In a situation like this, one should find a way to go fuck themselves.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
Hey uh, don't fuckin do this. Endangering peoples lives won't save you any money either.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
If you believe [family member] may die you should talk to me the first day of class. That's a hell of an outside conflict.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
The Berlin Holocaust memorial. Any monument you squander is spitting on the humanity that got you here.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
All I'm saying is if Bama won, they'd get Long John Silvers at minimum.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
You'll find out the hard way that it will last more than 4yrs. from r/badtattoos5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
So in this scenario where I brush my teeth with a penis, let's assume that the penis we're dealing with sparkles the cleanest of all.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
Yeah, I don’t care about other people’s pain or clothes or whatever, just get drunk yo6yr ⋅ HUMANPHILOSOPHER ⋅ r/douchey
I'll brb little guy. Just hang 10 -Some TX hurricane douche with a lifted truck and a full back seat, probably.6yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
Some towns have dog mayors. Some have crackhead mayors. This one has heritage.5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
Am I supposed to step out muh vessel to put a 24pk of water on the bottom rack?!5yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
Let's fuckin do this 1.5k subs. 👏 Block 👏 party 👏 on 👏 Discord 👏 BYOGTL 👏6yr ⋅ PetitePlethora ⋅ r/douchey
