Happy Lent Fellow Heathens

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Better late than never! How do I ban Catholic missionaries from where I live?

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Poor young lady 😔

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This hits home

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WhY dO wE kEeP lOsInG PaRiShIoNeRs???

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The Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal in a Nutshell

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I live with my parents and went to church 4 times this week (incl. vigil tomorrow). Tonight I slipped out to buy meat pizza and eat it in an empty parking lot under the stars.

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Ordained a priest twenty years ago today. Left six years later, married a year after that. Left my faith too, and am fine without supernatural belief in my life.

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The Church needs to pay for its crimes

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This is the most metal protest I’ve ever seen.

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The men in dresses abusing children aren't drag queens.

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The Catechism on Marriage

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Accurate, lol

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“Men and women shouldn’t wear the same clothes”

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Matt Walsh tries to make excuses for the Canadian mass graves. Gets absolutely dismantled.

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Trad Catholic Guys (Based on My Experience)

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God I don’t miss those days

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anyone else reflect on their first communion and think about how weird it is to parade a bunch of pre pubescent girls around dressed like brides in white and veils while eating and drinking the blood and corpse of some omnipotent figure in the sky?

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Catholic Science

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“People can’t change genders” insists man that believes Jesus can be a biscuit

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The best Good Friday lunch I’ve ever had. Would’ve put bacon on it if it didn’t cost extra.

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Peer Review FTW

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saw this today and actually laughed out loud

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No meat on Fridays!

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Why not tho? Why not?

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Keep the Roman Catholic Church out of hospitals and healthcare

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Growing up catholic be like:

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My Mother's Text to Me Today

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Saw this on r/exmormon

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The classic “I’m watching my sugar intake so *you* can’t eat donuts in front of me!” narcissistic argument

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Church is for old people

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My husband sent me this

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Hey, not a bad idea!

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r/prolife and r/Catholicism react to Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, and Vermont voting to protect abortion rights.

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It’s the painful memories for me

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Right?! The church always finds a way to justify keeping their secrets!!

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This applies to a lot of religions but Catholics especially

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Wouldn’t it be nice if the church followed this logic?

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This breaks my heart.

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Are there any excatholics that have defected?

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Found this by my parents’ bedside. Sigh

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😂🤣😂🤣

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Here we go again

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He do be like that

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Is this based?

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Imagine being this repressed and dumb

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Access to good healthcare is important only when it’s convenient for you, huh Francis?

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Lmao

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How manipulative

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Do Catholics Have Delusions of Grandeur? Yes. Do I Sometimes Still Miss the Pomp and Ceremony? Also Yes.

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Do Catholic schools create Atheists?

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This made me lollll

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Just had her 7th child at 31 and feels so miserable she might die

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A fascinating insight into religion on what might be going on for our family who is still Catholic

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they think it’s the ultimate “gotcha”

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“Looks like we’ve got competition”

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Thought y’all would appreciate this

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Christians are so tolerant

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Can confirm.

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Great saying! LPT!

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For some reason, r/catholic wasn't amused.

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Prime selfawarewolves material from a pro-birther

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I wonder why

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Thousands are dead and Catholics want to make it about a statue. Appalling.

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“Theology of the Body” never seemed to address this...

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I guess abstaining from sex isn't 100% effective.

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Tradcaths truly disgust me.

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Communion wafer nachos

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RIP Sinead

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Sinead O’Connor was right and I think she’s owed an apology

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Can someone pass this along to the catholics?

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Writtenbyev (formerly known as sunflowercatholic) has publicly announced her girlfriend after leaving the Church and Franciscan University, and I couldn’t be more proud

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What the fuck?

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New Catholic icon just dropped

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I have no other lapsed catholic friends to share this with but it's the funniest, most blasphemous things I've ever seen.

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In which r/CatholicMemes wonders why young people don't come back to church

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Thoughts on this? I think I agree with it for the most part but I’m curious what you guys think

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They’re in big trouble now...

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Yup

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I'm Going to Hell for This

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Why is it always Catholics that ends into the deepest rabbit holes?

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Loving all the rebels posting on Catholicism lately. This person spoke my mind

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I have seen catholics sharing this cringe on twitter... the women as breeding animals mentality is real

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Pretty much.

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The logic of god.

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They hated them because they spoke the truth.

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Did anybody else worry that they were pregnant with the Second Coming any time they randomly skipped a period (before becoming sexually active of course) or was I just fucking weird?

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I find it hilarious.

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Go easy on yourself, gorg

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Tradcaths should be careful what they wish for when they want a tradwife...

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Grannies Paintings FTW

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Don’t know if this already made it on here. But this made me laugh.

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Haha!

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Who’s confused now? (Credit to @dirtyrottenchurchkids on Instagram)

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She Told You So

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This makes me laugh out loud

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Just an unoriginal catholic meme I made

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Self-Hating Kook

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Priest is baffled that women want to make their own life choices

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If it’s true that a person is legally married, how is it a legal fiction?

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As a queer person, can confirm

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Religious Beliefs to Unlearn

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Got accepted to a top university in the States. Of course my uncle blesses me with this

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Boom

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Catholic fruitcake: We InVeNtEd UnIvErSiTiEs!

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Throwback to the crawfish boil every Friday

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‪‘If the Pope isn’t misogynistic and homophobic is he even Catholic anymore?’

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I wasn’t allowed to watch for that reason , but at least I’m not in an MLM now . Does anyone else feel like they were raised “evangelical “ / traditional catholic ?

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You do that. I’ll keep being bi though.

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I don’t think whoever made this meme meant it as a joke or saw the irony. I think this was made unironically.

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This is spot on

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It¢‚¢s hte painful memories for me

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My out of touch family

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It's true though

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I f***ing hate this ad with a passion.

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Catholic Guilt is Incredible

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To those whose beliefs have been dismissed and disrespected, we're all here for you.

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There’s no way these people are serious

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Taste of his own medicine

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Made me chuckle

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Pro-Life, Huh?...

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This hit me hard

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Hmmmmm

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I’m a Catholic, but I got kicked out of r/Catholicism today for saying that foster kids are better off being adopted by queer couples than being neglected for 18 years, and that the Church can absolutely be wrong about their position on this issue. The Benny Hill theme is all I hear in my mind.

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Tired of Catholics silencing rape victims.

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My least favorite “come back to church” Catholic argument

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The idea of original sin is truly something.

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This is sad.

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These people are sick

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Silly mortals, choice is for “maximally great” beings

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Thoughts and Prayers

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Wife came out at graduation, subsequently punished for it!

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🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦🇻🇦

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wow more BS from r/catholic

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Let's feel bad for all the kids around the world being dressed as saints or some other lame shit because proper Halloween is too hardcore for their catholic parents

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Catholic Logic

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It’s a win win situation

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My Letter to the Bishop renouncing my faith

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Another thing I don’t miss: the pressure to purity-test and proselytize like this. Why can’t a friend’s wedding just be a friend’s wedding?

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Would someone please think of the catholics🙏🏼

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Currently dealing with a parent fervently hiding Benedictine medals around my home.

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They are kinda cute...

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Some positive news this Saturday

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Jesus is the ultimate emotional blackmail

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