Drake the type of hereditary hooligan to have ancestors that looked exactly like him but wore different costumes depending on the time period1yr ⋅ Dylon_Taubert ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to run away from home carrying one of these2yr ⋅ Background-Issue6399 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to show a travel montage with a map and a dotted line marking his trail and instantly be at his destination2yr ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to have this on when someone pulls down his pants in school1yr ⋅ IWILLNEVERCHANGE ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to make this the album cover for Certified Lover Boy2yr ⋅ PKflashomega ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of gluttonous goose to shuffle a sandwich like a card deck and eat it in one gulp1yr ⋅ PrivatePepe ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of nigga to walk like this when he’s gonna do something mischievous2yr ⋅ SheikhYusufBiden ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to say “Uh oh, we’ve got company” when the bad guys pull up2yr ⋅ Bloodybaron46 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of nincompoop to have his eyes expand and go AWOOOOGA whenever he sees a 15-year-old girl2yr ⋅ EndOfTheDigitalAge ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to stare at his arch nemesis from across the street and then disappear when a bus passes1yr ⋅ angelatos ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
drake the type of guy to yell “NOOOOOO” in slow motion when something bad happens1yr ⋅ namethatchecksout_ ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of goofus to hear his friend say “it’s quiet” and immediately reply “yeah... too quiet.”1yr ⋅ KingRhoamsGhost ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to click heels on his way home after getting a kiss from his crush2yr ⋅ awakesnake ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to say, Ahhh, breakfast. The most important meal of the day. while he's eating breakfast1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude that only had one hair on top of his head when he was a baby1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of ableist bastard to be an elementary school teacher and have this poster in his classroom6mo ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of silly Billy to have a music video with his head bouncing on the lyrics1yr ⋅ Ok_Worldliness_2987 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type... ok forget Drake, do y’all ever feel called out yourselves by some of these posts?4mo ⋅ Kazoo_Commander ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of ignoramus to sit in a giant pot of stew thinking it's a bath while a nefarious evildoer chops carrots into it1yr ⋅ SaltyMelonMan ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of tragic widower to go through a tough situation and have a POV flashback to his long-gone wife snuggling up to him under an ethereal white sheet1yr ⋅ dragonoid296 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of cowardly individual to say “This place is giving me the heebie jeebies!” when exploring a haunted house1yr ⋅ Dylon_Taubert ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of sentimental soul to leave school, turn and smile at the building on his last day before saying “Sigh. You were good to me, Forest Hill Collegiate Institute.”1yr ⋅ therustlinbidness ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to be hitting a punching bag in some obscure location when a shadowy government figure appears saying the world needs you 2mo ⋅ HiryuJones ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of goon to find himself in a strange new place and be all like What is this place?1yr ⋅ Kevdel03 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to be like Come on in guys the waters fiiine when he wants his friends to swim with him1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of silly head to say “...or WHEN are we?” when his homeboy says “where are we?” after using a time machine1yr ⋅ POMNLJKIHGFRDCBA2 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to have his card decline and say “embarrassing” and make the zestiest face I’ve ever seen11mo ⋅ Mrpuffpuff196 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of clean steve to have bubbles over his private parts as he showers1yr ⋅ ballonfightaddicted ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to press his butt cheeks against another dudes butt cheeks and then they fart back and forth into each other's butts1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of corny tourist to go to Hawaii on vacation and step off the plane wearing this fit1yr ⋅ dragonoid296 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to say “Get outta here!” when his homie tells him a crazy fact2yr ⋅ Bloodybaron46 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of goody two shoes to have a bully who’s dressed like this and calls him “punk” or “dweeb”5mo ⋅ Over_Engineering_225 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of mf to make a video and watch the view count go up very quickly and exclaim “Look, it’s going viral!”4mo ⋅ TheMuchSwagDogeYT ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of heroic hooligan to go to his friend, who has transformed into a mindless monster, and tell him: „I know you’re still in there“1yr ⋅ pokipoker ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of teacher to throw a pizza party for the whole class and give every student slices like this1yr ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to ask “who’s in charge here” when getting arrested1yr ⋅ balloonz_v1 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of doo doo dunderhead to answer his test like this11mo ⋅ ballonfightaddicted ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to say Yeah, I said it after he says something controversial4mo ⋅ justsum111 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of kawaii mf to kick and roll around his bed when he gets a text from his crush1yr ⋅ Dylon_Taubert ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to have mini versions of him called “Drakelets” or “Drakelings”3mo ⋅ Over_Engineering_225 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to giggle and go, Tee hee hee! Stop that tickles! while he's getting a prostate exam1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of riding randy to say “I’m doing it! I’m doing it!” When he learns to ride his bike4mo ⋅ Over_Engineering_225 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy who has pictures of his ancestors hanging in his house that look literally just like him but with a beard or mustache4mo ⋅ One-Complaint2487 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of bozo to slip on a banana peel at the top of a staircase, bounce off every step on his way down, making a “bonk” noise, hit the bottom with the sound of a drum kit clattering and a cat screeching, and then feebly cry out “I’m okay”1yr ⋅ POMNLJKIHGFRDCBA2 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to say: uhhhh I think we might've got off on the wrong foot here when the mafia points several guns at him5mo ⋅ LavishCow ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to have an embarrassing video of him leaked on the internet so everyone laughs at him at school and it looks like this3mo ⋅ teeboneet ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of goofy rapscallion to lick his finger before turning a page on Kindle1yr ⋅ namelessvagrant_ ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of the dude to say “what’s the damage” while pulling out his wallet1yr ⋅ Ok-Challenge-2676 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of goof to wake up late for school, say Oh no I'm late! and then hurries there while rock music plays in the background1yr ⋅ 16032006 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to appear from the shadows and reveal a fact that puts the plan at risk1yr ⋅ Rodmorg ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to say “About time you guys show up” when the rescue arrives1yr ⋅ Bryfex ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of old-timey ass bozo to adopt this stance when engaging in a bout of fisticuffs with the opps1yr ⋅ dragonoid296 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to misspell a word on a reddit post and instead of deleting it or just editing it and leaving it be, he edits it and adds, edit: ...1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of mf to reply “ trust me... you don’t want to know...” when someone asks for context6mo ⋅ Neffreecss ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of bloke to when preforming bicep curls at the gym count out loud “1000, 1001, 1002...” when his crush passes by5mo ⋅ MustyBarnacle ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of no-good criminal to do leg stretches before attempting a major heist1yr ⋅ JohnParker117 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of doo doo dunderhead to receive a Z- on a test11mo ⋅ ballonfightaddicted ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to genuinely believe those cartoon theories from the early 2010’s like SpongeBob characters represent the seven deadly sins or Adventure Time is just a kid in a coma7mo ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of bonehead to say “This means war!” when his arch nemesis does a similar but better project than him3mo ⋅ IDontKnowTBH1 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of mf to daydream of himself kissing his crush, then in reality, kissing something awkward1yr ⋅ Material-Sky-4746 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to say, That's ok I could use the exercise anyways when the elevators broken and he has to take the stairs1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of soldier to yell “Go on without me!” during a battle and heroically sacrifice himself in slow motion as dramatic music plays2mo ⋅ One-Complaint2487 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to be friends with a tapeworm that pops put of his ass every once in a while and smiles and talks to drake1yr ⋅ shrekals ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to carry a large pile of obiects at once, being barely able to not collapse under the weight. Hovewer, after a single butterfly lands on said pile, drake collapses under the weight of the pile.1yr ⋅ Lacerta4 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to get rejected and say, “Oh well, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea”1yr ⋅ PotentialMethUser ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of doofus mcgoofus to answer his test like this11mo ⋅ ballonfightaddicted ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of pipsqueak to have a bully named “Buzz” or “Biff” who looks like this5mo ⋅ DaveLevey78 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of nincompoop to wake up after being unconscious and grunt then say What happened?1yr ⋅ dominantPotato420 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to comment 0% cars 0% women 0% drugs 100% real talent under a 90s rap music video1yr ⋅ Thatdesibro ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of mischievous rapscallion to break into somebody's home dressed like this1yr ⋅ HalsySmiff ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
drake the type of silly billy to say l think it's time to address the elephant in the room when confronted about the 4.2 terabytes of child porn saved on his computer1yr ⋅ MuffinWild9031 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of mf to kidnap his enemy, tie him up on a chair, put an sock in his mouth and then sit on a chair like this and then interrogate him1yr ⋅ kenwayfan ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of goofy lad to deliver a motivational speech, say now, who's with me? and then yell charge!1yr ⋅ juanfelix480 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to fall to his knees and scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the sky when he hears the news that a celebrity died1yr ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of Lugubrious Larry to poke the ground with a stick like this when he's sad1mo ⋅ scotty_puff_jr ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to say “I know karate!” When he’s only a yellow belt4mo ⋅ canadianreject565 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of villainous fella to look out at the city from the floor to ceiling window at the back of his penthouse office while holding a glass of wine and thinking about his arch nemesis then crush the glass with his hand out of rage1yr ⋅ clownkiss3r ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy who watches teen titans go just because of the asses farting that appear 24/76mo ⋅ haidafan ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of Family Feud host to ask a slightly sexual question and react like this when you give a sexual answer1yr ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
drake the type of goober to reload his last checkpoint after accidentally choosing the slightly rude dialogue option1yr ⋅ K_is_for_KAZOO ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of convict who can’t escape his cell even though the bars are spaced out enough for him to just slide through1yr ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of dude to go to school naked during “pajama day” because “these are my pjs”1yr ⋅ ballonfightaddicted ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of mf to say give me a little sugar, baby before hugging and kissing an underage girl1yr ⋅ 16032006 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to spend years digging a hole out of his prison cell, only to pop out in the courtyard right in front of the warden1yr ⋅ morsodo99 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to ask his black friend If I'm alone and just singing along, can I say it? While they're in a car together1yr ⋅ IHTCAU ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of movie star to make this face when he releases a movie this summer1yr ⋅ RubbishClipz6 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to say “let me slip into something a little more comfortable” and walk out wearing this1yr ⋅ BurtoTurtle115 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of guy to save Christmas by taking Santa's place because he's sick5mo ⋅ teeboneet ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to address his allegations by starting with Uh testing, testing... is this thing on?3mo ⋅ Byrtek ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of Verbal Vicky to say the word “sigh” instead of actually sighing upon discovering an inconvenience11mo ⋅ HelpfulApple22 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of kid to play video games while lifting his tongue outside his mouth and smiling4mo ⋅ broilovemylife ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to show all his homies in elementary school this page whilst chuckling like a moron2yr ⋅ SpudWithaDream ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of nefarious hooligan to bawl his eyes out when his first son is born7mo ⋅ Hex_9 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
drake the type of mf to say at least today can't get any worse to his homies right before a comically timed huge downpour of rain begins1yr ⋅ mulemango29 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type of racist motherfucker to go dressed like this to a Mexican restaurant6mo ⋅ haidafan ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
Drake the type to- well, hold on. Maybe...Maybe, YOU are the type to do all this tomfoolery! You- you- big poopy heads!3mo ⋅ Over_Engineering_225 ⋅ r/DrakeTheType
