I actually just love how the poor dude isn't even evil his life was just sad but he's happy doing his usual stuff because of Perry4yr ⋅ EndItAlreadyFfs ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
Never forget when Doof roasted all of America without even using an inator5yr ⋅ OneTruBatman ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
Just imagine where he would be if poetry had worked out4yr ⋅ thepferdandonly ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
The Milo Murphy's Law will continue until the sub improves4yr ⋅ TinyBreadBigMouth ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
I like to imagine one day he stopped mid-scheme and just gave it to Perry4yr ⋅ thepferdandonly ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
It’s all starting to make sense why he is the way he is (sorry it’s long)4yr ⋅ thepferdandonly ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
AH, Perry the Platypus! I see you’ve stumbled upon my Deboobinator! You see, when I was a child, I was forcibly assigned female at birth- but thanks to the Deboobinator, I can finally present the way I want to! And then, once I’ve conquered gender dysphoria, I shall conquer the Tri-state area!4yr ⋅ buffestcat ⋅ r/doofenshmirtzdialogue
