Former bodybuilder calling someone a retard when questioned on his past workout regimen.

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Oh Man

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You guys remember when alternate timeline Phil revealed his brand new cat on stream and surprised his viewers with free $25 Amazon gift cards in celebration? I swear he's one of the nicest streamers on twitch atm.

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Phil in a nutshell.

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Lmao

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When arguably one of the best wrestlers in the world knows about you

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Jasper has been replaced

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*leans in*

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I have to warn everyone! Warning! What you may see right now is going to be absolutely DISGUSTING...

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Mighty D’s new and improved DSP Shitlist!

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Fuelled by gin and WWE Champions, another day of begging and playing games he hates

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The face of a man who loves his jahb

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Okay guys, *snort* so, I need some khantributions to buy the PS5! *leans over to chat* okay so shitheads in the chat are saying I got tens of thousands for the vest streak, wrong that’s wrong! First PayPal takes fees, then I pay to TAHxes to Uncle Sam, so uhh you idiot detractors can just get banned

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One day the trolls and paypigs will get tired of Philburt and he’ll be fucked. He has NO SAVINGS, no skills and no work ethic. At least Richard Jordanstein’s wife has an okay job and he has some savings, Philburt just pours all his money into WWE Champions

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Sudden ear gout!

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The fallen king, from youtube success to bankrupt twitch beggar

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“The cameras on huh? Must have been on the whole time, I didn’t even know. Helloooo”

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When you get a $300 “tip” and gin is on sale

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He has no sense of self awareness at all does he? The staggering hypocrisy on display here has to be seen to be believed.

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In a parallel universe, DSP is married to Pokimane

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So much salt and jealousy

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Everytime something doesn't go his way, he becomes DarksydeKaren

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Once one of LightSydePhil 's fans false flagged DSP's Twitter and got his account suspended. Instead of lying and distancing himself from the situation, LSP helped restore his account as he believed that no-one, despite their reputation, deserves to be silenced for free speech.

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One of my favourite DSP related thumbnails

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I tried enhancing that last image on the front-page, yikes!

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Back when Phil had a few friends and actually went outside

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It's official. Phil Burnell is the President Elect of the 2020 election.

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Amazon employee did a 100bit cheer and says you aren't special, wait for your Ps5 like everyone else

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A beautiful healthy normal family.

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I forgot all about when he used to do this 😭😭 “I’m married, stoopid!”

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Slow day today - decided to paint the pig in his pen

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I'm a big big big big big deal, I'm an OG, I started the whole Let's Play craze.

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bankrupt ✅ egotistical ✅ narcissistic ✅ greedy ✅ balding ✅ ebegging ✅ mobile game addict ✅ alcoholic ✅ 🚨 Khet you need to get out now, that place is toxic! 🚨

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Wildcat from the Vanoss crew disrespecting DSP

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Bugged Payment Mechanics! If you got a PS5 make sure to tweet it to Phil!

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Portion of serial killer John Wayne Gacy’s psyc evaluation...sounds like someone we know.

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Dark's Halloween 2019 Khastume: He's totally not a children's entertainer dood!

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How pigroach got the PS5

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Hi Phil! We know you’re constantly browsing The farms of kiwi, Reddit and playing WWE Champions

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Dating mechanics in video games are so immature and juvenile, I have no idea why people play it. I have a real life girlfriend so it would be totally disrespectful to her. If anyone asks me to do the dating minigames in Yakuza I'm just going to ban you because you are a no life loser troll.

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When you drop into Phil's twitch to see what kind of mainstream muck he's playing and this is the first thing you see...

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Imagine being this pathetic

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My fellow Americans..... ummmm.... donate to my Patreon over here, sound good?

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DSP going after Snort Burnell

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Living rent-free in his head. Can’t even make coffee without thinking about the trolls.

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When Twitch inevitably perma bans you and you pretend you didn’t just shit talk them the other day

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Tyrone

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YouTube Recommendations On Point

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*lean*

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Maybe Phil needs to read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius...

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How to intelligently win an argument like a true mature adult

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You're out of your element Jasper

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The kings of ebegging

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I think Phil is cognitively challenged, he shows it through poor reasoning skills, nonsensical analogies and impulsive spending habits. He misses what most of us pick up intuitively. He has some intelligence, but manifests mostly in a low-level animal cunning and manipulation.

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Good to see Dave getting picked up by Machinima again!

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The Ex-Bodybuilder Body Posture

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Pigroach vs Mentally ill, no life, jealous, troll re-streamers

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It's way more about us relaxing and interacting than the actual game!

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In case anyone was in doubt that the DSP who plays WWE Superstars is a different person and it's all one big coincidence.

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DSP dodge meme

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Happy Birthday to the # 1 Clown

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*snort* fuck you detractors *snort* it’s just a coincidence that my online status in WWE Champions matches up perfectly with my stream schedule

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Meanwhile in another universe (story in comments)

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Someone mentioned a DuRag to replace the vest? I've had this sitting on my computer for awhile now.

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I made this DSP collage to hang in my brother’s room. He hates Phil and I wanted to fuck with him.

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Our only hope

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Shoutout to whoever made this, was not me. Found it on Twitter. But good god. KEEP THE FACIAL HAIR PAUL

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“Professional” Appearance.

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What a nice guy!

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The real reason he doesn't want to get a 4K camera

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Found myself drawing a few sketches of a mature pig with a business degree

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Alright, that’s it. Until I get more khantributions, I’m stopping the stream. I’m financially destitute, so there may not even BE another stream if you guys don’t step up!

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The face of a man who did nothing wrong, who did everything correct.

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I made Hamburger Helper from SCRATCH in under an hour. SO HARD U GUISE *snort*

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DSP’s explanation why the 200 vest streak 20k isn’t really 20k

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Uhh... fellas?

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Wow this WWE Champions player sure does sound a lot like a certain PP Burnell

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This shithead doesn't know what he is talking about -Leans in-

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DownFromTheRafters, who is totally not DSP you mentally ill obsessed tractors, has been kicked from another WWE Champions faction

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Your Ahner if you actually believe what those negative assholes say about me in their slanderous videos, then you're an absolute morahn that deserves to lose their jahb.

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Even Cod WW2 was a detractor

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Big if true

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His Legacy Summed

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Comment your favourite ‘no-one’s talking to me’ moments

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The pig is salty. Must’ve watched the stream last night

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Pigroach and khat in an alternate universe

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Is this the guy?

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Watching some of the DSP Historian videos, and you can see that ear crease even better here.

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Oh no! Phil suddenly has an ear infection the day after everything went down with Nick Rekeita. Also, isn’t he supposed to be avoiding telling us things about his personal life? Someone’s scared. Yikes, Phil.

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The salty rants about other streamers and youtubers have massively increased, these rants about dyed hair, appealing to children, etc are just because he wishes could do the same thing and be rich

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The Billing of Philip

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Boogie2988 pulls out gun and fires “warning shot” at guy coming to his house, what would DSP do? Ackackackack

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I hope Phil does this again for his Christmas stream 😍😍

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Found Dave at work

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After the unexpected return of his ex to ruin his chill positive adult life, one man must fight against the odds to protect his family.

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Bugged turning mechanics

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IRS Ad on One of Phil's Old Emergency Videos

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Ack ack

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What the fuck Derich?

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Married mature adult that works hard everyday to care for his family, doesn’t have time for childish stuff like dating missions, mobile games, cooking or exercising

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Yikes. Did Phil see the update that Nancy is coming for him and he’s refusing to believe it?

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When you realized you've effortlessly ebegged over $800 in donations from your paypigs in the past 3 days and barely had to stream any gameplay

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DSP Reaction when CITI bank rep was on the phone.

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You, yes you!

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DSP's cable management

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DSP in a collared shirt is cursed

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I have thick skin!

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Merry xmas & happy holidays all!

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Gotta love when people you like on the internet show they have an equal hatred of Phil as you do.

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Choose your character

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Alright *SNORT*, we got another troll in the chat. That is grey hair for the last fucking time, my webcam just doesn’t fucking pick it up, it’s not balding, you stupid morahn, you big nosed freak, ack ack ack. You got that, good. *leans in for a ban* 👁🐽👁

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Haha, idiot. After talking shit to people who got their Xbox today, he fucks up his own order

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The Hero We Deserve

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