Straight out the oven? Or are you waiting for it to cool? 😮‍💨🥧

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any super Mario brother fans in this place?

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Lord forgive me

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Got looked at weird in tesco’s, little do they know I’m getting +8 karma

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Don't. Just don't

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Mmm.. cream filled donuts...

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Just don't

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hmm...

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Do be lookin kind *_THICC_* doe

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whatever that is i found in the woods

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Please do not

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Can anyone tell me what the exact opposite of this group so I can post this little treasure?

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I can feel that pain

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The urinal next to me 😂 wtf

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Was trying to make a “cucumber knife” but instead made a vegan fleshlight

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don't... DON'T!!!

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Don’t

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Dont

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Please don’t even if you have wood

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Don’t do what squidward did

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strawberry lips cake 🤭

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This thicc cherry I found

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Top left and I did it

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I'm now hamsexual

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This watermelon I bought started foaming

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The Tits Pussy Door knob 😝

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Well well

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Just don't

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I mean..

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This medieval anti masturbation device

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dick has been destroyed

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😬

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Hmmm ice cream

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Hmmm

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Might just stick with Trojans

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Because my brain can.

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I think it belongs here

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That would be unprofessional

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I was genuinely concerned to turn the page.

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I bet its naturally lubricated

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Sometimes it's too mutch

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Dear god no

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uhhhhhh

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everything reminds me of her

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Too late for this guy

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You might get a bit of a rocky reception...

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I feel like he’d enjoy it

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Plasma Cigarette Lighter

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Don’t put your dick in that

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At least take it off the stove first

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Quick, while no one's lookin...

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not that it’s bad but it’s just not right

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Brain Bug from Starship Troopers (1997)

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Hard pass

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I'm saving my body for Mario

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why are these plants so thicc

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It has been recommended I put my new piranha plant lamp here.

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thick bob

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found our work mayo like this

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Worth a try

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Don't..

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dont u dare

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Canal to carry water

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Brothers. Ouch

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Send Dunes

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See how good it feels ;)

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FB is the Wild West

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don t

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Tattoo practice rubber hand

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Train in Vienna

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No.

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auto stirring coffee mug

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Oh god please just don’t

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Hmmm

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The dragon

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Nice thighs

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Get a ladder

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Are you tempted?

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Rapex a tube-shaped anti rape device with internal barbs, inserted by a woman similar to a tampon.

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Quite indeed

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1 ring to rule them all

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🐸

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Just... just don’t

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My recently opened flan looks extremely tempting.

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It's too dangerous! Don't!

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Or... Do..?

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Just don't. Youll get a burn.

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Hoover Dam spillway tunnel, 50 feet wide & 600 feet deep.

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Don't

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Not before disinfecting at least.

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Buttery nut

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Time to make the Donuts.

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Jesus says, Not in the pink, but okay in the stink.

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Don’t mash her potatoes

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We need more Jesus...

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Sure

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Totally hypothetical situation

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Yeah...

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I'm unsure who would even have the fucking idea.

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Aw man

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😳

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Could be hard

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Had the biggest grilled oyster ever

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Starbucks is getting wild ! lol

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I feel like there's better ways to clean yourself...

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You’ll regret it...

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What kind of pour is this?

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GI Joe Kung fu grip

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2 upvotes and this dog toy gets it

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Peaches dressed in lingerie.

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Proceed with caution.

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He looks like he already did....

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Looks like it’s been around the block a few times.

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especially if you're gonna eat it after.

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I see this as an absolute win!

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Found this, thought it belonged here

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Vert the ferk.

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Ribbed for absolutely no one’s pleasure

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Cooked and ready.

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I mean he does look pretty happy

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Man got stuck having sex with the holes on a bench in Hong Kong.

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