This corpse was already decomposing, so a quick and sloppy embalming was required.5yr ⋅ Arrowsmith1337 ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
The joke is still dead but now it doesn't make me want to kill myself anymore5yr ⋅ shinyshinybucket ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
The same message with a dialectal rewrite. At least it's bearable. u/aphternoon (x-post from r/comedynecromancy)5yr ⋅ Muchacho1994 ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
I was told to post this here because I made it worse than it was and thus better5yr ⋅ arandy_person ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
This one was truly beyond saving, but at least it's slightly more dramatic.6yr ⋅ PowerBacteria ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
Only slightly better than the straight up IM ON CRACK punchline of the original.5yr ⋅ JacoubthePerson ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
Not sure if it fits the sub,but i tried to make him more tolerable to look at.6yr ⋅ WorldsUnderYou ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
Took out some transphobic shit but killed the patient in the process5yr ⋅ SkritzTwoFace ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
Made it less about denial, more just admittance that rage comics are dead6yr ⋅ krookyj ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
Removed unnecessary panels and the exclamation mark. (x-post r/comedynecromancy)6yr ⋅ xXPurple_ShrekXx ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
Lenny Bruce died from a morphine overdose 7060 days ago, while awaiting judicial sentencing for public obscenity and on the same day he received a foreclosure notice his California abode.4yr ⋅ DutyOfficer ⋅ r/ComedyEmbalming
