Christmas Shopping

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95% of redditors

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Accurate

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Clever wordplay goes a long way

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I can't be the only one

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Gaining Followers

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Yep, all of them.

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A healthy dinner.

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It makes me want to cry

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New hire orientation

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Whore

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The fun drunk

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We've all gotten this call.

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Challenge accepted!

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My BF and I compete to see who can say the strangest thing in a crowded elevator. I won yesterday with this line.

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Healthy eating

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Disney lies

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Lunch at the office

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I don't recommend it

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This describes me all too well.

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Free time.

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Bitchy

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Older redditors will understand.

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Butt-dialed calls

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BMI Chart

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Shit

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Let's celebrate Columbus Day

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Trophy Wife

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Sarcasm and dry humor...

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true story

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Best Cure

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My Life

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If a Women has Sex with a bunch of guys she's considered a slut..

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Some men just want to watch the world burn...

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You are my sunshine

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Very, VERY dangerous!

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People say I'm

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A history Professor at my University has this in the door of her Office

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All the time growing up

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Tail

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Don't screw it up!

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Crazy bitch.

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Share my life

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Silver condoms

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Dollar denial

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I really shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...

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When it comes to voting.

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Going out with a bang

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Alarm Clock

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Wars....

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The war on beer would be nice

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Useful tip for college freshmen

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Can't argue with this logic.

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So that's why people don't like me. It makes much more sense now.

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Weed and horse sex

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Turns out I'm indiscriminately antisocial

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A better way

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Didn't sleep well again...

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Saw this on Facebook, thought it apt.

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I'll make that bet

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Party Planning

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Sex with a horse

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The truth about my milkshake.

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DAAA BEAARSS!

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Rolls and 6 packs

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Naked

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Love to see you

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Healthy Relationship

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True about several of my female friends

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Shit.

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That explains my mother-in-law

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Planning a Party

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Whenever someone calls me with the wrong number

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Drinking

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Witness to Halloween

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My favorite political discussions

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I'm quitting

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You're a booty call...

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The roller-coaster of life.

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The single life.

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Husbands

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Married Life...

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let's fuck

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Russia

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Rum.

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And a STD sideshow.

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Happy Father's day, ladies.

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March 15, reflecting on the true spirit of the Ides of March

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Chik-Fil-A on Gay Marriage

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My day starts backwards...

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Don't mistake this fake smile....

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The truth doesn't need an alibi.

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I ironically saw this on my Facebook feed

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Amazing butt

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Republicans' plan

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Because it's 5 degrees Fahrenheit...

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Step aside coffee....

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My girlfriend recently broke up with me and asked if we could still be friends.

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Counting sheep

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Brat

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After recent events, surely somebody out there must feel the same way as me...

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Strange New Trend at the Office

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My Life (originally posted in /r/funny by mistake)

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Employment

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Girl's night

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A new paint color...

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How I Feel Work in Phone Support

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Thinking about it this way makes it pretty sad.

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Steak

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Life..that's just the way it is.

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Just watched my dog chase it's tail for 5 minutes...

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Cause of death:

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Follow your heart.

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Perfect

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fuck this shit o'clock

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Works for me

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I don't want to brag

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Me convincing myself to join reddit.

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Self-esteem

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Customer Service

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February is such a cruel month

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My new way to pickup men.

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Every hand

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Timely

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New Workout

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Women are evil...

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procrastination

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The only e-card I've ever agreed with.

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I could see myself saying this to my friends

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Mom is a superhero

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GPS challenge accepted.

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Not my weed!

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This is true.

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I knew who my best friends were...

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Too much to drink...

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Back in my day...

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