The maid made this beautiful bow on our paper towels this week. But now I need to dry my hands and I don’t wanna mess it up. Should I just open up a new role?1yr ⋅ lehigh_larry ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The water in my infinity pool evaporated by a couple inches so it just looks like a regular pool8yr ⋅ al666in ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The power is out so I have to use my UPS to power my coffee bean grinder4yr ⋅ in_the_woods ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When you buy $50 worth of Halloween candy, but nobody comes to your house...8yr ⋅ PaulBunyan69 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I was sent way too many lobsters from someone I know peripherally.3yr ⋅ drunkadvice ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
We turned the pool heater on today hoping to be able to swim, but it only got up to 78 in the pool with a high of 70 today, so we'll have to wait until tomorrow to swim.3yr ⋅ illuxion ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Maybe i cuss too much, but I’ve ducking had enough of apple’s autocorrect2yr ⋅ gizzoojr ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want to read the spooky stats whilst waiting in line, but the screen is too far away.1yr ⋅ BarbieDreamZombie ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My local Wagyu beef supplier is switching his supplier and I'm pretty sure it's to save money, so my Wagyu probably won't be as good.2yr ⋅ temporalwanderer ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm getting a fully paid vacation to India through my wife's company for her business trip, but she gets to fly first class on Emirates and I'm on a completely different flight on United stuck in coach5yr ⋅ Coocat86 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Having 2.6kg of Fiorentina T-bone steaks and not having a grill big enough for them...2yr ⋅ Luigi_Lauro ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The music icon is missing from my hot tub touchscreen. Now I have to bathe in silence.1yr ⋅ bartharris ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The maid made this beautiful bow on our paper towels this week. But now I need to dry my hands and I dont wanna mess it up. Should I just open up a new role?1yr ⋅ rhodaminnautili07 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
First world cat problems! I forgot to put Miss Mousey's heated feline sleeping bag on the bed so she had to use it on the floor, like some sort of peasant barn cat.2yr ⋅ rabidstoat ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
A buddy lost one of his Airpods for a few days and found it hiding on his Tesla seat5yr ⋅ igiverealygoodadvice ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Woman cease do get on a date with man because she has iPhone and he has an Android..2yr ⋅ feastyoh ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My friend has to tow his old plane out of the hangar whenever he wants to fly his new plane.5yr ⋅ BarbieDreamMegahertz ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Aldi's was out of the big fancy wheat crackers and I have to eat my cream cheese and smoked salmon on these generic azz Ritz crackers1yr ⋅ nexusjuan ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Sadly even the Netherlands isn't perfect with this partly overgrown ill maintained next to a busy highway bikepath. (op wasn't sarcastic)2yr ⋅ thebeaverbutter ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The trivet on my Smeg stove doesn’t perfectly align to the burner. Forcing me to chose between optimum flame or trivet alignment.3yr ⋅ skibby ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When your DJ Roomba steals your kitchen tile and then tries to hide it. (Wait till the end)5yr ⋅ nisbet_kyle ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I bought this bread at the beginning of the week, and I can’t remember if those white spots are flour, or mold2yr ⋅ dootdootplot ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Skittles cheated me out of my fair share of orange! Sure I have lemon but THE INCONGRUITY6yr ⋅ Draegur ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My indoor hydroponic garden is growing so much I had to move the plants around2yr ⋅ PracticalNihilist ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I brought the wrong AirPods case, now I can’t charge the ones I was wearing1yr ⋅ kcvis ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Four row seat to myself in Premium Economy and the armrests dont go up7yr ⋅ sirato ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I get FOUR different notifications any time my DoorDash food is delivered.2yr ⋅ STOP____HAMMER_TIME ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The endless supply of free coffee in my office includes a huge variety of flavored coffee, but only one box of coffee-flavored coffee (I do not like flavored coffee).2yr ⋅ doublejpee ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The lunches my wife makes me are so good I don't have an excuse to go buy lunch with friends6yr ⋅ JAIF ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The cup holders in my home theater seats are too small to hold my glass of bourbon.7yr ⋅ TheBiles ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
A kid wasn't hungry, so she left ~$20USD in food completely untouched.8yr ⋅ tablesix ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The guy cutting the grass in my orchard is making too much noise and I'm afraid I'll have to move my hammock8yr ⋅ melinte ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't get my John Deere in gear,. So I have to mow around it with my backup Toro7yr ⋅ bootes64 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can’t turn on my lights because the firmware needs to update5yr ⋅ Johnny3419 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My office's huge window is letting in too much light and is making my foot hot7yr ⋅ KingGeekus ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My smart thermostat's servers are down, so I had to tell my maid to change the temperature like a commoner6yr ⋅ Xoke ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My credit rating allows me to buy any car that I desire, but there are no cars available.2yr ⋅ opus-thirteen ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My watch battery is running low so all it does now is tell the time8yr ⋅ MKW9813 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When the Moet and Chandon champagne bottle was so big it wouldn't fit in the recycle bin.8yr ⋅ mykeuk ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Netflix asks me if I want to continue watching it's always sunny in philly in the bath and I can't reach to say yes8yr ⋅ HGregorz ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My huge corner office windows are letting in so much natural light it’s making my feet hot in my trendy wool kicks4yr ⋅ KingGeekus ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Once again, my mobile 4G data is 40 times faster than hotel wifi7yr ⋅ Renegade_Meister ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm trying to watch Star Wars and the theatre is using Windows, which crashed 20 minutes in. Now I have to re-watch the first of the movie again AND I'll be late for lunch.4yr ⋅ fiveohnoes ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When the individual toilet paper sheets don't line up on the roll.6yr ⋅ Thewallmachine ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Nobody is going to see my awesome grill marks, because everyone wants cheese on their burgers...9yr ⋅ jjbrund ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
So many people in Silicon Valley drive electric cars our carpool lane moves no faster than any other lane.9yr ⋅ IanAndersonLOL ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't use my toilet right now, because it's cleaning itself11yr ⋅ ravinhshah ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My two car garage is tandem so I have to move my daily driver to be able to enjoy my weekend car9yr ⋅ EmreGenc ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Dish Network sent me 49 letters last year asking me to come back after I canceled my service.10yr ⋅ scottevil110 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The TV screen in the business class seat offers 16:9 while the tail camera only offers 4:3.9yr ⋅ kraven420 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I injured my thumb, so it hurts to use the steering wheel controls on the Jaguar I just bought.9yr ⋅ TheTeflonRon ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The flight attendant brought out my entree before replacing my fork from my appetizer so now I have to wait a moment before I can begin eating8yr ⋅ Lugozi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
This railing blocks my view of the horizon when I am seated most comfortably on the balcony at our hotel. My only choices seem to be to tolerate it, move slightly, or complain about it on the internet.8yr ⋅ LevitatingTurtles ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
No one was in the elevator with me so I had no one to impress when I pressed the button to my suite11yr ⋅ Lugozi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Not being able to fit your divorce settlement on a single line of a check10yr ⋅ Abshole ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The excessive amounts of unnecessary decorative Origami that I find after my cleaning lady cleans my house.8yr ⋅ cgorange ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I'm starting to get fraud alerts on my credit card because I tip generously.9yr ⋅ umichscoots ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have to use a wooden stirrer to activate my self stirring mug because I lost the button.8yr ⋅ LogicalBaiter ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My internet connection is so fast the scale on speednet.net doesn't work properly :(9yr ⋅ place909 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My wife left my rocket lollies out on the side and forgot about them, now they're fucking ruined.9yr ⋅ Tiberius666 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Those jerks at Google have been burying fiber in my yard, and their sod doesn't match my grass.10yr ⋅ AusIV ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My watch is updating so I have to use my phone to check the time.8yr ⋅ wagesj45 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The corporate suite I'm in served chicken wings and now i have to get up and wash my hands so i don't get grease on my champagne flute9yr ⋅ Lugozi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My wine cabinet! Could this be any more perfect for this sub?2yr ⋅ Ramona_Lola ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I had so much leg room on this flight I couldn't reach the pocket on the chair in front of me.11yr ⋅ thenorwegianblue ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The caviar they served me on my last flight didn't even come with a proper spoon to eat it with. Do I look like some kind of savage who would use a silver spoon?8yr ⋅ ericchen ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't change the temperature in my house because the thermostat is updating its software10yr ⋅ rotzooi ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When your $2100 navigation package option doesn't work half as good as your $300 phone7yr ⋅ leyland1989 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When I close my laptop, it turns off wifi. When I open it, which wifi does it choose? My fucking printer.9yr ⋅ chamington ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I often get distracted from my work by squirrels and birds because of my office view.10yr ⋅ acidic_donkey ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't concentrate on the movie screen because the emergency exit lights are too bright.9yr ⋅ alien_from_Europa ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I forgot to raise my mower deck and messed up the stripes in my yard10yr ⋅ Notacop9 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I was so excited to get my breakfast sandwich and I turned it over..7yr ⋅ UrgeOverkiller ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Stupid alphabetic sort puts my Led Zeppelin albums in wrong order9yr ⋅ GootenMawrgen ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have so much legroom on my flight, I can't reach my tray table.9yr ⋅ MicCheck123 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I filled my punch card at a local coffee shop, but the next day I went and they had closed the business.9yr ⋅ jake61341 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
13 years in this house. We finally get a nice tall privacy fence. Two months later our neighbor starts building something taller.11yr ⋅ platetone ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My wife used the end piece of bread for my sandwich. Lunch is ruined.10yr ⋅ volcanonacho ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
A while ago, I spilled healthy, organic chia seeds from my drink. Now they've sprouted from my dyson.10yr ⋅ origin415 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
It feels like we're getting a different connector each year.6yr ⋅ iruinevrything ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When you're hangry but the vending machine is still booting up...8yr ⋅ inawhdaw ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't take any notes at work because my smartpen's firmware is upgrading.10yr ⋅ zenethian ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I want to adjust the temperature but my thermostat is busy downloading an update.12yr ⋅ Harry_Haller ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The sun is hitting me in the face through my skylight, so I have to shift 8 inches to the right while I watch TV.8yr ⋅ TheBiles ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My groceries heat up too much in the trunk of my mid-engines sports car.11yr ⋅ theyoyomaster ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My Roomba decided to stop vacuuming my carpet in the worst possible spot11yr ⋅ jtan10 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I have a $100 a week habit of hi-tech algaecides, antibacterial and water balancing chemicals for my 40,000 gallon pool but I can't defeat a simple green prehistoric single-celled eukaryote.9yr ⋅ Australerican ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Once a year the bridge to my island is closed for a golden retriever parade. I have to take the ferry like I'm some tourist.9yr ⋅ Karatonin ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
When the sun is shining through the back window of your truck and you can't see what channel your XM radio is on because the 7 touch screen has a glare on it8yr ⋅ Runner40 ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
The airline won't allow me to watch a movie during passenger announcements.10yr ⋅ internetgoer ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
My maid was away for the holidays so I had to do my own laundry.8yr ⋅ WeirdLilMidgt ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
I can't turn on the lights in my bedroom because they are updating.10yr ⋅ ISIS_Agent-Duchess ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
