UNIT 45 KEYBOARD WARRIORS STANDING AT THE READY TO WAGE STOCHASTIC TERROR. CENTRISTS CHECKING IN TO DEFLECT AND OBFUSCATE.4yr ⋅ JukeBoxDildo ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Ah yes, Charlie Chaplin's famous centrist speech at the end of The Great Dictator (1940)3yr ⋅ Nimro912 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Elon to the French resistance during WW2: “give up, you’re outnumbered. We need peace.”1yr ⋅ Social_History ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
When people try to guilt me into being civil about a bunch of fascists picking up COVID.3yr ⋅ Veliladon ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Remember that time BLM went around lynching people? Me neither4yr ⋅ Avocato_FHS ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Hold my donut while I Both Sides the Tyre Nichols killing1yr ⋅ occams_nightmare ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Jordan Peele only wanting to cast black people in lead roles is exactly the same thing as white directors only wanting to cast white people2yr ⋅ taylortherod ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Facebook post my grandma shared, while also sharing anti-mask sentiment posts.3yr ⋅ Zombsidian ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
I was never a fan of Rowling, then read Tolkien and from there I’m successively proven right. Gaiman is king1yr ⋅ UVLanternCorps ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Elon Musk is simultaneously the edgelord redditor that calls Idiocracy a documentary AND the person specifically voting for the Brawndo party2yr ⋅ NerevarineTribunal ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Instagram believes that throwing a milkshake on a Nazi actively shooting people is promoting violence4yr ⋅ Death_Machine ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
I only repost things from the right because I'm a RAdIcAl cEnTrIsT3yr ⋅ Airstrict ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
I strongly supported Obama, but then the Democrats became extremists and elected his even more conservative VP Joe Biden. Why can't they just calm down and do moderate things like talk about Jewish space lasers, satan and support Marshall Law when they lose an election?2yr ⋅ NerevarineTribunal ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Giving actual Nazis the benefit of the doubt but condemning Antifa as Nazis.3yr ⋅ ruthdubb ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
“I much prefer normalizing Nazis and making it easier for them to win elections 😊”2yr ⋅ lmMikey ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
tHe fAmIlY wHo LoSt tHeIR ChilDreN to A mASs SHooTing ArE sO annOying1yr ⋅ Poweredkingbear ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Stop ruining Christmas by being so gay, grandpa doesn't like it2yr ⋅ PeterSmusi ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Not licking the boots, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut2yr ⋅ yuritopiaposadism ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Thousands of people are dying but park the politics for a sec guys a billionaire is sad 😥3yr ⋅ Benjam438 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
'It's okay to spread propaganda from a white supremacist if they share my anti-vax views'2yr ⋅ ajb177 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Genius centrist makes accurate bell curve after not knowing how bell curves work3yr ⋅ Social_History ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
We love to see Elon's Enlightened Centrism takes called out2yr ⋅ uniqueusername364 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
If you don't like me at my electing fascists, you don't deserve me at my tax breaks for the wealthy3yr ⋅ tetrified ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Amazing how often “I am neither left nor right” is followed by someone revealing they are extremely far right1yr ⋅ iamsatyajeet ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Actually shooting brown people and burning the confederate flag is exactly the same4yr ⋅ queerfromthemadhouse ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
less than 2 weeks after Roe was overturned it is equated to woke stuff like saying pregnant people1yr ⋅ InDissent ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Posting from my alt so I dont get fired from my job at UC Berkeley6mo ⋅ kondokite ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Futurama showed us the absurdity of enlightened centrism back in '991yr ⋅ Starbuckshakur ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Whether it's Nazis who want to kill millions or anti-Nazis who want to stop Nazis from killing millions, I am very concerned and will do something about it5yr ⋅ scottg96 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
The cops killing an innocent black person is just as bad as looting Target1yr ⋅ Praximus_Prime_ARG ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
How could we forget the genocide commited by the feminists?!3yr ⋅ Illidan-the-Assassin ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Brought to you by Bethany Mandel, a Jewish conservative who wrote an entire chapter on why wokeness is evil yet couldn't even define the word woke.1yr ⋅ Confident_Fishing693 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
« Wanting no government is the same thing as wanting a fascist dictatorship! »1yr ⋅ CarotteAtomique ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Dont forget the poor people who buy out the government too!1yr ⋅ greentwelfth ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
A 17 year old who shot and killed people and a grown man who peacefully protested injustice are equivalently innocent.3yr ⋅ rattpack216 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
People that beat up nazis are the new nazis apparently \_(ツ)_/ 4yr ⋅ forgot22 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Ah yes, these two things are exactly as bad as each other1yr ⋅ Let_The_Boy_Watch- ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Enlightened centrist sees both sides of paid sick leave1yr ⋅ BushDidN0thingWr0ng ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Let's see if we can find a middle ground between a gender identity and a political ideology.2yr ⋅ Hominid77777 ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Elon Musk needs fair-and-balanced opinions on the Left/Marxist/PC (((culture war))) to fight the 'woke mind virus', when asked how many right-wing talking points he agrees with, just says: All, but still neutral1yr ⋅ DaCoolX ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
There’s a goldmine of these people on the front page right now4yr ⋅ alaskafish ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
