2282 best r/divorcedbirds images on Pholder | “No, honey! Wait! It’s not what it looks like!” But by the panicked look in their eyes, she knew she had caught them in the act.

“No, honey! Wait! It’s not what it looks like!” But by the panicked look in their eyes, she knew she had caught them in the act.

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Jacques could finally spend all he ever wanted on mustache wax with Louise gone. He could finally let his whiskers free and be the bird he was meant to be.

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Although it was a cliche, Sharon had to admit that there was something irresistible about Ricardo. As a younger man, he was as colourful inside the bedroom as he was outside, and Sharon hadn’t felt this desirable in years.

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Bob stopped her dancing once they got married. A woman's place is in the home!. But Bob was gone now and Sarah could return to the ballet dancing she so loved.

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Please don't leave, Susie. What I lack in life ambitions I make up for in eyeball volume!

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Long after they separated, Barb and Jim still fought often. Their biggest quarrel was over which one of them got to have sex with Randy. But eventually, they realized they could get back together and both have sex with Randy.

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Hey Kathy, it's Ben. I know Saturday is usually the night I leave you threatening voicemails, but I have a destination wedding to go to this weekend and will be very busy, so I'm doing it tonight. Anyhoo, I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET LEAVING ME BITCH! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

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As Linda and Todd stare at the beautfiul scenery, they both realized that their marriage is over. The expensive trip to reconnect wasn't enough to salvage the marriage. They both know their best wasn't good enough for the other anymore

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Victoria's first stop after the lawyer's office was the salon. Now that the divorce papers were signed she was no longer bound to Joseph's stifling modesty rules and wanted to look as spectacular as she felt. Look out world, it's Vicky's time to shine!

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“Omg, theres Leonard. I can’t believe he showed up. I know right, she got the nest and everything, like, even the vacation nest in Miami. I would just die, just die of shame before I-Oh, hi Leonard! You’re looking good man. Have you lost weight?”

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The dating scene had changed in the last 8 years. Now all of the ladies wanted birds who were *at least* 6 inches tall. John was only 5.7 inches so he stood up REALLY straight and hoped for the best. Tonight's date was with a 6'1 ostrich; maybe from her vantage point, his height wouldn't matter.

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The day Lorraine had dreaded for so long finally came. Just as she was shopping for some White Claw and Doritos, she found herself eye to eye with the dreaded Jolene. The colorful harlot that convinced Harold to finally fly the coop.

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Sharon did a hair toss, checked her nails, “Baby how ya feeling with that giant log over you” ..Clive was not her problem anymore and she felt good as hell

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Every face of looking back at Ted in the Divorced Men Over 50 Support Group was a reflection of his own - a terrible, unflattering reflection.

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Brigitte had been divorced for a year now and her ex had yet to pay a single penny of child support. Today was the day she would bring the wrath of the courts down on that cheap bastard.

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When Joe married Carol after high school, he was in denial of his true self. After 17 years of marriage, he need to be the real Joe. Carol didn't take it well and moved back home to her mother. Joe felt liberated to come out of the closet. Joe never knew he had such amazing style. Joe is rocking it!

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Since the divorce was finalized Bruce wasn’t going to take Lucindas snarky comments anymore. Yeah he bleached his hair blonde and and dyed his gobble neck red.. and what about IT?

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Patty the partridge was lost. In an age where divorcees usually get at least half, she got nothing. Her eyes were red from crying, her mascara running. She was nothing now that Todd had the Pear Tree.

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*Buzz* Scheana looked down to see a text from her estranged husband Mike. They hadn't spoken in weeks. Scheana looked at the text. 'We need to talk'. Omg, he wants to get back together, Scheana thought to herself. A slow smile spread to the corners of her mouth. 'It's all happening', she whispered.

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Yea, Foghorn's new GF is beautiful, but shallow and high maintenance. She hated the luxury dust spa vacation, and turned her nose up at the 3 star worm restaurant. And he keeps feeling that she's taking advantage of his fame. He now realizes he never felt that way with Henrietta.

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Yes, Maura showed up to her divorce hearing in her wedding dress, determined to prove she was a loving not unstable wife and mother.

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Gwen’s always been a shy gal, a bit meek maybe. When she flew in on Greg and that finch from work last month, she flapped off quietly without a fuss. She’s now working on knowing who she really is and with her new auburn ‘do, fancy cardigan from Chicos, and brave new attitude, she’s gonna find out.

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After Prince Harold's divorce last year, he declared then, I shall not engage in courting ever again, for so long as I shall live. The story though does not end there. The Prince met a fair maiden a fortnight ago and decided, I shall don my finest tunic and invite Miss Sophia to the royal ball.

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Extra long extensions? $500. The new eye shadow palette from Sephora? $75. Watching your ex-husbands jaw drop when you walk in the court house? Priceless. #HotBirdSummer

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Randall didn't know what to do when that cutie started talking with him at the bar on his first night single, but the night ended up much better than he expected

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An affair? With the au pair? He wouldn't dare! But he did-in the car, at the bar, on the floor, by the door, on the stairs...they did it anywhere, who cares! When his wife found out, oh, she was grim...then she laughed and said, Zophia-you can f&%king HAVE him.

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Violet kept repeating to herself, I am strong, I am beautiful, I am confident.

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Martha wasn't pleased about taking in the neighbor kid, but she couldn't let him stay out in the cold either. So she let him stay as long as he needed. It was for the best

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Malena still couldn't believe it. Thrice divorced after a hunter broke her wing 22 years ago, she finally found a lifelong companion in Klepetan. He still migrates 13,000 kilometers every Spring so he can see his dear Malena.

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Barb, contemplating if she should get back into the dating scene

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Dylan attacked the keyboard after he saw his wife commenting on Yahoo news. Seriously Kari? 'LOL'? NihlistNewt23 gets a 'lol' for his Brexit comment? When was the last time that *I* got a lol? Our wedding night? Well good luck typing ANYTHING now you egregiously feathered HARLOT!

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“Oh of course, darling! If you have to work late you have to work late. I completely understand.” Betty smiled as she hung up the phone. James had to “work late” again with his secretary. Little did he know about the camera she had set up in the office. Soon “working” would be all James had left.

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As Loretta walked casually through the garden, a realization hit her: she was free from George’s temper and his harsh criticism. She adjusted her favorite hat (one that George had always hated) and breathed a sigh of contentment. Tomorrow was a new day.

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Suzanne was fed up, she’d had enough of the rut and finally left her bore of a husband, the first thing she did was get her hair cut and blown out. Look out world, Suzanne is gone and Suzy is here to stay!

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Craig was confidant in his new hairstyle until he spotted his ex-wife Sylvia mocking him with her friends. He gripped his twig tightly to steady himself against her laughter.

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All the years of drugs, sex and Rock & Roll were etched on Mick's beak. Those young chicks still got hot under the feathers for his moves and now this physician was telling him to slow down??

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Hubert soon learn that there was nothing more humiliating than showing up to your sons soccer match with the same haircut as your ex wife

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Alimony Money? New Necktie!

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Franklin vastly preferred being single to being with someone who called him Barney because she thought it was funny. Franklin always had a far more mature wit.

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Louise never thought she'd find love again after Fred ripped her heart into little pieces. Thankfully, she was wrong.

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One day, Jenny got totally annoyed with the Tinder crowd so she put on her finest and decided to get her toes wet in a different manner. Dating is a great thing - I love it! But sometimes, a walk at the beach to clear my head is what I need to think about my future. I'll get back on Tinder later.

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Though Carl had no biological kids of his own, he cherished bringing his step son to school every morning

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Laser focused, Scott poured every ounce of himself into his work after the breakup. He returned to his nest in the evenings fully spent, too exhausted to think about Lisa and all the wasted years.

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“And by the way,” Eliza said over her shoulder as she walked away from Byron for the last time. “I’m taking the car too.”

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Sharon looked at the set table and the tree laden with presents. Only half an hour until Derek returned the kids and Christmas could begin for her. God knows what her ex mother-in-law had fed them for lunch but in the spirit of Christmas she decided it wasn’t her problem and she wouldn’t dwell on it

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Susan’s Christmas photo this year was bound to turn heads. Her new man was tall, handsome and a different species. She secretly wished someone would show it to her ex.

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Don't be sad boy. This is not your fault. Your mother and I will always love you.

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Jerry never appreciated her long legs. But now Erica wasn't holding back. She was going to strut her stuff around town like she was young all over again

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Roger and Deloris' marriage was irretrievably broken when they each joined different street gangs: Deloris chose Crips, Roger the Bloods.

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As Dan finally told Loretta the truth about his past homosexual encounters he braced for her reaction. Surprisingly, she was very supportive and told him she had known for years and that she wanted him to be happy. Tonight, he stepped out feeling free to be himself wearing his favorite blue top.

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Phil’s wife visited him in jail to tell him it was over.

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Deborah grew up in a cult that forced her into an abusive marriage at 14. Five years later, she’s finally free. The divorce papers in her hands are her ticket to a new life.

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“Screw Robert for never letting me get my lashes done before, I look great!”

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Is it the weight? I can lose it, Max. Look, I just put QUINOA on the grocery list. Is it my laugh? I know you've always hated it. I can change it...ha-Haha, see? Is it- Max interrupted, It's not you, Ana...it's us. I'm so sorry. Ana nodded as the snow fell in undulating waves on her face.

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“We lost touch long ago; you lost weight, I did not know you could ever look so nice after so much time.” Eddie wasn’t great with words but since so much time had gone by Brenda cut him some slack. It was just nice to be together again, sharing a meal. It was no Italian restaurant, but that was ok.

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Patrick was worried about how this divorce would affect the children. Christmas would look different from now on. Is he making the right decision?

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That's MY Donna Karan jacket with the misshapen iPhone pocket and the unevenly ascending hem, you pathetic Android owning air wench! As the years wore on and the alimony got smaller, the first wives club's monthly shopping trips to the Tanger Outlets had gotten just a tad more competitive.

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Travis has always told her that red lipstick made her look like a whore. Wendy decided that it was about time she stopped caring what Travis thought. To hell with him, this red lipstick and funky eyeliner made her look fabulous.

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Marsha walked into the club and went straight to the restroom. Her makeup was too much, and she felt ridiculous. It was her first night out since the split, in years really, and all she cared about was how long till she could politely leave and go eat ice cream.

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Meriberh leaves her husband, coming to terms that she isn't the bird society expects her to be. She flies into the future of the unknown only to meet the love of her life named Bethany

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Byron was finally ready to get back out there. Marcy had moved on so why shouldn’t he? He dug out an Ed Hardy shirt and a pair of Affliction jeans from the last time he was single and winked at himself confidently in the mirror. Look out ladies, the B-Bird is back.

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Watch your diet, huh? snorted Gwen to herself Keep your figure trim, yeah? I wouldn't eat that second helping, eh? Screw you, Brock, I got your money, I got the kids, and I'm going to eat ALL the helpings!

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Brandon tried to fill the hole left by Norma at the gym. Unfortunately, he never heard of Leg Day.

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So what do you think?! Bethany always supported Tammy's impulsive choices in the past but had she known the color of the DIY boxed dye was flaming cheetos orange she might have urged her friend to celebrate her fresh singledom in other ways. Bethany was now trying to find a polite way to answer 😱

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Danphe would never take less than perfection. Even her hat that adorned her head had to be perfect. Bruce was never perfect so Danphe paid to get him taken care of.

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Dave had heard all about this club the kids called The Basket. He donned his best white leisure suit and trotted out all his old dance moves. But when he tried to get down, the ladies weren't impressed...

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MacKenzie finally got her share of Jeff's wealth. After the long court battle was over she couldn't believe how happy she was and proud of herself, fighting for her right of financial security. First thing she bought was not a Birkin but a yacht.

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'You're wasting your time with those vapid friends of yours' Darryn would always say. 'Time that could be better spent'. At long last, Jordana agreed. She decided to spend her time kicking him out instead. Girls night had never been sweeter.

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It was his first date since June had left. He didn’t feel ready, but he knew it was time. It was nothing special, just dinner and a movie, but somehow it felt like much more. He heard the bell ring as the restaurant’s door opened, and he looked up. He smiled. It felt good.

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Jennifer knew about the other women of course, she was no fool. But alas, Bradley did not know about her two lawyers. But he would soon, oh he would very soon.

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Carol was tired of feeling sexless. After her divorce was finalized she booked a boudoir photoshoot just for herself, so she could start the process of falling in love with Carol again.

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Ryan and his escrow lawyer are here to collect his belongings from the marital nest.

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Drake really didn't care about their causes when he joined the march, he was just hoping to get his face on TV so that his Ex could see him again, now that she had the restraining order in place.

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Gerald was tired of Linda sucking the color out of his life.

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Picture it: Warped Tour '98. A strapping young man in JNCO jeans, a ball chain necklace, and dirty Vans woos a lovely girl wearing half the Delia's catalog. That young man was Jay and that girl had just walked off with the lake house and alimony.

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Cassandra thought she would come home early to surprise Randolph only to find him with that dirty egret

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Bethany looked into the past one more time before leaping into the future. In the future she won't be ridiculed for being too masculine compared to her husband

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I'm really bad at storytelling but this Danny DeVitto bird looks like he had a rough divorce after 35 years of marriage, and has now to learn to cook and clean for himself finally because Edna isn't there for him anymore

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Oh shit - there she is! Can't let her see me, she'll just bitch she needs more alimony to maintain the same lifestyle.

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He couldn’t get the words out of his mind. “Lifeless Fowl.” How could Barb be so cruel? Stan decided he needed something drastic. Something youthful. Something... punk rock.

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Janice stared back at herself in her ivory wedding dress, reliving what was the happiest day of her life, mustering up the courage to toss it in the trash. Greg was dead to her, and so were the happy memories of their marriage. She knew it was time to let go.

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No such thing as too blonde ...

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Norman felt the color drain from his face as he watched his wife share a piece of beef jerky with her 'totally literally only work husband hahaha'. That used to be 'their' thing. Even though his wife denied it, Norman knew that he paled in comparison to Wilson from social media marketing marketing.

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Rowena's strategy to find her next husband involved the previously described dramatic outfit and carefully targeted window shopping. With her delicate smile carefully in place, not a hint of how her past two husbands had departed could possibly be even guessed at..

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Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Carole here at big cat rescue, here to talk about our new lynx! Also today my hubby got up early early *early* to go to Costa Rica hope he wasn't packed in like sardine (oil) on the flight lol MEAT GRINDER WHAT MEAT GRINDER anyway Zoe the Lynx loves her new home!

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Its been years since someone held her like that and in that moment she knew everything was going to work out

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Frank was trying his best to be a Big Bird. He only allowed himself to cry once a week in the car. But when he picked his daughter up on the dumpster side of the Applebee's parking lot and she said, Mom's new boyfriend is my new favorite dad FYI, well, he felt like a very small bird indeed.

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Tindbird profile: I might have a few more years on me than the other birds on this site but I keep it fresh and own my own nest

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The trip to Serge, Hairstylist to the Stars, wasn't the least bit cheep, and the color job took five long hours. But when Helga stepped out of the nest, she felt like a million bucks. And the seven-figure divorce settlement from Hank certainly took the sting out of things.

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Oh, you mean this old thing? Said Loretta as she seductively sucked a on a berry. She was no young chick anymore, but with Henry off with his mistress she still needed her A-game to enact her revenge.

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Starting over, Woody formed a punk rock band and renamed himself: Rude Pecker

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Joanne and Mitchell tried hard to keep going as highly competitive Ballroom Dancers on a professional level after their relationship failed but ultimately: no amount of costuming could hide the cracks...

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Gina may have lost the support of her parents and siblings during the divorce, but her new found family accepted her as she was.

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Yes, it had been foolish to think he was the soulmate Candice had been waiting for after 2 divorces. Bob read online that a new haircut is the way to make a bold statement. To get his dignity back. In hindsight, the court appearance probably wasn't the best time to experiment with the combover.

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Thrice divorced, Rudolph's IBS became apparent to all after taking a swirl at the single's bar. He panicked when he noticed the TP trail behind him.

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“You two are shit parents, you know that? You only loved me if you could use me to spite each other! Now get the hell out of my nest, or I’m calling the cops!”

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He 'stay the course', ...., he divorce, but most importantly he remorse.

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Magda looked in the mirror under the harsh lights of the court ladies room and saw a stranger. The new divorcee staring back looked like she'd been through 20 years of hell. She will never forgive Stephan for taking away her youth and beauty.

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It was Ron's first step back into the goth club, the goth club where he had met Raven... But Raven was gone now, and before him stood Charlotte. Before he could utter a word he was caught in the young temptresses' web, blind to her interest in him only for his collection of original Bauhaus records.

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Steve was a little desperate and looking for love in all the wrong places after the divorce. He figured he'd try to pick up some seagals by the garbage cans. With a positive attitudeit was a garbage can and not a garbage cannot He'd find love eventually.

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Since Colin left, money had been tight for Brenda. She watched every store clerk count out her change these days.

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Margot gazed out the window at the glassy dew covering her freshly lain perennial garden. She bought the best flowers the nursery had to offer. Sure, they were expensive, but who cares, she can do anything now that she’s free. Then she notices the flowers are wilting... just like everything does...

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Delphine bought the biggest hat she could find for her daughter’s wedding. Her fat, lazy ex turned up in his best Asda tracksuit, down which he’d dribbled some egg and lager.

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It was at this moment that Tina realized, she was done with Bradley’s philandering ways.

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Lulu’s ex had given her grief about her weight, so after her divorce she joined a BBD (Big Beautiful Doves) app. Now she was getting more tail from more doting cocks than she ever imagined.

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Matthew knew that dividing possessions with Mina would not be easy. He had not anticipated her intense anger, however. As Mina had tried to take their car, he had jumped in front of it, fully expecting her to stop. But she had run him over. Now he was speeding down the highway to hell at 100 mph.

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Why yes, I HAVE done something different with my hair - thank you for noticing! I was due for a change... chirped the newly-single Stephanie, to Steve, a cute guy who lived in the same apartment building

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With his wife no longer around to talk sense into him, Jeffery could finally move forward with his plan to gentrify the neighborhood.

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The bird in the mirror had two faces - Jerome the family man, and Lady Marmalade, drag Queen. He didn’t know, but his worlds were about to collide that night.

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Martha walked out on Dan with nothing but a smile on her face. No more two week old flop sweat, no more toenail clippings in the bed sheets, no more him.

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Porscha has always cared about her appearance. But after years of neglect and critique by Frank, walking down the street in her favourite stilettos after the divorce has been finished, she finally felt beautiful again, and seen.

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I can quit anytime! Eugene had shouted as Stacey left with the chicks, I don't need alcohol, I'll show you! but when she stepped outside of her new apartment to go to work, Stacey saw that nothing had changed.

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Screw Paul. Lena would find someone who appreciated her personality and wasn't focused on how normal-looking her feet were.

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Cynthia had always forbade him to dance, but she was gone, finally, and he was free. Free to return to his true love. As he prepared to step onto the water, he hoped he still had what had made him the Prince of the Lake, all those years ago...

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Thought this would fit here

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It's so nice to run into another woman who went through what I did, all because of the way she likes to dress observed Meg. Yea, so nice for me too! So, I'm heading to the tailor's - you really need to meet the seamstresses there. Come on, I'll introduce you gestured Claire, and off they went.

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With her new dye job Barb strutted into the club like she never had before, confidence boiling over.

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After the divorce, Janice was scared she would get desperate for money and get sucked into a pyramid scheme. Luckily, she found a niche growing psilocybin and selling it to squirrels down at the junior college, which was slightly better.

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Derek posed for his new tinder profile photo. Anne-Marie had said his eyebrows looked ridiculous, among other spiteful things. Now, though, he held his head tall. His eyebrows were part of his person, and he would flaunt them with pride

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What kind of wine do you like? Red AND white? Wow. You like to travel? To London AND Italy? And you drank wine in Italy? Amazing, wow. And you love marathons? Netflix marathons. Of just The Office. You're a Pam and you want a Jim. Wow. Ken was realizing that the dating 'pool' was now a salt flat.

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Look, Alice, I get that you're not happy with me and you want to leave. I love you too much to hold you back from that. But. I've been looking at some numbers, and...we really should try to have a couple of kids. I know that it sounds crazy but...just trust me on this, okay?- John Klinedodo, 1681

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Janice watched with barely suppressed glee as her ex was led into the meat processing plant. It had taken a great deal of well placed bribes sprinkled with blackmail, but it was finally done. As the doors slammed shut, she began to laugh.

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