When you think you’re being clever and someone out clevers you.7mo ⋅ Otherwise_Drop_2392 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire2yr ⋅ BelleAriel ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Can anyone be so dumb? This account needs to be a parody, but it's not.5mo ⋅ jared10011980 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Back when Trump was elected my dad told me “you’re welcome.” He didn’t like my response 4 years later2yr ⋅ engwish ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
To be fair, Harry Potter isn't that great either, but for different reasons1yr ⋅ beerbellybegone ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
All while conveniently forgetting about bombed abortion clinics and murdered doctors2yr ⋅ N8theGr8 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
When it's his time to be sentenced he'll claim he dosen't know this Donald Trump. He was never me. Never met him.6mo ⋅ emilyblunt2023 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
I advocate going to church, I do NOT advocate being a pompous self-righteous ignorant bigot.2yr ⋅ BelleAriel ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Fpat Earthers Make Me Happy Because I Know I'm Not A Complete Failure3yr ⋅ svrmster103 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Great observation, people who make a lot of money don't see the problem3yr ⋅ isaacfink ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Rick Scott cares more about NRA blood money than his own “friends”!!!!1yr ⋅ ImaginationFree6807 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
'Im tired of being responsible for something that is entirely my resposibility.'4yr ⋅ Master1718 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
“How THIS Millennial Paid off His Student Loans By Playing Children’s Games.”2yr ⋅ BelleAriel ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Technically he spoke genders into existence because by his very word he can create.2yr ⋅ johnmory ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
What do you mean, “just because something ‘was’ before doesn’t mean it ‘forever will be’”??1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Shoutout to Bernie for standing up against multi-billion dollar corporations1yr ⋅ JuniCorps ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Idk if this has been posted before, but I love his little smile3yr ⋅ twinkletoes_44 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
