The headlights of the SUV behind me hurts my eyes when I'm in my Ferrari12yr ⋅ malthani ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Putting on an expensive shirt felt like playing Minesweeper9yr ⋅ froskenfredrik ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Our helicopter pilot got us to the game too early and we had to wait 15 minutes in the cold before we could get into our suite10yr ⋅ Lugozi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My wallet is so thick with cash that it won't register my ID in my private elevator.9yr ⋅ that-IB-guy ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My favorite oatmeal bar in NYC won't stir my oatmeal for me anymore.11yr ⋅ haddadda ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My new monitors' bezels are so thin, my webcam covers some of the display.10yr ⋅ CraigFL ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
People are so illiterate they're democratically ruining English for me.11yr ⋅ nawoanor ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm flying tomorrow and my virtual reality goggles take up most of my carry-on11yr ⋅ bbhart ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The Environmental Protection Agency is playing some Kardashian sim game rather than protecting my environment.10yr ⋅ kellephant ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My iPhone 6s+ and Galaxy Note 4 are so big that they've torn a hole in my jeans.8yr ⋅ TheyCallMeStone ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Can't even check myself out in the mirror because it has a TV in it.8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My beach was cold and cloudy and I had to drink my morning beer inside the beach bar.7yr ⋅ intromatt ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I cut my finger and now my fingerprint scanner doesn't recognize me, so I actually have to type in the password for my computer.11yr ⋅ Curtisv123 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Who the flying fuck decided that we should have to click twice to get to these Youtube settings?11yr ⋅ not_a_famous_actor ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I was late to work today because my Lyft driver was arrested.8yr ⋅ elliottishere ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want to get a macchiato latte but my coffee machine is still booting9yr ⋅ ISetMyMatesOnFire ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The key to my upgraded rental car didn't include a key fob. Had to unlock the car like it's 1999.10yr ⋅ LevitatingTurtles ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My watch is updating, so I had to check the time on my phone10yr ⋅ qazsedcftgbhujmkol ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I coundn't get a free refill because the pop machine wasn't logged in11yr ⋅ TheOneInTheHat ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The ATM didn't give me all of my money face up. Now I have to sort it to put it in my wallet.9yr ⋅ Kittenmittens03 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I won a free donut from my Roll Up cup, but my employer already gives us free donuts on Fridays.9yr ⋅ jewstan ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The cleaning ladies keep putting my pepper grinder in the toy box12yr ⋅ elquesogrande ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I keep almost setting my coffee mug down on my wireless phone charger because it looks like a coaster.9yr ⋅ nuez_jr ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Bought a reusable sandwich box to replace using plastic sandwich bags. The 12 Grain Wide Pan bread I buy doesn't fit in the box.11yr ⋅ smartache ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have to take my cell phone out of my pocket to gps navigate while on vacation because my smart watch is updating.10yr ⋅ gtluke ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The weather animation on my phone is too realistic. I always think it's actually wet.10yr ⋅ studioRaLu ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't play tennis because my son is driving his lamborghini on the court8yr ⋅ Lugozi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My TV has holes for wall mounting, but the mount blocks all of the inputs. 12yr ⋅ Herman_Glimscher ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
my infinity pool isn't the same colour as the ocean, taking away from the illusion intended9yr ⋅ Lugozi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I got the batman box set on bluray, but all I keep seeing is this big distracting mole that I never noticed before in standard definition.11yr ⋅ 0arussell ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want to watch the Bellagio fountains from my 60th floor balcony, but they don't start for another hour.9yr ⋅ bs1194 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My polarized sunglasses make my smartwatch's screen look funny10yr ⋅ MKostelnik ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
People at my work don't let the microwave timer finish and leave it like this ...6yr ⋅ neykho ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My pizza box is too big so I have to open both doors of my fridge to get it out.10yr ⋅ mcgoogol ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The tide was high during my 70-degree beach run today, so I had to jog through the dry, less-compacted sand.9yr ⋅ L2D2 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want a new Apple Watch but my wife already bought me a Rolex9yr ⋅ TheResPublica ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
There's not enough tissues left in the box to weigh down the box while I pull out a tissue.11yr ⋅ sniperzero1 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My toilet paper is so fluffy that it catches the spindle arms and won't unroll neatly9yr ⋅ cbmlmz ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The room darkening shades in my hotel room don't quite cover the whole window.11yr ⋅ texasyankee ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I had to watch an advertisement that was nearly as long as the youtube video.12yr ⋅ blakeinalake ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The third world currency I exchanged for my vacation takes too much space.12yr ⋅ aparadja ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
This Restaurant uses glasses that are too small and its full of ice, and I'm really thirsty so I keep having to ask for refills all the time.9yr ⋅ rubber_chicken_sex ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My locally sourced, organic bacon slices are so big, I can only fry 4 at a time. Now I have to do two batches.11yr ⋅ RaeRae43 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I cut my thumb so now i have to draw a pattern to unlock my phone like some cave man.7yr ⋅ kmofosho ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have 5 sequential £20 notes and I don't want to spend any of them10yr ⋅ mrharryrules ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm not a criminal, so I can't do anything with all this extra Adderall I'm prescribed. 12yr ⋅ r0cketship ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The USB port on my leather recliner charges my tablet slowly =(10yr ⋅ froggy365 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My new faux sheepskin rug came in the mail this week. Now I wish I could sleep on the floor instead of in my bed.11yr ⋅ rdown09 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
We had a power cut mid-afternoon and didn't realise that the wine fridge had defaulted back to the warmer 'Red Wine' setting.9yr ⋅ eatrob ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My laptop and phone both needed an update at the same time so I had no internet for 5 minutes.12yr ⋅ madonkey ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The glare on my hardwood floor blinds me for about 20 minutes every morning.11yr ⋅ TheBiles ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I just had 50 pounds of swimming pool chlorine delivered to my door, but each tab is individually wrapped in plastic.9yr ⋅ platetone ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My company sent me to China for three weeks, but I'm having trouble submitting my expense report because I can't read Chinese.10yr ⋅ texasyankee ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The TVs at my sports bar are updating so now I'm just drinking.10yr ⋅ HappyCamper4027 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My boss drew this for me yesterday and now I am 10x more confused than I was before.11yr ⋅ ballasu ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Yesterday the tree trimmers left a mess in the pool. The pool guy doesn't come until tomorrow to clean it up.10yr ⋅ ifornia ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My country cancels their passports with a stamp set in Comic Sans11yr ⋅ teatacks ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The correct answer for ComFit was incorrect because of a typo, making me choose another answer.8yr ⋅ F117Landers ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My buddy's favorite dry cleaners went out of business with all of his work clothes in their store.11yr ⋅ skyroof_hilltop ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My security system cameras are down, so I have to stand up, walk to the windows and open the curtains to see if it's snowing or not.11yr ⋅ fluffykittie ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
How do I get my syrup onto my waffle when it's already covered in fruit and whipped cream?10yr ⋅ UnapologeticalyAlive ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The flat bottom of my Audi TT's steering wheel makes it hard to steer with my knee.10yr ⋅ B92JOHNSON ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't sit down because my floor robot is cleaning under my chair.10yr ⋅ donktastic885 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want to poop, but there is someone outside cleaning my bathroom window.10yr ⋅ seanfoulkes ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I was trying to use an online tax calculator, but the salary range doesn't go high enough12yr ⋅ ouchmystomach ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Parked my ATV under the awning of the RV so the seat wouldn't get wet. Results were less than desirable.10yr ⋅ NAT0strike ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I couldn't watch the morning news, because my TV needed to run an update. 12yr ⋅ jchaines ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My seats at the football game were too close to the field. The broadcast camera blocked my view.12yr ⋅ BLT_with_extra_bacon ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When the street crew put down new asphalt they didn't recreate the gutter, now water is going everywhere.10yr ⋅ spankyham ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I got a free vacation with a BMW I bought and it stormed the entire time.10yr ⋅ FancyMojo ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
This is a true travesty. Rice crispy treats cereal was a masterpiece and they destroyed it. May as well paint eyebrows in the Monalisa. This must have been done by the same moron that did NEW Coke. This is truly the end of days.5yr ⋅ Emperor-Of-Evil ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Both my study abroad program & art history class are having weekend excursions on the same day10yr ⋅ Dunskap ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My new reclining couch won't recline all the way because my other recliner is in the way.12yr ⋅ iowan ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My new toilet paper roll is so big that I can't turn the roll inside the holder.9yr ⋅ cynicalaa22 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't reach the copy of Sky Mall in the seat back pocket in front of me.12yr ⋅ ch00f ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The Christmas tree that my high-rise management company put up in the foyer of my building is neither real, festive, nor non-mangy.11yr ⋅ NSight8 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My $3,000 refrigerator only heats 10 ounces of water at a time, but I want 12 ounces of hot water for my tea.9yr ⋅ seb101189 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
We weren't allowed to slide down this hill in Antarctica because it had too much ice10yr ⋅ gandalfv31415 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The app which orders me a ride home is broke, so now I'm stranded.9yr ⋅ mickle00 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
