896 best r/different_sob_story images on Pholder | I broke both my arms and legs in a skydiving accident on the week that Tears of the Kingdom came out. To save myself from spoilers I'm having my mom play the game for me while I direct her, this is the most frustrating experience of my life.

I broke both my arms and legs in a skydiving accident on the week that Tears of the Kingdom came out. To save myself from spoilers I'm having my mom play the game for me while I direct her, this is the most frustrating experience of my life.

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Just about to make some people late for work lol

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I made a third person shooter that forces you to attend the funeral of everyone you killed to teach you the impact of your actions

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It's been 57 years to the day when my grandad (on the left) disappeared suddenly. By recreating everything he did that day, every day, I intend to find out what happened and I won't rest until I do. My hypothesis is that he was followed by, then abducted by the UFO you can see in the sky behind him.

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Do you think I can fit this tall boy up my ass?

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Just stole a car and it came with all these goodies!

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History repeats: just like dad, I got my first girlfriend at 21.

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Getting started on my Olympic weightlifting career!

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In 1943 Nazi Germany experimented on making super soldier babies. This is a colorized photo of Lukas Muller. The plan was deemed a success but with the fall of Hitler 2 years later, the plan was ultimately abandoned. Baby Lukas was able to lift 20 pound weights at 58 weeks old.

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This is the last picture ever taken of my grandmother. Minutes after it was shot, the wind threw her over the ledge. She was never a good swimmer. R.I.P., granny.

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I'm a heroin addict who steals Christmas gifts from college kids to fund my habit. Here's my latest score.

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This witch has managed to avoid the ocean's tide for many eons. Today she finally slipped and melted in its merciless waters :)

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Cops finally arrested me for shoplifting from Sephora. Thought I looked so good in the back seat that I had to sneak my phone in through nature’s pocket to take this selfie.

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My cousin Allison suffers from distortelbotis, a rare genetic condition that causes her elbows to bend backward and impaired learning abilities. She's always keen on showing the world that it's possible to overcome anything with sheer determination. Here is a portrait she drew of her cat Fluffy.

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My wife and I are both blind. This year we decided to go and hunt our own turkey for Thanksgiving. Our guide told us we caught a rare hairy turkey. The meat was very tender.

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Guy on my plane was watching porn on a calculator.

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Since Halloween is probably getting cancelled this year, check out my costumes from the last three years!

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I said fuck the haters and got married in full medical fetish gear

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Had a tinder date today. I wanted to snap a pic of her tits so I told her I wanted to take a picture of our food. Not the best view but it will do

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I had the swastika removed after finally leaving the cult.

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My mom loved tea. I store her ashes in this tea kettle urn. A guest came over and said they would make us all tea. It wasn't until after that I realized they used my kettle urn. Turns out my mom has an earthy flavor with hints of hibiscus.

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Ran out of cold brew coffee filters, so I had to improvise!

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When your creepy uncle says he'll tune your guitar but he cops a feel instead.

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Finally, it took 37 attempts to break the century old school record. This video shows James leaving the toilet after taking the largest shit every recorded in the schools history. His mom is very proud of his achievement.

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Almost forgot to give my pet cigarettes their daily bath, how silly of me

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My wife and I vacuum pack my semen and store it in the fridge for future use, but since she just left me I'm offering my stockpile to whoever wants it. First come, first served.

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Today, I only ate food that slaves in the 1830s were allowed to eat, so I could know firsthand what it’s like to experience racism in America.

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I hate erosion. Here I am gently placing soil back into the river bottom. There will never be another Grand Canyon. Not on my watch.

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After dealing with insanity and schizophrenia I finally got my roommate to pose for my photography class. Here she is on my bed!

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We moved to Wisconsin. It's...certainly a place.

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Nicotine patch challenge sweeping up teenagers on social media sites, says concerned parents.

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Meet Soup. No, it’s not a cute name, I just literally didn’t start cooking yet.

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Just finishing off my Mr. Freeze costume with injecting liquid nitrogen into my veins.

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Me and my brother visiting Ground Zero a few hours after the towers collapsed.

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Here I am taunting some stupid shopkeeper that dared to insist I properly wear my mask. That'll teach him.

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One last picture before my hair transplant tomorrow.

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Local homeless shelter has been trying to grow their own vegetables. Not on my watch.

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Squirrels keep nibbling my crops. Let's see them nibble on white phosphorus.

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My AOC cosplay.

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Hock was the best Great Dane I ever had the pleasure of knowing.

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Can we celebrate healthcare workers FINALLY getting the relief they deserve by having priority access to euthanasia?

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I decided that my graduation was the best time to let my husband know I was done with his shit and getting a divorce

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Skipped work after both my parents died, so I got fired, and now my wife took the kids and I'm about to lose the house. At least I can light one up again without having to worry about failing a drug test though 🤣 🤣

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My amoeba finally popped the question and I said YES!!

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I've finally decided to live my true life!

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My lockdown hobby is Photoshopping historical figures as short-haired black guys.

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Last week, my internet boyfriend left me for a waifu. Today, I get my revenge.

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I was less than thrilled to see our last minute replacement helicopter pilot.

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My father and I sell drugs together. We don't want the police tracking us, we use high scores names to deliver messages. This message is letting him know that I took care of the new competition.

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My doctor said I would never be able to have a child. I bet he feels real stupid now that his is missing

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Grandpa was a founding member of “The Slim Jims”. They weren’t the toughest gang in town, but every morning they’d gather round and make brutal fun of fat people in the paper.

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My husband finally got a frontal lobotomy. This is the only facial expression he makes, but at least he's not addicted to gambling anymore

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Finally, after weeks of fighting with our family, i can now say that I am officially dating my sister :).

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Me and my conjoined twin sister just climbed a mountain! It's a little awkward that my dick and balls grew on her shoulder, but it's also sometimes pretty convenient.

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My highschool science team created an almost unbreakable plastic! Here's my teacher trying to break it 😂. I'm the one with the beard.

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He's so brave and strong to undergo the surgery for mommy and daddy. Here he is smiling because we can finally afford the new PS5.

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I always win online debates by showing I'm smart and have a hot GF.

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This what a typical prison cell in Norway looks like.

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AI art be getting better each day. I typed photoshoot of a girl on a random walk and this came out.

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They say women love a man who can cook. Hope I'll impress my date with my first try!

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6 years of violin classes and I still sound like a dying cat. Momma's gonna whoop my ass once I get home from the class recital

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I promised myself I'd stop killing when I got to 55 victims, but I just couldn't help myself.

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Today, he's no longer my contractor. He's my husband.

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Grandpa REALLY wanted a boy :(

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I told my 10 year old son that if he got all As on his report card for summer school I'd get him a Switch. He didn't, of course, since he had to go to summer school in the first place. But I'd already had a Switch in the family budget, so guess who gets to goof off during work?

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This pornstar just set a world record after accomplishing 20,000 handjobs to completion in 24 hours.

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My SO has a weird knitting fetish, which I don't like but I play along because I love her. well, today she made me this suit for my johnson. It's a cap for the tip and a couple of warmers for my gonads. FML.

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After years of trying to get into this house I finally found a pair of scissors big enough to cut the streamer barring my entry.

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My childhood dream has been to take down a fighter jet with an RPG. Here's me waiting for the fly-over at today's NFL game! Wish me luck!

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Used to be a software programmer. Nowadays, I build bespoke toilet plunger handles.

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My gran's coke habit didn't mix well with her baking hobby.

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About to have my first abortion. I'm so excited!

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I’ve dumped all these bottles into this lake!

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Me, as a kid, praying for my brother to fill the last missing square.

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My stupid bitch of a sister got cancer and no one pays attention to me anymore. I shaved my head and still no one cares. Validate me please, reddit.

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My uncle suffered severe brain trauma in Iraq after an IED went off next to his Humvee. After years of suffering, we've finally found something that occupies him without recurring flashbacks: Animal Crossing

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Grandma has alzheimers. She keeps going back to the store for more bread. She went so many times today that the store ran out. I should stop her instead of filming for my Instagram page @DoucheRecordingGrandma.

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