It's been two months since the slaying of our friend Harambe, the creator of /r/circlejerk. This post will reach 2,000 UpSads in his honor.8yr ⋅ GodOfAtheism ⋅ r/circlejerk
In an astounding 420-69 sweep, the House unanimously passes a law to dab and yeet over Donald Trump as he's replaced by Bernie Ya Boi Sanders as the 45th President of the United States5yr ⋅ TheOpt1onal ⋅ r/circlejerk
I finally fired my boss, thank you for giving me the courage to quit! My stupid boss ended up firing me in the end2yr ⋅ reda84100 ⋅ r/circlejerk
How would you feel about a law that would make it so nobody can do anything evil and the government can't unfairly screw people and also climate change is solved ?5yr ⋅ Elite_Dalek ⋅ r/circlejerk
Prince died? Time for me to pretend like I was a lifelong fan and that my day is ruined so I can rake in the karma!8yr ⋅ GaroldWilsonSnailJr ⋅ r/circlejerk
Fuck Reddit. Fuck United Airlines. Fuck Drumpf. If this gets over 137 upvotes, this will become a red arm themed subreddit.7yr ⋅ ShiningDraco ⋅ r/circlejerk
Digitizing my family’s 8mm film reels and found this footage of my 18 yr old grandmother in 1946 BC.2mo ⋅ Earl_Juice_X_3 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I was walking my neighbor's dog ($100/hr) when I ran in to these three adorable polyamory lovebirds. They invited me to their island!!! Should I go?2yr ⋅ hartshone ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL that Comcast and Clinton are mistakenly thought to be each other so often they meet once a month to exchange wrongly addressed email8yr ⋅ yttri_inpri4phni ⋅ r/circlejerk
WOMEN who sleep NAKED: when has your sexy brother ever walked in on you and how long did you have sex for???????2yr ⋅ CooLlama ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is me, a world renowned chess scientist who was kicked out of Iran for refusing to be stoned to death. AMA2yr ⋅ Planningsiswinnings ⋅ r/circlejerk
Actress Amber Heard here! I just beat the fuck out of Johnny Depp, AMA!2yr ⋅ zuckthezuck ⋅ r/circlejerk
Whoops! It looks like Cena is in some hot water after he was caught not downtrumping trump on this episode of TMZ!9yr ⋅ Autumn-Moonlight ⋅ r/circlejerk
The Last Jedi. Vote this up so that people see it when they google The Last Jedi7yr ⋅ MarioFarty ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this gets 5000 uplotes Martin Shkreli will be played by David Mitchell in the upcoming movie9yr ⋅ Architek9 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Personally, I can't wait until I am forced to use the inferior first-party Reddit mobile app so that I can make reddit co-founder Steve Huff Dogg Huffman slightly richer. Thanks, Huff Dogg!10mo ⋅ dhamster ⋅ r/circlejerk
My brother has cancer, his dying wish is that I get loads of karma on reddit9yr ⋅ Prodigyxvoltage ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Uncle George is tri-bi (bisexual, biracial & bipolar) & falsely convicted of raping 200 altar boys because he disobeyed PETA & vaccinated them. The High Court said if I get 20K karma on this post, they’ll free him! You know what to do, Reddit!5yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
Here's an extremely popular and celebrated idea. Reddit, how do you feel about this?5yr ⋅ turtwig33 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I love being a student in Finland because we all jerk each other off.2yr ⋅ Quartzteeth- ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this gets 2000 Up-prophets r/circlejerk will become a Mohammed-themed subreddit.10yr ⋅ 414gobears ⋅ r/circlejerk
How the Notre Dame fire was really put out (aka. Notre Circlejerk)5yr ⋅ Christian_Knopke ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL the popular japanese expression ”Hawaii” while doing peace signs is their way of saying sorry for Pearl Harbor5yr ⋅ emetophilia ⋅ r/circlejerk
Bernie Sanders, Vermont Senator and former Presidential Candidate, has dined in his home this morning at age 80. He had a bagel.2yr ⋅ bartman2326 ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is my 69 year old grandpa. After 372 days he’s finally beaten his first PC game: Spore5yr ⋅ andytherooster ⋅ r/circlejerk
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders assumes presidency after polls were found to be rigged7yr ⋅ phoenixmusicman ⋅ r/circlejerk
Iranian girl cheering on her favorite team before the Iran revolution circa 1970 give or take 100 years.5yr ⋅ mirado0424 ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is what the school gave us for lunch today. I'm a 7'11 football player who has to do football later.2yr ⋅ otaku_metalhead02 ⋅ r/circlejerk
A brand new Pride Flag has been created with the aim of being even more inclusive than the previous version.2yr ⋅ memes_karma ⋅ r/circlejerk
Am I ugly? I like overweight disgusting pasty Redditors with tiny weenies but none have ever even approached me, much less asked me out :( 2mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
My genius son wrote this on his math test. Maybe I’ll finally come home with the milk.5yr ⋅ MistaCatballs ⋅ r/circlejerk
OldSchoolCool: Two women in pre-revolutionary Iran when they were respected and free in society2yr ⋅ milesthafivethree ⋅ r/circlejerk
If you take a shit , you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that piece of shit .5yr ⋅ wjj127 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Woke up at 1am walked 300000 miles to take this picture, i am nearly crying i'm so proud5yr ⋅ EskimoHarry ⋅ r/circlejerk
98% Children claim they would rather die from dehydration than get out of their chairs to get water while playing the game known as No Mans Sky.7yr ⋅ WhatsTheMatterMcFly ⋅ r/circlejerk
Deleted this picture, but decided to repost because I'm trying to love myself. Hope the only 5 guys on all of reddit who sort by new like my curves. It's the only thing that will bring me joy.2yr ⋅ queerfluid ⋅ r/circlejerk
Me (an educated, upper class Redditor) when I come across Covid Misinformation2yr ⋅ CanadianClassicss ⋅ r/circlejerk
I colorised a redditor's hot grandma's pic so you can have a better jacking off session.2yr ⋅ letsfacefacts ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this gets 3000 upvotes, /r/circlejerk will be Arthur themed. Upbusters to the opposite of the right10yr ⋅ pyrowolf8 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My gay transgender interracial grandparents playing fortnite to decide who gets to hit the fat ass 420 blunt first.5yr ⋅ PM_ME_UR_ARMPIT_HAIR ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL that BLACK PEOPLE have FAMILIES and do INTELLECTUAL things like READING, Just Like Us!5yr ⋅ rutare ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hillary Clinton: We're gonna build a hydraulic press and Sweden is gonna pay for it8yr ⋅ Zoeboat ⋅ r/circlejerk
