Our dear leader has demanded that images such as this one are scrubbed from the internet. It is your duty as fellow comrades to ensure these seditious ‘memes’ are scrubbed from the internet. All praise our glorious eSafety Kommisar2d ⋅ TalentedStriker ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Dying Australian aid workers were just distributing weapons (aka food) to undercover Hamas hungry child operatives. I believe everything my precious darling gorgeous IDF says3wk ⋅ FordRangeRover ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Immigrant saves group of young kids from Australian terrorist ?..1wk ⋅ RootasaurusMD ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Woolies now overpricing products to get free daily advertising on r/Australia1yr ⋅ DistortedOctane ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
HE IS NOT WHITE. Come on, he is clearly an Arab Muslim. Look at him. His name is Joel Al-Cauchi (Cauchi is a city in Arabia I believe). He is as Arab as the Christchurch Jihadi, who was also Muslim (Brendon Al-Tarrant). White people never do any wrong1wk ⋅ SneedingYourStepSis ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I would like everyone to please take the time today to thank a landlord3mo ⋅ joshe126 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I wonder if stupid black bastard would be considered racist?1mo ⋅ beetleman86 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Raaahhh how dare I see flags of my own country when driving in my own country (only 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇳🇨🇳🇵🇰🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ are allowed)2mo ⋅ fungusssy ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Penny Wong went to Gaza over a week ago... why isn’t there peace in the Middle East yet?3mo ⋅ Joshomatic ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Transitioning women screams at passengers for not chanting welcome to country on flight to Bali1mo ⋅ dirtydeez2 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
To celebrate Australia Day, I recently put up the rents on all 18 of my investment properties by 20%. With these even-larger profits, I commissioned this portrait of myself.3mo ⋅ Ordinary-Resource382 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
This is my kangaroosexual flag. Anyone who says it's invalid is a FUCKING BIGOT.2wk ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Today I went to Woolies, something triggered me so I made a Reddit post.1yr ⋅ DistortedOctane ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
FFS it's 364 days until Easter and Colesworth has already started selling Hot Cross Buns3wk ⋅ DistortedOctane ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Why are all houses built like this nowadays? (from the rozzer archives)6mo ⋅ Ted_Rid ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
BREAKING NEWS: REBEL WILSON : BREAKING NEWS: REBEL WILSON BREAKING NEWS: REBEL WILSON BREAKING NEWS: REBEL WILSON BREAKING NEWS: REBEL WILSON BREAKING NEWS: REBEL WILSON3wk ⋅ kimjongunfanclub ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Just went to Toyworld to get the latest Adam Bandt Funko PopTM and saw this disgusting Yank Tank parked across THREE spots!!!5mo ⋅ mattazza ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Just watched a Sky News video on how Australia won’t donate our Sovereign Wealth Fund to Israel. Screw our future generations if Israel can’t even have the right to defend itself against Palestinians wielding sticks and rocks! I propose we change the flag in solidarity and protest!1mo ⋅ SneedingYourStepSis ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE6mo ⋅ mattazza ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
freudian slip? when you get banned from r/sydney or roz, the unemployed moderators drop this into the message1yr ⋅ Funtimeinthecity ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Anyone notice how much whiter Jalal Al-Cauchi looks in police media release photo? The seemingly brown man is now magically above the thin red line of culpability. 1wk ⋅ Which-West-515 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
NSW Police searching South Western Sydney for a man of Mediterranean/Middle Eastern appearance with tattoos who is wanted for a violent act. 4d ⋅ Which-West-515 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Albo has his boomer moment. Wants to remove fake images of himself superimposed on other people on social media2d ⋅ floydtaylor ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Indians pretending to be student s and working unskilled jobs are the backbone of the below minimum wage economy. Good luck getting uber Eats on a Friday night now. Perhaps Work-For-The-Dole can extend to gig economy? Lobby your Member.4d ⋅ Which-West-515 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
If you want to underpay your employees while remaining in Redditors' good books, remember the 2 key rules: 1: Be Aldi. 2: Don't be Colesworth4mo ⋅ mattazza ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I apologise to the local Greens voters - I didn't realise a glass of Red was worse than meth4d ⋅ Christislove_ ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Cunts like this need to be on a watch list or sent back I’ve seen a lot of this on Twitter3mo ⋅ benjamincraigrowley ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Popped into Chemist Warehouse yesterday. I'm so lucky with parking - got a space right at the front door!6mo ⋅ mattazza ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Hey guys, check out my new inner-city daily drive - r/Aus approved! Only problem is it's a bit big for regular spots, so I've been using the wheelchair spots. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to get a disability parking permit?1yr ⋅ mattazza ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
New social media evidence supports antisemitic conspiracy theory that Joel Cauchi was actually Jewish 1wk ⋅ Which-West-515 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I just got assaulted by a Ranger-driving, violence-prone, meth-addicted, No-voting tradie with tatts because of my t-shirt7mo ⋅ Ordinary-Resource382 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Can the white people leave some space for the Indians? How the fuck am I going to get a cheap meal delivered now?3mo ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Turns out Saint Michael was also a strong no voter in the Voice referendum. Cancel this Archangel NOW 2wk ⋅ MyGenerousSoul ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I acknowledge the land on which this cunt tree grows and all other cunt trees, lopped, old growth or emerging saplings 2wk ⋅ DistortedOctane ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Id like to recognise the people of r/australia and thank their gods of past presant and futile3mo ⋅ Dorothy_The_Winosaur ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
⚠️🚨 WARNING 🚨⚠️ Macca's are selling Aussie burgers without acknowledgement of country.3mo ⋅ DistortedOctane ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Now white people are flaunting the fact they also have more vaginas. 1mo ⋅ CaptSpazzo ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Not to sound harsh but if I was hosting an orgy, I’m not sure purple dress is gonna get an invite unless it’s for performing stand up comedy.....3d ⋅ RootasaurusMD ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
My uncle just built a DODGE RAM our of recycled plastic bottles3wk ⋅ Google-Sounding ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Greens Voters are NOT stupid hypocrites!!! They are just misunderstood!!! If you dont agree your a bigot/homophob/anti Palistine 3d ⋅ Christislove_ ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
JUST FOUND OUT I AM A PERSON OF COLOR. ECSTATIC IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. WHATS UP MY DEADLY MOB!1mo ⋅ Peyaka ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Question for Greens Voters, how is this even legal? Even if you hate whites there are other races too1mo ⋅ murmaz ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Remember to buy free range Easter eggs this week, don't support the caged chocolate egg industry who make Easter bunnys lay chocolate eggs in appalling conditions like this.1mo ⋅ DistortedOctane ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I drive a Volkswagon Golf R, and always drive responsibly 5 km under the speed limit on my weekly trip to the farmers market with my cat (Fuck Colesworth). Can anyone tell me why others need a vehicle any bigger than this?? I just don't understand Ute and SUV drivers.7mo ⋅ jerkk ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Woolies is homophobic, look at what they are trying to sell us, I almost dropped my non-binary baby they/them in shock!4d ⋅ Independent-Hunt-466 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
She said he followed her into the toilets. CCTV in court showed that she followed him. 6d ⋅ Which-West-515 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
FINALLY: An Australian flag that represents ALL Australians - Does anyone here have Adam Bandt's e-mail address??2yr ⋅ SkipGradient7 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Melbourne 7 news EXTREME ... not light rain, not heavy rain.... MEGA RAIN3mo ⋅ JoeKackedHisDaks ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Filthy about this. When the ambos picked up Paneet my rider they ate my Charcoal Charlie's order that was in the front basket. Uber Eats tells me I can't get a refund. How do I give NSW paramedics one star?4d ⋅ Which-West-515 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Thanks to unmasked cookers, it looks like we’re getting another covid wave for Christmas. So I proudly took my 8 year old for his 5th vaccine dose today. #covidisnotover5mo ⋅ Ordinary-Resource382 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
*Deep Inhale* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3mo ⋅ HatSpecialist9479 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
This brave woman deserves Australian of the year for making monumental strides towards equality.1wk ⋅ BigBrilla ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I am a 37 year old ex lifelong LNP-voting tradie that is so terrified of what Dutton will do to Australia that I voted Yes and covered up my Aussie Swasi. AMA.5mo ⋅ Ordinary-Resource382 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Want to hang with a diverse group of LGBTQI+ Palestinians? Well here's the group for you. We Launch this weekend and play every 4th Sunday.1mo ⋅ bingchill64 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
How do you all like my new daily driver? Can fit a dozen of the boys in it easy - even squashed 15 in there for the drive to Ballarat today.5mo ⋅ Ordinary-Resource382 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I apologise for thinking there was a difference between these two subs 1d ⋅ Christislove_ ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Don’t forget our diggers serving abroad on this Australia day. They are the most Australian of all Australians and are doing it tough. 🙏thank you for your service diggers🙏3mo ⋅ MotorMath743 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
‘Welcome to Cadbury country’ ***proceeds to pour milk on a cripple2mo ⋅ sadpartypodcast ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
My Slumlord wants to sell their house after lease end instead of rent it to me for 6 months longer because that suits me. How can they do this? Wtf!??3wk ⋅ PortOfRico ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Good news everyone - r/PicturesOfPricetags has returned. Why is r/Oz only ever posting pictures of junk food? 🤔11mo ⋅ mattazza ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
LMAO at the whites & aboriginals fighting over this land. Little do these lower-caste bums know... the ancient Chola Empire was the first to arrive to Australian shores 🇮🇳2mo ⋅ SneedingYourStepSis ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Climate protesters have officially lost it: woman stopped in traffic gives birth to planning approvals for 4 new coal mines totalling 156 million tonnes of CO21mo ⋅ FordRangeRover ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Hello? Are there even Mods here? THIS is what a MOD looks like 👇👇👇5mo ⋅ Philletto ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
I misgendered a 6'5 individual in Marrickville, and I was told to go fuck yourself. It's now possible to do so in Canada - just wondering if I could do this in Australia? Or was the GFY reply to be taken figuratively rather than literally?1wk ⋅ AussieLabrador ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Woolies has become my supermarket of choice and you should all support them because they now sell gender neutral biscuits5mo ⋅ tasmaniantreble ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Time to cancel Cafe 63. They have claimed Cathy as a member of White Australia after naming this meal after her. Culture Appropriation at its worst3mo ⋅ fantasypaladin ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
ATTN: everyone in this cookerjerk. Some of us are still masking because we care about our health, unlike you plague rats! #covidisnotover5mo ⋅ Ordinary-Resource382 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
ALP MP Linda is from Pradaland, she understand all indigenous people because her half million dollar+ wardrobe at her home says so. She fly's in a private jets to visit the disadvantaged in the outback.6mo ⋅ JoeKackedHisDaks ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
They wont forgive my uni Arts degree but would provide free TAFE trade? Both parties truly are the SAME5mo ⋅ Captnsparklz ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
Residents of Footscray, Melbourne have awoken this morning to mysterious flooding throughout the area.6mo ⋅ yavi1234 ⋅ r/circlejerkaustralia
