Oh baby!

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fuck

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Carl

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Ring, the other side

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some great bdsm

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We all know why he has a candice mold

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Hmmm..?

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Put your noodle in that noodle

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Fried... horse... pussy?!

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Maybe a bit big but yu can do it

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Eye candy that’s actually sweet

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Yes plz

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Warning on a conveyor at work.

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Bar of Soap

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Cinderella got cake?

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Free dick sizing in store!

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It would be hard not to 😂

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Weiner Cleaner

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Only slightly used

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This must be what an Orgy looks like.

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cream filled

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Stick your dick in this

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Never thought I’d put my dick in a keg

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This looks like my grandma's vagina 😋😋

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Mario's one lucky guy

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Mcflurry

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Do it.

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For an out-of-this-world experience.

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The mouth of an Arctic lamprey

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I’m not crying, you’re crying!!

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I'm not afraid

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Do

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Forbidden donut

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Yes

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I don't even know what this is

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*Banana* Washer

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shit it's cute

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Blowjob machine

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⚠️🥵

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Spiderman

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Washed up on the beach still moist

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hmm

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Ants in my backyard have integrated a bolt into their tunnel system.

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I mean it’s tempting

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Their to dummy thiccc I’d risk it

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I mean, why not?

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I don’t see the problem here

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This massage parlor I went to... Felt like a condom designed for a 🐴 or 🐘

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POV

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Because why not

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Now Automatic!

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Thanksgiving gonna be lit

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Why not?

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Ye Ye

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yes

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My first post. I don’t know if this is a repost, but if it is go easy.

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try me

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Is this good?

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So do you get freaky with that thing or what? Giggity

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Dummy Thicc Epcot ball

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This is how you do things ‘round here

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Ouch

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Ehm...I...am sorry

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Someone please, kill me.

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Goose mouth

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Wait, is that for my dick? Maybe targeted advertising still follows your history on private mode

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Home made toy

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Don't you fucking dare

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Blessed sharpener.

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I think so

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Do it

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Day 2# lil pump

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Who wouldn't

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I will and you can’t stop me

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Really...actually put your dick in that

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Dew it

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Calcium is good for your bones. Every bone.

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Why not?

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Crops

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It’s a yes from me

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