All I have

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Seriously, I'm done.

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I'll just be a stripper

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Marriage

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Real friends-

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Grammar

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Such wisdom to be gained from our youth.

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Prettier

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Simple yet genius

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Slut

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Why is it acceptable?

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We NEED more people like this!!

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You look so familiar

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Not impressed

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After recent events, surely somebody out there must feel the same way as me...

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Doing calculus homework when 2 a.m. rolls around

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Drinks. Dinner. Hotel.

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Laughter is the best medicine

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BMI Chart

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Birth control

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Much too logical

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Otherwise known as comfortable

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My favorite hiking experience.

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I'm sure everyone else was thinking this as well

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Needs to be said more often, to more people.

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Your inconvenience saves lives.

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Problems with problems

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Leftover what?

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How much does it hurt?

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Cleaning time

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Everything is made in China

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Yep. Sounds about right.

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For those of you with kids to take care of....

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Get to steppin' (from one college student to another)

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Everytime

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9 year olds today

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Good beer

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I Dreamed

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Turn of a phrase

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Here here!

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at least Reddit has me figured out...

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Offended

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Life is short

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Tried this today - it really works!

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It's best to be prepared

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Gay?

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This is me everyday

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How I usually feel about customer service these days... First Post

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I'm really impressed by the number of alternative facts on your resume.

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The paper sack cure

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Looking at you, Arizona...

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How High Are You?

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Don't act like you haven't.

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Oh, look...

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If you'd like a response

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It's getting old.

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It's much more fun

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Doc says I have to stop masturbating

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My usual lunch

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The Internet, My SO

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Watch out, kids

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Perfect for the rainy day today

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American Flags

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We go together

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How kids insult each other now a days

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Mosquitos

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Mondays

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Affordable vacation

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And it's good for you

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Google

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Completely true.

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Happy Boss Day, from a teacher.

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Priorities

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Taking it too far

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Summer day

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Every day

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Kids

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Texting and driving

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We all know someone like this...

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Muffin tops galore!

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Lyrics

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Oh, my God! This week needs to end!

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It would be nice

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I'm starving!

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It's good to have goals.

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It really gets you going

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Perfect

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After a long day at work...

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Sums up my relationship with Facebook. (Xpost r/funny)

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It's not shyness

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Avid reader problems

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It's an eye opener

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It would get my vote

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So would I

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I'm at that point

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Sarcasm FTW

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Why marry the cow?

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Just too logical

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Skinny Jeans =

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When you feel powerless...

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What happens when you have a friend who also uses reddit.

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Best wishes

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There is hope for my ex after all.

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Stfu

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Without God

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What were you thinking?

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Love nice stuff!

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Welp. Good world cup America.

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Tax season

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The internet has ruined me.

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I'd call that productive

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I wonder how many redditors are old enough to remember this?

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Call me old fashioned

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Republican Senate

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Take that, birds!

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Yes, it's that important

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What was I thinking?

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Oh dear, dinner time just got serious.

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Dogs know.

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Realism on the Food Network

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It's more fun than it should be

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Fourth of July

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Improper use

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When I say Hate, I mean ...

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No excuses required

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Dear sneeze,

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Ripped off again this year

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I hate it when this happens.

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Everyone on the East Coast

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yolo

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Today my mom told me I swear too much and that it might offend people. I sent her this.

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People watching

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I don't get it.

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Work

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Because bacon

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Don't be a SLOB!

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Why..?

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What women really want.

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We've all done it

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A legit suggestion.

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This accurately describes redditing at work

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Passing time

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Too late

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I'm not going to explain this again, Grandma

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How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

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The hardest thing about Monday is NOT saying this

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Go for the good stuff

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Or win imaginary arguments

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And yours is no different

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