We hosted Thanksgiving and, not being used to energetic 5-year-olds, he got a little stressed. I sat down after guests left and he immediately hopped up and went to sleep.1yr ⋅ meatloafkitten ⋅ r/cathostage
Thought I'd check a few emails before grabbing my breakfast this morning..1yr ⋅ Laney20 ⋅ r/cathostage
Recovering from a hysterectomy and my nurse is holding me hostage1yr ⋅ Brown_eyed_girl_143 ⋅ r/cathostage
Is there any greater honor than your cat sleeping on your face while smiling?😸1yr ⋅ krabsPLANKTON_sb ⋅ r/cathostage
Being held hostage for the last time before my 19-year-old man’s visit to the rainbow bridge later today. This is the only place I want to be right now. 🌈1yr ⋅ islipped83 ⋅ r/cathostage
Yelled at the kid for not putting away his plate after lunch. He said, “look under the table”. Apologies, kid!1yr ⋅ Ohshithereiamagain ⋅ r/cathostage
Pray for me. He sees a woodpecker outside the window. It’s been 10 minutes and my chest is numb.2yr ⋅ fibinachi87 ⋅ r/cathostage
I was planning on going back to bed. Apparently, I'm surfing a bit more first.1yr ⋅ jatznic ⋅ r/cathostage
Every other time I go to the bathroom, this happens. I really would like to get off the toilet 😂1yr ⋅ PodcastQueenOnWheels ⋅ r/cathostage
Well, at least conference calls aren't the only thing I'm being held hostage by this morning.1yr ⋅ jatznic ⋅ r/cathostage
Started giving her chin scritches. She didn’t want me to leave.1yr ⋅ SqulliamFancyson44 ⋅ r/cathostage
The Switch ran out of battery, and there wasn’t a damn thing I could do about it.1yr ⋅ parthenogeneticlzrd ⋅ r/cathostage
My son's trying to go to bed after his first day skiing, kitten has different plans1yr ⋅ Rhazelhannah ⋅ r/cathostage
I am a cat hostage in the most dire cat hostage situation possible! I just got him (&his sister)a month ago & this is the first time he’s ever been this close to me, let alone this relaxed while touching me! he’s a super scared poorly socialized boy who’s making so much progress slowly but surely🥹🥹1yr ⋅ marcymarc32 ⋅ r/cathostage
Incoming reports of a double hostage situation occurring in south wales.... Early indications are that its my own parents! 😳 will provide them with tea and cake until help arrives 👍🏻1yr ⋅ Less_Nail5958 ⋅ r/cathostage
Help she’s purring so loud, no one can hear me screaming for food and I’m hungry1yr ⋅ Shalayyy1990 ⋅ r/cathostage
I have been dreaming of this day! Baby girl finally sat with me while I was crocheting1yr ⋅ BuffyTheMoronSlayer ⋅ r/cathostage
I’m not allowed to crochet, drink my coffee or go to the bathroom. I AM allowed to give Julie back rubs.1yr ⋅ masterofsausage ⋅ r/cathostage
I have to get back to work and my arm is getting numb, but she is so warm and soft. She’s also purring like crazy. Help1yr ⋅ curryp4n ⋅ r/cathostage
Not sure if I am a hostage but I feel like she has an evil plan in motion.1yr ⋅ Standard_Sir_4229 ⋅ r/cathostage
Being held down by 6 criminals, little do they know it would only take 1.1yr ⋅ Internal_Use8954 ⋅ r/cathostage
Day 81 of my new life as a cat bed. I begin to ponder. Am I the cat bed, or is she the cat scarf?1yr ⋅ Deameus ⋅ r/cathostage
Passed out early and my boyfriend said he was “keeping guard while I was asleep”.2yr ⋅ samb788 ⋅ r/cathostage
My daughter snuggling in my lap and our cat Gilroy snuggling on her lap. Guess I’m not moving1yr ⋅ BookReadingBabe ⋅ r/cathostage
It’s okay, I didn’t actually want to go to the gym. I made a tactical error by laying down.1yr ⋅ KatintheCove ⋅ r/cathostage
Laid down while I was was working to take a breather. Jonesy had other plans1yr ⋅ Butters18 ⋅ r/cathostage
I've been held hostage for 5h now, I am considering contacting the police1yr ⋅ Teal_Raven ⋅ r/cathostage
She lays like this all the damn time and I will wait to pee until I absolutely have to move her because she’s precious.2yr ⋅ afternoonalarmclock ⋅ r/cathostage
I was scratching her chin then she pressed my hand down and fell asleep, so uh guess i am never moving again1yr ⋅ Bee8467 ⋅ r/cathostage
2 1/2 Yrs of roommates, she always hid. Now we're in our own place, she does this every day.1yr ⋅ Kn1ghtSh4de4471 ⋅ r/cathostage
I was sent here with this.. 5.5 year old girl, 2.75 year old cat = bffs1yr ⋅ ashkenaziMermaid ⋅ r/cathostage
I sat down a minute and now I can't get up! I'm being held hostage in my own bathroom floor1yr ⋅ SuperRoby ⋅ r/cathostage
Simba had to stay at the vet's overnight after being neutered. Got this when I brought him home this morning.1yr ⋅ TheyCameAsRomans ⋅ r/cathostage
I'm sat writing an essay for university, but now I can't leave to go to the toilet!1yr ⋅ Firehead282 ⋅ r/cathostage
A hostage situation developed during my morning coffee... Bathroom breaks and coffee refills not allowed. sEnDheLp1yr ⋅ Pipp10 ⋅ r/cathostage
my mom sent me this yesterday, she wanted to get up but was so sad to wake her up1yr ⋅ uhlalashe ⋅ r/cathostage
No amount of adjusting will make her move—she's like a non-Newtonian fluid that insists on cuddling1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/cathostage
I have to stop playing so many times every day because he wants hugs and kisses.1yr ⋅ ElmoTickleTorture ⋅ r/cathostage
Husband can’t get anything done with these hostage takers hanging around1yr ⋅ Foreign_Pear_3700 ⋅ r/cathostage
One holding me down and the other lying against me to keep me still, I'm being ganged up on1yr ⋅ ElectroshockGamer ⋅ r/cathostage
My back hurts and I’ve got pins & needles in my leg, but how can I possibly move when that means disturbing this little recovering guy?1yr ⋅ Not_Henry_Winkler ⋅ r/cathostage
I'm visiting family, and Rocket has decided I'm staying, can't fly back...1yr ⋅ JimHFD103 ⋅ r/cathostage
First time in years he's sat on my lap 😍 don't send help... snacks and tea appreciated1yr ⋅ No-Calligrapher3644 ⋅ r/cathostage
He said he needs to go to bed. I guess he’s sleeping in his chair tonight. 🤷♀️1yr ⋅ DurantaPhant7 ⋅ r/cathostage
I don’t know how long it’s been....water is running scarce.....no shortage of purring...Oh and send wet food for Luna1yr ⋅ GabagoolOvaHeree ⋅ r/cathostage
I just woke up with my arm very much asleep because of this sweet man. I have to get my kids up what do I do?!1yr ⋅ Shalayyy1990 ⋅ r/cathostage
I’ve been taken hostage and he’s using his murdermittens to remind me to not stop petting him.. send help1yr ⋅ ijustdontgiveaf ⋅ r/cathostage
Sally doesn't always go to sleep in my lap but when she does it'll be for two hours.1yr ⋅ SandyBeachcomber ⋅ r/cathostage
I’m used to my lap becoming a bed, but she made my hand a pillow for a good hour or so.1yr ⋅ CharlottesWebbedFeet ⋅ r/cathostage
