast and now I have to do this a lot.12yr ⋅ _ramla89 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
It's an iPhone 5 & this isn't the first time this has happened.11yr ⋅ jennadaily ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My honey crisp apple is so big, I can't eat it without getting juice all over my nose.11yr ⋅ RiverSong42 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want to play ps4 all day but it's too bright outside to use my projector even with my blackout curtains9yr ⋅ A-WU ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I only needed one drain strainer, but the hardware store only sold them in a 3 pack8yr ⋅ Renegade_Meister ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
T-Storm killed my power mid movie and I only have 20 minutes to decide what device I transfer it to before the UPS dies.9yr ⋅ volcanonacho ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When the username you use **everywhere** is taken on a website you're signing up for.9yr ⋅ Dylanica ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My sister does this to our collective toothpaste and it makes me want to kill her.10yr ⋅ RobbieMac97 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't cast my digital copy of Saw for some stupid reason, so I'll have to watch it with the blu-ray disc like it's fucking 2008.7yr ⋅ Beanz122 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Anyone who's lost a lot of weight knows... That insulation worked good in this cold weather.10yr ⋅ 22jbomb ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I cut my knee on my IPad I'm still trying to figure out how it happened9yr ⋅ rockne01 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I wanted a soda from the vending machine, but I only had twenties in my wallet so now I have a bunch of these stupid gold coins.11yr ⋅ hugh_jewnit ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I always have to remove the first CD if I want to get to the second CD9yr ⋅ Vostradamus ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I get no xm radio signal while my car is going through the automatic car wash.11yr ⋅ crewfan910 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My TV remote doesn't have a full keyboard so I have to scroll to select each letter like some kind of a troglodyte. 12yr ⋅ SillyPickle ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Earlier this year my friend accepted a high-paying fancy-pants job in New York City.11yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
'Friend' told this to her girls after we (5 guys) helped to move her apartment in a blitzkrieg action after she left her BF9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Some despicable animal mixed the peanut M&Ms in with the peanut butter M&Ms in the free snack area of the kitchen at my office9yr ⋅ infix ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
This is the Internet speed I have at the very expensive carribean resort I'm vacationing at.11yr ⋅ zgh5002 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Our bartender lowered our bucket of beers too far from our tube.12yr ⋅ lagerlover ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My new phone is bigger than my 3D printer's print bed, so I can't make it a custom case10yr ⋅ benrules2 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
We just bought property in Michigan but I really wish we bought property in Hawaii. I hate winter.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I just boarded a flight from Seattle to DC on a plane with no TVs10yr ⋅ BooBailey ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Life can be difficult when you need to choose what kind of water to drink.6yr ⋅ leyland1989 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I won this salad bowl full of money and now I have to uncrinkle each bill.6yr ⋅ luckyironlung ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
It's really inconvenient how long it takes me to refill fresh water.8yr ⋅ sarahdawnz ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The person next to me in first class took off their shoes and now I have to look at their feet.9yr ⋅ iBS_PartyDoc ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have to wait for my Smart Bulb's firmware to update before I can get the party started.8yr ⋅ TheRealHershey ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have to walk past POSTERS with HASH TAGS on them each day at my university! [Picture]12yr ⋅ handsomeprince ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The Furthest Page Read on my Kindle is not the furthest page I've read9yr ⋅ Vostradamus ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The Porsche lettering on my Porsche Design leather wallet is wearing away because I have too much money stuffed in it.10yr ⋅ Hoodliner ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Can't turn my electric fireplace on because it blows the circuit breaker and turns off my 60 tv9yr ⋅ mnovak13 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can only send my digital textbooks to one of my iPads at a time.11yr ⋅ evilvee ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I was looking for an appropriate place to post this screenshot11yr ⋅ bigplrbear ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When you want to wear your hair half up without looking like Legolas10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have too many TVs, and I want to keep this one because it's bigger, but it's only 720p.9yr ⋅ scottevil110 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
FWP: Almost forgetting you have people to open your car door for you11yr ⋅ rotzooi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't turn my kitchen light on because its firmware is updating10yr ⋅ TheResPublica ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Hulu, that passive-aggressive judgmental bitch, interrupted my 30 Rock marathon to tell me this.14yr ⋅ bigger_than_jesus ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
People at work are complaining because they have to open the plastic door on the vending machine.11yr ⋅ Mr_Chance ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Bigger problem than /u/dontfucklemons... $250,000 car doesn't have aux hookup either10yr ⋅ Chauncey25 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
So I went shopping a few weeks ago, and when I went to put on the sweater ... I found this9yr ⋅ AMerrickanGirl ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My passport had so many immigration stamps and visas I had to buy a new one9yr ⋅ MalaysiaTeacher ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
First day back to work from the long weekend and a bird took the biggest shat on my window...11yr ⋅ heavym ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
A girl in my class said this. She types 130+WPM. Our teacher only requires 30WPM to pass the course.12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
With so many credit cards, I'll forget to use the correct one every now and then.5yr ⋅ todwod ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
On a flight from Atlanta to London and saw this ad. Delta lies.10yr ⋅ thatsnogood ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My artisanal smoked salmon has no plastic sheets between the slices, now it is hard to seperate them8yr ⋅ redlukas ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Weight Watchers bacon doesn't have enough fat to fry properly12yr ⋅ lagerdalek ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My boss dropped this one on me today after I complained about not having a working microwave for Christmas dinner. I need to go back to school.10yr ⋅ peoniesorbust ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My center-ice suite-level tickets were on the wrong side of the arena and the logos are upside down.10yr ⋅ umichscoots ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The shipper didn't email me the tracking number of my eBay item so my phone failed to remind me to stay at home. Now I have to wait till delivery tomorrow like its 1924.11yr ⋅ jcmiro ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My washer is so nice it comes with its own lint filter. No one knew to change it for over a year.11yr ⋅ kittens_mittens7 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I won a $1400 laptop in a giveaway, and it came with the wrong adapter. I now have to buy a new adapter, and I can't use the laptop yet.8yr ⋅ Mocha_Bean ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I didn't shut the curtains properly now the full moon is shining in, making it a little brighter than I'd like when I'm trying to sleep9yr ⋅ DannyGi11 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The seats I got for free at the Kennedy Center were so close to the stage that you can't fully grasp how close I was from the pictures I took. Also, I have a headache.11yr ⋅ NCVCN ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
75% of my Canadian Cigarette pack is telling me I'm killing myself11yr ⋅ Carrisonfire ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Wanted a carphone for my new car. This shop doesn't even sell them.10yr ⋅ MrMikeHunt ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I pre-ordered Daft Punks new album online on vinyl but the sleeve wasn't in mint condition when I got it.11yr ⋅ TheAngelRange ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Netflix is the devil. I should not have to shuffle around on my tempurpedic mattress to fucking press the continue playing button.10yr ⋅ Federer45 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Apparently, postal workers get a whole Damn hour for lunch. This closes the shop.11yr ⋅ geusebio ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Bought one. Got stuck. Bought another to push the first one out, got stuck with it.11yr ⋅ leedle26 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Forgot to take my watch off before going into my steam room. Now I have to send it to Switzerland and wait 3-6 weeks for repairs...12yr ⋅ MasterCheeFer ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
