TMZ

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I don't fart.

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black

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Did you know?

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College

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McDonalds salad

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The truth

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Unfortunately true

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My thoughts on the recent Powerball jackpot.

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My leftover Bacon

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Welcome Back

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For the holiday travelers...

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Cuss words

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Kind of like public transportation

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Saw this on Facebook. I might throw something.

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Newest Facebook Check-in

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A Valentines day cards for your insignificant other

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My friends want me to go camping

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Truth

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Call me crazy...

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Bad day?

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As a server I do this frequently. Enjoy your side of fart with that!

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When someone says...

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So, you won't eat Chick-fil-A......

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Women that brag...

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Son of a...

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Astrology and dating...

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Damn, I'm smooth...

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communication

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When you're late...

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Fuck everything in the morning!

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There's a reason we're not friends...

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Teenage white girls be like

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Men have two emotions...

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My dad sent me this one for my birthday...

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Problems

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My girlfriend just sent me this.

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How is that confusing?

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Air freshener

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Quality organic treats and....

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How to know you picked a good one:

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6 degrees of separation

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The best kind of friend

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A reminder for the season

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If your crazy and you know it...

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Learn a lesson from your dog...

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Thanks, Dad!

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What they just don't get

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I was good at math...

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Dealing with haters

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True story bro.

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Yes.

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Booze Clues

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weekend forecast

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Remember while travelling

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So, it's come to this...

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Dear coworker...

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So true.

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How I get through most days at work

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Stop posting your problems on facebook.

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Let's all just pretend, shall we?

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We all have that one friend...

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One of my all time favorites

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Unsubscribe apprehension

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Things no one says

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Mixed messages

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Thieves

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Almost every weekend!

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Just saying

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The one that got away

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The many benefits of wine

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Because you're a self-made woman

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Oh, the intricacies of being a parent...

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Sometimes the lyrics need a tweak

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Heaven spelled backwards...

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Sorry, NSA

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Having to deal with people like you isn't helping

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Pretty much sums up Facebook moms

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Do they know?

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Gossip

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mother-in-laws

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How I start my weekend

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Yeah, I made this.

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I win!

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Classy level: Heroic

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Nickels

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Pretty much.

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Not sure if I'd rather say this to my boss or the clients

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Makes my day every time

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Breakfast in bed

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Did it hurt?

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A poem about me....

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It's not what you think

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This once cost me a night on the couch.

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Mixed drinks

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That's very helpful

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My thoughts during the Thanksgiving Day Parade

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I often think of having another kid

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When talking to customers

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You don't say?

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I thrive where others can only survive, not to brag.

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Lesson one

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I've got amazing flirting skills...

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lady rally

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When did I even eat that?

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Friends and family

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Why does facebook?

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Um, okay then...

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Hot bitchy girls

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Friday

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Gun Free Zones

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My day today...wait, my week. (don't care if a repost)

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Stupid autocorrect!

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TV

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I would love a beer!

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Like a series of pop quizzes

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Smartphones

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Calm down!

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Extreme couponing

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Thought for the day

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A song for you

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Man in uniform

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Everything but

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I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance

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You're grammar

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Just got a job on the night shift

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Magic power of sex

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How my boss frustrates me the most

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Don't we all!

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At least my friends seem to think so

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Fine dining? I think not.

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Words of wisdom

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I know the feeling.

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Exhaustion

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Story of my life

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...some cats...

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First time poster on this subreddit. I thought i'd share what my buddy sent me while I was studying for the GRE today.

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shit just got real.

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The problem with Facebook

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Bam.

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Financial Advice

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I invite you swimming because

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Taking your kids to work

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Uplifting

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Roughing it in the summer

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We need these kinds of warning signs!

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Pretty much describes my mood yesterday at work.

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Diet

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