DHS memo about how wall is good definitely not written in Russian translated to English5yr ⋅ Brocktoon_in_a_jar ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
I would like to share with my American friends a picture of my beautiful American family. We operate a local travel agency which encourages Americans to freely travel as is our right. We have never traveled to Moscow.7yr ⋅ Meunderwears ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Look at Great Amerikan Drink... Much more Patriotic than communist Russian Drinks7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Gyood Amerikan cap for play balls of base while eayt genuine hot dog7yr ⋅ 321dawg ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Who is this nice man training our great president like Yoda trained Luke Skywalker? Must be very wise and powerful.7yr ⋅ Isulet ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Wake up, America! Reject librul Democratzia and run to warm, loving embrace of motherland!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Just happened to be going for a hiкe near my house, and just happened to run into this dreamy celebrity politician!7yr ⋅ Jak_the_Mack ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Hello fellow Americans I, an American, am here to show support for my American president6yr ⋅ TomLangford ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Hyello all my Aмeяiкan friend, each upvote is put aиotнer liвerty and fREэDoм STARy on my favoritэ patяiotic Confedэrate иot Novoяossiya flag7yr ⋅ mcmanusaur ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Please to help. I am definitely not Russian but my child today loses potato in mud. Need much dollars to buy more of potato.7yr ⋅ McDoof ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Hey it's me, ur president. I think we should lift those sanctions and be friends with Russia, y'know. Slava America!7yr ⋅ czech_your_republic ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Because we Amerikans are such nice people, we have agreed to share leader with Russian Federation for 4 years!7yr ⋅ ColonelBabs ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Look my fellow cowboy comrades, I make Amerika Mix Skittels flag!6yr ⋅ Jurryaany ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
I stand with POMCWTAL (President Of My Country Who Tweetes A Lot) Donald John Trump in this SAD times full of fake new! From Idaho with L.O.V.E #MAGA7yr ⋅ Kosovo-IS-Sorbia ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Shillary Clinton was evil female! She had racist and agendas against nice well-meaning friend country!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Felloщ Ameriкans щhose blood is red, it is Great Patriotic duty to buy AR-15 rifle. Glorious rifle of Motherland Army7yr ⋅ Jak_the_Mack ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Pro-Trump Facebook group “join us and help Trump to make our beloved home (America) great again”6yr ⋅ Oedipus_Flex ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Kompletelye Lezhitimatye Prezydent-yelekt Donald Ivan Fyodorovich Trump yuill be next Ameriyskaya Prezydent and thyere is nothink you kan do about it. - Any Sensiblye Amerikanski7yr ⋅ TortaDelBBQ ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Homer Simpson family got makeover! Improvement right away like Dow Jones market!7yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Now with Texas in my heart, I fall in love with Texas shape all over again!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Сильное желание...Проржавевшии...Семнадцать ...Рассвет...Печь...Девять...Доброкачественная... Возвращение домои...Один...Грузовои автомобиль7yr ⋅ Jak_the_Mack ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
I get very terrifying email threat. Feel like John Wick or Takens Liam Neeson!5yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Reddit CEO /u/spэz here, fresh from totally American #1 morning run, to remind all comerades that reddit is not short for red menace! Everything under control, yes!7yr ⋅ postmodest ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Facebook memory remind me of great Texamerican page that Zuckerberg censored! Never forget!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Meme with stock images very popular in USSA now! I try one!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Friends, remember to be on the lookout for these dangerous criminals! If you see them catch them immediately!7yr ⋅ WhatIsPants ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
How dare evil $hillary insults our Motherland-er I mean Comrade Bernie!5yr ⋅ UnderwaterFloridaMan ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Awakened meme page of Texan secession is back! Rejoice in glory of Lone Stars!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Do not forget to join our very Texasese Facebook page for great content from native Texamericans! Howdy, partner!7yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
I have now learned to drive on Amerika roads! Proud to show state license to everyone!7yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
I like my means of personal transportation like I like my women – big, beautiful, Amerikan and consuming lotta oil! [x-post /r/MURIKA, /r/awtamabil]7yr ⋅ Kosovo-IS-Sorbia ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Look at bad flag that we, good Americans, should no like, and definitely not bring back to glory!7yr ⋅ Arc13x ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Work at Initech, Texas get boring sometimes, you know? We get office pet.7yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Paᴙtied for New Yeaᴙ 2017 in sleepy subuᴙb! White picket fences for all!7yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Wonderful letter to the FCC written by our wonderful Amerikan President!6yr ⋅ NotABMWDriver ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
American Moderators at /r/Latestagecapitalism are such good neighbors! Make sure fellow Americans don't slander good innocent Russian people.7yr ⋅ TheAndrew6112 ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
(X-post r/shitamericanssay) yes, europe is of pimple on great nation Amerika butt, worth very little7yr ⋅ funwillfunwill ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Planning big party for Супер Боул! Many hamburger and barbecue! But shame on ballplayers who does not stand for flag!6yr ⋅ DudeWithTheStuff ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians
Footage of Glorious Countrymen defeat evil people! USSA Annex new territory! Hope they become new state!7yr ⋅ youlostthewarwehrs ⋅ r/DefinitelyNotRussians