I just want to afford a house.

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Who ever came up with this plan to keep the Texans from moving here deserves free sopapillas for life

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Couple who hates people, learn they actually hate themselves

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watch out nazis

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Can a Georgia transplant confirm?

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I’ve never felt so oppressed in my entire life

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I’m dying lol

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Soon to be unemployed if anyone's interested.

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Could you see this sign being in Denver? 🤔

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She sure showed them!!!

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That's right, get their ass

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At least someone still appreciates local craftsmanship

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Oh no!

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I caught my husband with a prostitute. Do I divorce him or invite her for a threesome at our home in Highlands Ranch?

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Looks like a nice day I’m the park.

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Spotted this lonely fellow

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Found one.

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Moving to Denver

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Rich people in Boulder watching the migrant crisis in Denver from their $12 million dollar mountain fortress

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Look out pussies, I own I-25 now

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This big guy on his way to cause a fatal on 225

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Took this photo from a hill overlooking Denver.

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I’m starting a GoFundMe to get some of these for the semi-natives.

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Polis is in on the fun

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Berkeley

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Space X rocket spotted in Colorado

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Welcome to Denver!

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The Butthole of the Denver Metro

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WHO DOES COLORADO SPRINGS THINK THEY FUCKING ARE??????

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I'm the 4Runner in this photo I ruined, AMA!

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What hellish social landscape is Denver becoming a breeding for? Is this person a native or not?

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Pikes Peak is beautiful this time of the year

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Stop, I can only be so erect.

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Great to see Denver suburbs featured on the world stage!

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I never met my parents. All I have is this photograph.

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What am I supposed to wear when driving my Subi to REI?

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IBS King 👑

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Well that’s just rude

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It’s time to cast your vote!

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Is he a true native?

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They hate us for our freedoms!

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What 20 years of growth in Denver looks like

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Grandma Bobo popping a squat smoking a square like a gangster

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Just moved to Denver. Looking for a place where I can chew tobacco, drink Budweiser, and not tolerate people with different beliefs and ethnicities.

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Me native now

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Father son moment

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SUKITLIBS

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Tax dollars well spent

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Warning: pedophiles are raising their windshield wipers in order to find each other

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Someone is vetting the Natives now

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Will these tires get me through the winter?

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Pleae get off my ass

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We made the front page!

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Somehow took the most perfect photo today

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Choose

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BoBo never disappoints

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California transplant gets a taste of Weld County for the first time

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Happy anniversary!

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Almost That Time of Year to Play Our Favorite Game

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I would like everyone here to know that I smoke weed.

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Step 3. Profit

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Look out y'all, there's a new sheriff in town

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An echo of Denver's transit heritage

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The only honest politician who lives with full transparency while the rest of Washington does it in secret

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My family vacation to Breckenridge was ruined!! Will Denver turn my kids gay!?

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Become ungovernable

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Aurora's Landscape Dilemma: Natives vs. Newcomers

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Priorities

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Thank f***ing God, Denver really dodged a bullet

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Rollin into Denver tonight looking for fun time

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The amazing growth of 16th street mall 🥰

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Caption contest!

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Cheesman Park parking is at a premium

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both have texan license plates

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She has fans 🤷‍♂️

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Literally everyone outside of Denver and Boulder (Two largest cities) is a MAGA republican and everyone inside Denver and Boulder (Two largest cities) are godless communists who hate real Coloradans

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Take that poors!

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Denver drivers

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I feel bad for the 10 poor souls who actually watch the Rockies

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The Original Tent in Crested, 1893

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Just moved to Denver! What is the building and what is it for?

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Denver Metro Area Girlfriends

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Pornhub pulls out of Texas after 17 years. New Mexico and Colorado prepare for enormous freedom load.

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When you have to pee during a concert at Red Rocks

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can never tell if it's fireworks or gunshots

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State your name or the guy you know

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Attention, attention!

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Lisa McCain been talkin trash bout our Gilf!

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R/Denver moderators going to Buc-ee's

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Just love the view from my new apartment. Wow

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🙏AI of the Most Average Native Man in Colorado🙏

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SMALL TESTICLE SIZED HAIL IN LITTLETON

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When you walk around Denver wearing your Kirkland brand Costco jacket

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80% of highlands ranch dads.

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Casa Bonita sneak peak reveals where some of the $40M cost of renovation was spent

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Meow wolf. I’d say this place is a must. Fun time!

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Which one of you drives this monstrosity?

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Would you beef eating heathens keep it down? Us vegans are trying to inhale that pure Boulder/Denver smog! 😤

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Spotted an ancient relic this morning

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So when are you gunna pull yourself up from your bootstraps and buy a house?

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Please Help Me Remember The Name of This Restaurant

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Seems legit

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Baby born after pregnant AF lady hits pothole on an exit off 270. Casa Bonita generously responds by offering free sopapillas for life so long as the newest native is named Colfax.

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First image of gray wolves being reintroduced in Colorado

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DENVER #1 FOR PIZZA!!!! WHERE ARE MY DENVER PIZZA LOVERS AT!?!??

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Enamored by the beauty that is the Platte River

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Princess got out again. If you see him please approach. He’s very friendly :)

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I caused an accident taking this exit from the far left lane. Am I the asshole?

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Big Dick Energy in the Mountains today

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You won't catch me there!

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Menver Meh

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Keep Christ in Christmas for the bois

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wealthy landowners having to share 104,000 square miles with 50 wolves

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Thank you Governor Polis! Looking forward to staying number one in cocaine use.

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We are failing our nation as the mile high city

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Hey y’all, CO native here originally from GA. Found this dope hat at REI today, can’t wait to tRiGgER all the Californians!

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Buzzfeed used AI to generate images of typical people from cities and towns in each state. Here's Henderson, Colorado.

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Bonded pair of female cats in need of a good home (check comments for backstory)

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Just drove an outback to Outback, while towing another outback as an offering to the native Coloradan gods. AMA.

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Local Native Keeping Denver Classy

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Saw this on I-25 today ... What do you think it means?

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Successful Viva open streets! Hope to see more of this year round.

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Limon, Colorado at the base of the Maroon Bells

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Babe wake up! New temp tags just dropped!

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Unsupervised children at local breweries largely responsible for Denver’s poor air quality.

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Rock out with your hog out, Lauren.

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To be fair, you probably are...

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Douglas county is Texas for dumb people

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Couldn’t agree more! (16 month local!)

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Focused on the important stuff

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What a role model she is.

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Who's ready for auditions?

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Farewell 🫡🫡

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So refreshing to see the authorities invoking noise ordinances for <checks notes> people playing in parks

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Just me and my diverse group of average looking friends with normal teeth at the Jim-Jitsu gym getting sweaty. Totally not AI at all as this is really me and my real friends. See you on the mats, fellow real peeps 🥋🥋

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Boebert was on my flight

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HELL IN HEELS

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Gonna slap a CO sticker on square waffle makers and sell them for profit.

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Tag yourselves please

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r/Denver is out-jerking us

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The greatest architectural minds have come together to address and solve the Denver housing crisis

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Poor Bryan

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Lane filtering now legalized in Colorado.

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Can one of you natives let me know what she is talking about?

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Coming soon to Pornhub

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Photo from the opening day of Buc-ee's in Colorado

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Denver Metro vs Russia

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Ok which one of you did this? The comments are 🤌🤌🤌

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What if we all just compromise about that golf course? Just a community gathering spot to slam some balls into holes and rip open some warm ones. Thoughts?

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