Was in the mood to entertain a hi opener since I haven't done it in a while. Never disappoints.8mo ⋅ Xhillia ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
She wants a man with a six-figure salary who will also do all the cooking and cleaning. Also she's a single mom who hates men.3yr ⋅ make_reddit_great ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
I feel like this would be a good way of getting rid of choosing beggars4yr ⋅ guacamoletaconani69 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Astronomer here! Call me crazy but after countless hours making Reddit a better place to be in the space/astro subs w my expertise, I find this absolutely ridiculous11mo ⋅ Andromeda321 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Bride cancels her wedding because her guests didn't donate a $1,500 each to fund the event5yr ⋅ Re-l-Mayer ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Our area is opening back up (with restrictions and health guidelines in place) and CB wants reduced rates for his trouble.....4yr ⋅ snarkisms ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Getting upset that the free game you're offered isn't the free game you wanted.3yr ⋅ shadesofwolves ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Matthew Inman @ The Oatmeal apparently knows a thing or two about choosing beggars.3yr ⋅ johndeaux588 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Entitled shareholders upset people who actually work get money before them5yr ⋅ skrub55 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
The second I saw “someone who is looking into babysitting” I KNEW she was looking for free childcare9mo ⋅ boardcertifiedbitch ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
They want to review my portfolio to make sure I’m good enough, but I’m not good enough to be paid...2yr ⋅ whatsername807 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
You know what they say: A picture’s worth a thousand people telling you to think of the exposure.6yr ⋅ tony_flamingo ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Local tattoo artist is done with people offering to exchange goods for her services4yr ⋅ uniyum ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Looks like the local charity shop has had its fair share of choosing beggers3yr ⋅ Starbug360 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Trying to give away a free trampoline but rUiNiNg a DiSaBlEd ChIlD's ChRiStMaS instead2yr ⋅ faith_plus_one ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Homeless guy & pregnant girlfriend are above a job that pays above minimum wage!4yr ⋅ phisigtheduck ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Guy who hacked my PS4 account admits it, and would like some more free games pls.6yr ⋅ cerebralspinaldruid ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
A restaurant review I stumbled on. The customer is so many kinds of wrong.5yr ⋅ chassepatate ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Almost aware they're in a different league for dating, but refuses to date others like them3yr ⋅ ExitTheDonut ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Just wanted to make some extra money while everything is closed...apparently that’s too much to ask4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Neighbours demanding £200 in 2 weeks for an unagreed +2m high fence.4yr ⋅ Anonmageddon ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Apparently a free computer wasn't good enough, she wanted me to spend $300 to upgrade it as well...4yr ⋅ C39J ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Good guy hotel owner giving heavily discounted prices for Hurricane Dorian. Apparently, they should be free?5yr ⋅ mmmpwn3d ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Surely photographers will line up to pay ME to shoot my wedding in the middle of nowhere.2yr ⋅ InTheRainbowRain ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Im a nursing manager at a healthcare organization. A former acquaintance I haven’t talked to in years reached out in response to my post about looking for help for a CNA/MA position, and then I ruined her Christmas.5yr ⋅ paradoxicalmind_420 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Dude wants a 70% discount because he was bullied in high school and has heartburn.1yr ⋅ whistlewink ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Can you get a gift for me and my mom for Mother’s Day? Also can you give us gift cards and a car? Thanks!3yr ⋅ WackityQuackity ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
I didn't think i would have to pay because i knew you in school.4yr ⋅ Dubante_Viro ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Choosing beggar wanted free art, so I gave them free art. They were not very happy.4yr ⋅ AtrixATR ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
One would think that if you lost your job, buying a motorcycle wouldn’t be a priority.5yr ⋅ tostada73 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Mother Teresa was a choosy beggar (As well as a terrible person who didn't even use the donations given to her charity, instead she put billions of dollars in a tax-free Vatican bank account where it remains today)4yr ⋅ squigglybean ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Customer wants a tattoo artist to issue them an inconvenience fee for setting them up with an artist who was an ex-con5yr ⋅ to_the_tenth_power ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Why don't I get the $1,000 teacher hazard pay for homeschooling my kid?3yr ⋅ OrangerineMan ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
12 yrs min experience and PhD preferred- we won’t actually pay you though...3yr ⋅ dnmnew ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Give me your belongings at the price I want or IM CALLING THE NEWS5yr ⋅ GreyStagg ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
A friend of mine just sent me this. Why is it that cash ready means you should get an incredible deal?5yr ⋅ Spuffdozer ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Comic Store Employee won’t help me pick out a book that I want to pirate later.4yr ⋅ Felipegarza ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Choosing Beggar gets upset that an artist charges for custom work while giving away free pre-made sketches in a “Buy Nothing” group3yr ⋅ piebaldism ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Actress asks baker to bake 100 cakes for her birthday in return for exposure9mo ⋅ gmox15 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
The sheer audacity of someone who stopped associating with our friend circle to pursue a richer life.6yr ⋅ danielmarkwright ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
My buddy works at a hardware store in the paint department. Keep in mind the nearest Home Depot is 30 min away.5yr ⋅ weeman2525 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Finally got one! Been hustling drum parts for over a decade and I'm surprised it took this long1yr ⋅ thekilgore ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Family member wants money. Doesn’t like it when I call her out.4yr ⋅ NewBloomInDecember ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Don't offer me a ride if you're not also willing to pay for parking6mo ⋅ EleanorFrench6 ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
OP in blue after posting in a local sub as a struggling student asking for a hot meal as a pick me up.1yr ⋅ vautwaco ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Sister is a homeless drug addict. Used idk who’s phone to message us, and I used the opportunity to tell her we love her, want to get her a phone and into a nice rehab, and get her an apartment after. This was her response1yr ⋅ KindaNotSmart ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
