Dread Lich George Washington

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All Hail!

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Dragon can’t speak Dragon

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Anon casts Speak with Dead

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I mean, red text, but still counts.

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When you come to the enchanted forest/wrong neighborhood

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sometimes you really gotta spell it out

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Anon plays with spellcasters

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Goblins worship gold tablet

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Helbrook

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Anon casts haste

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Anon teaches a girl D&D

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Worst D&D players ever

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The worst type of player?

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Jedi Must Be Trained From A Young Age

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How best to play evil

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Asshole kills a baby

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Wholesome DnD (xpost Tumblr)

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Are You Sure You Want To Do That

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I hate being railroaded

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I... I can't think of a worse DM (not even the DM of OMJ was this bad)

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The prince and the “Paw”per

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Anon teaches a girl D&D

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Theft

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Anon plays in an evil campaign.

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Red Flag

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Rejecting The Call To Adventure

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Alternative Starts

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DM hates Martial classes

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He must have a very low opinion of adventurers.

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AWOOOOGA

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Wow, what

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Dragonborn don't eat vegetables

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Anon has Heart as Pure as his Class

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Anon's DM gets lanced

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Still wanna know what that fuckin sword was

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The real treasure were the friends we lost along the way

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Cat girl

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Chaotic Evil problem solving

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Anon Hates Warforged

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Material requirements suck

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Stereotypes

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Lich problems

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It's been a while so here's Sir Bearington again.

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The whole package

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Fighter gets rid of the drugs

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Anon is a mischievous fellow

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Anon outsmarts metagamers

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Racism in D&D

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Coffee

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OP doesn't know how to run a sandbox

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TFAL: Main Character Syndrome

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NPC Betrayal

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Fighter speaks goblin

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Campaign continues

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Upperclass PC

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Druids of the Coast

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How to beat a gelatinous cube

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Tales from Adventurer's League: Gift from the DM

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Underage PCs

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Anon got new dice

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Bones Are Just Interior Decorating

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Anon DMs a weeb

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The Shapeshifter

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Clean up crew

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Op stops the game

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Tales from Adventurers League: Door Destroyer

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PC Parents

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XP For RP

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Dispose Of Your Cursed Items Responsibly

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Assisted Suicide

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Scars don’t matter

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Warforged Barbarian

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Barbarians

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Anon isn't too fond of dice towers

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Oh No: Otters and Orangutans

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Worst D&D players ever, part 4

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Roll for your Familiar

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Anon and the Paladin

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It be like that sometimes.

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My lore is ruined!

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Always read the fine print.

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Class Features Exist For A Reason

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Denied

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DMs Are Not Trained, But Rise To The Occasion

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Sometimes You Should Just Quit The Campaign

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Are you winning dad?

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Staying In Character No Matter The Cost

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Petty DM

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Honestly, I dig it

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The cleric

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Indeed...

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Nat 1 On Insight

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Egg

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Just Talk To People

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Anon is Protective of Their Familiar

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Great taste imo

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I had OpenAI generate a D&D greentext

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Old but gold

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Anon plays a Wizard

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Anon Didn’t see on 18

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The Rat

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Meeting another DM in the wild

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TFAL: The Paladin's Dilemma

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Sacrifice

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Anon loves god too much

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Cleric is a Team Player

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Tales From Adventurers League: Race change

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Paranoia But It's DnD

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This kid is going places

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Anon Dies a horrible death

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PC Outplays DM

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Scientifically explaining magic

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The tables have turned

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Taurus the Wonder Horse

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The last resort

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Death of a PC

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Panch Villa Warlock

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Sounds like a ba(r)d idea

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I'd accept it for free

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DMs Are Not Trained, But Rise To The Occasion?

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Character motivation

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Sexual harassment in the workplace

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My DM really thinks of everything while I do not

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Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

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There Is One Impostor In The Party

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Last session in 50 words

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The Fall From Grace Is Swift

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Barbarian Fails Sanity Check

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The NPC rogue

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The Sorcerer and The Artificer

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The Uno reverse card

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Best Girl

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This Bolt Is Not For You

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Two Handed Weapon Specialization

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The Edgiest of DM types (AKA Grimderp)

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Chaotic Evil Diplomacy

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The Princess

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Anon's party finds a broom

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Anon describes monster dick

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How to gain reputation

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The Paladin and The Prostitute

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Let's a go!

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The Gem

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How to Introduce Animal Races Without RPing a Furry

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Robespierre, Get The Guillotine

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Dm hates comedians

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Commoner party

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The female fighter

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The Red Energy Field

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