I hate it when my face gets stuck like this. Super uncomfortable.4yr ⋅ Qwerty_Asdfgh_Zxcvb ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
That feeling when your spinal nodes aren't properly dispersing heat and you're out of thermal paste...10yr ⋅ Shifty_Drifter ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
just a picture of me and מטטרון. no problem or anything. just wanted to brag. מטטרון מטטרון מטטרון μετρονa synthronos מטטרון מטטרוןמטטרוןמטטרוןמטטרון מטטרון מטטרוןמטטרון מטטרון13yr ⋅ voyetra8 ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
I went to M˷҈҉cD҉҈onalds to order a b҈҉҇҆u\˩˨˶˺҈g҉҈҉҇҆҄҆҄҃҆҇҅҈҅҄r!13yr ⋅ lifepuzzler ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
the twenty-third apostle pronouncing His will to the masses on last night's broadwave cast13yr ⋅ atomicthumbs ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
Accidentally asexually reproduced after fapping and don't know what to do with the offspring, why do I have to have so many sexual organs in such close proximity????13yr ⋅ nyancatolicious ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
Just seconds ago, my ♁pets have started a ♁€ €fight over who gets to eat the last MAN BURIED ALIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE POISED BLOOD OF THE ALMIGHTY GRYFFHUP THE 6TH OF THE GLASS DYNASTY.### Place your bets on who will win, NOW. 13yr ⋅ UpvoteThisThrowaway2 ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
I've discovered more survivors, but again the women are infertile. Is anyone having better luck?13yr ⋅ cyclura ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
I'm lost in Sparhynr Neluarh Zone 15 and I can't outrun them for much longer (send help)13yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
Ish'n the shevil has been apprehended. Only peace shall reign here now.13yr ⋅ Jaketh ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
पिताजी SISter loveFUCK T҉oi yeu 0x00001b दर्द Ја волим љубљење hoचुंबन pain daDDyप्यार13yr ⋅ Vajrapani ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
When I gossamate I begin to enjoy books by Guillaume Musso; oh god please help me they are like rusty arses against my nose.13yr ⋅ dansMonSlip ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
The endless voiced exhalation still screams it's terrible scream, forever, lacking variation either in pitch or timbre, and as unilluminating as silence.13yr ⋅ Unwabu_ubola ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
A creature from the under-crust of the seventh moon fertilized my slave-mate, and the offspring has un-birthed. 13yr ⋅ Dylancd ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
†he syn†a≈\\/ /\\ • • - • • - ]]] ∫∫∫ <cen†ex finle> Haßn't an∂ Wzn't. 13yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
I am fluorgosing over how to modulate dimensional qualia in a xixo-pod spheregonal medium. Will you embrace the speaker's zesty communion?13yr ⋅ pjA1 ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
My TID recently digested some flex covs. This is what's supposed to happen, correct?13yr ⋅ pilord ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
HELP; I was drinking from the infinite void when the by҉ss҉ic hate 13yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
[incoming message] ... [incoming message] [transmission recieved]13yr ⋅ First_Incarnation ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
THE CHILDREN LET ME FEED THE CHILDREN LET ME FEED†††††† μπ13yr ⋅ Negative__One ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
An angel came to me tomorrow. [Trans-corporal post from /r/creepy]13yr ⋅ Jaketh ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
My Nebula Wife, I have found her! Behold her erotic scalar wave form!13yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
isohexo₯₭₪◊ tangaa◊√■▓■■√꞉ fi≥587₧ЖЂЕм▓▓ѽѼ▓Ѹ√√Ү′′′ңхххпҿ7⁄8Ω₩dripdrop′′′₦▓▓▓▓-▓-▓▓▓-▓13yr ⋅ KishCom ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
Drakthor the Consumer keeps smiling at me with its second mouth. ::/13yr ⋅ happybadger ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
Ја вим OOOOOY imgUr - Can someone explain this bijection between skew diagrams.13yr ⋅ leeblackwood ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
the vinex.GFXloaderA supllicant into erillian wSHIELDS THE SHIELDS opadded latch down from top click!?13yr ⋅ redd0nkulous ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
My child grows within. The Ooliard scenario shall not come to pass13yr ⋅ nshaz ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
Myyy tO00:\\\\A!d_dbss??z aa4__RE: C0rrrrRR=ptd}}}?13yr ⋅ Perplexing_apparatus ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
My nostrils are bald because Shrike let my tobacco subfushion wilt. How can I generate more eaxxis?13yr ⋅ ruinmaker ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
These 4 douches of Babylon XXCX tried to attacked my pidgin daughter. 13yr ⋅ wallyllama ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
While traveling through Vorblan to reach my home dimension, I realized that my Nigel the Space guide humanoid picked up a parasite. Is there any way I can get my money back?13yr ⋅ pilord ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
This parahumanoid love-creature stole my inherited spermdatacloud and she has refused (in the name of Pontron) to give it back unless I grate her cheese, so to speak. ▼ What do I do now? ▼13yr ⋅ UpvoteThisThrowaway2 ⋅ r/fifthworldproblems
