Please be nice to your reddit moderators. We are volunteers trying our best to better the world, one ban at a time. Think of the thin blue line of reddit moderators.4yr โ BOOF_ESTROGEN โ r/copypasta
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Sphere Cow so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Sphere Cow Emporium I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Sphere Cow.5yr โ TurboniumAlt โ r/copypasta
Azathoth SMUT_ADDICT is asleep, serenaded by the trumpets of shitepost. They slumber slumber slumber, and yet I provoke the beast. For once they wake, havoc will be wreaked upon the world of their creation. Fear not their embrace, this is just a transition to something greater.4yr โ BOOF_ESTROGEN โ r/copypasta
WE ARE FIXING THE SUB. Using phrenology we will be admitting approved subscribers based on your skull shapes. If you have the wrong skull shave you will be instantly BANNED. Send use pictures and ACCURATE measurements of your skull in the comments of this post.4yr โ BOOF_ESTROGEN โ r/copypasta
I made a poem and I'm too lazy to write it down, but if you want me to, message me.5yr โ ReallyDrunkSheep โ r/copypasta
