This man is 40 years of age today. Forty.

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Forget how stunning the UK is at times, walked up a million steps hungover but i think you’ll agree it was worth it.

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My kind of run

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The missus finally boiled up the fake rubber egg this morning. We've been trying to trick each other with it for about 3 years. Victory is mine! 😀

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I need an honest British opinion. Is this a sane way to prepare crumpets? I've been making them like that for as long as i remember, because a grill is much faster to deal with than a pan.

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With all this rain we've been getting, the Yorkshire Puddings are coming up really good this year

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How to hit a man when he's down

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Help me settle an argument. Is the sweater grey or beige?

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Someone in this office needs to drink more water

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I’m a uk artist painting pets that have died.

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There is a school by mine which is almost twice as old as The USA.

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Just some everyday banter to brighten up your morning

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Me displaying the normal British reaction to weather above 16°c. Extra points if you can guess whats missing in this photo.

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The finest British cuisine - a tasting platter of beige

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Life in Yorkshire

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it's astonishing that we can send robots to Mars but nobody can make a decent can opener

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LED vs Incandescent - Lamp Posts which do you prefer?

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Great Britain are currently beating the USA at baseball in the World Cup

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My friend from work is moving to a new job so I made her a cake

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Is this normal UK behaviour?

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Got a resin printer yesterday, so made an appropriately-british Monopoly piece

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Someone at Google must have dropped this.

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Does your household have alternative names for every day things?

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Another post box. Usually red of course, and I've seen a black one, but I've not seen green before. Seen in Rochester, Kent.

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My SO and family in law seem to think tinned tomatoes and mash is a normal UK meal. I disagree so much. What are your thoughts on this monstrosity?

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This is what the blood service send for 10,25,50,75 and 100 donations. You get 1 donation credit for a blood donation and 2 or 3 for platelets!

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Thought there was a cow in my neighbour's garden. I need new glasses.

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Had a teenage girl ask to use our toilet as she lived 30-minutes away from her house. Let her in and said it’s the door under the stairs. Guess which door she tried to get in through..

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My wife and I have done this for months and we haven't discussed it yet.

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Found this stack of £20 on the floor can I still use it?

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Cheers, pal

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Local Morrisons used to have a cat that used to hang around by the entrance

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Just a reminder of what £1100 in rent can get you in London

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They don’t teach you this at school: Vacuum your bed regularly...the disgusting result of 3 years...

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When Five Guys won’t let you open a franchise in your local town.

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Someone spotted this sign in the bathroom at Alan Turing institute

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Is there ANY department stores in the UK where men's clothes aren't relegated to the absolute furthest point from the entrance? C'mon stores, maybe show us some love occasionally..?

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My 6 Yr old step son wanted nail varnish for xmas so we got him it and did his nails Xmas day, his nan is old fashioned and didn't approve so he scratched it off. He told me he liked having painted nails so today we sat and did each others nails ready to show his nan when she picks him up tomorrow

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Moved back to the UK after being away for a year. Quarantining at my Grandparent’s house as they are away and they left me a to do list...

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Lockdown tasting menu, course four. Sandwich aux doigts de poisson avec vingt petits pois, une frite solitaire et notre garniture de fleurs de haricots. Bon appetit!

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London isn't a real place.

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Why is it so easy to polish off hundreds of these in one sitting...

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I don't believe it

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Thanks BT For this fibre optic installation

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There are 2 types of texts.

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A garden centre is charging £3.99 for a small container of stones FFS

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The ‘Welcome to Wrexham’ documentary produced this map of English clubs...

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Poetic

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Dave got a house

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I spent an inordinate amount taking my 9yo to see the submarine museum today, and the only thing he cares about is seeing this fox jumping in and out of the bin

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Desperate times, but not that desperate.

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The After work drinks on a Friday in the City vibes of this photo...

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Can someone lend Cornwall a ladder?

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Anyone else cut their sandwiches in to thirds, rather Half? My wife takes the piss, but it just makes more sense to me

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Poor Co-op

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This sticker ended up on my Granda’s car. He says he doesn’t mind because it’ll give the taxi company some free advertising. Please Granda don’t google it.

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Good morning, UK. How is your day going?

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Thanks Aldi, I can't stop thinking about this

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Career at Royal Mail, anyone?

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It’s nice to see the pubs open and things getting back to normal.

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Just logged into my HSBC app and got told off

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Looks like I'm gonna be blasting off with my Maccy's this morning.

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Hey guys, any chance you can help me word a text message to my wife about why I was a bit longer on my walk this morning?

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Popped around my friends house today asked if I could have a drink to which he replied grab one out the fridge. Left immediately and ended our friendship immediately

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Spent a hundred quid on gardening supplies, planted loads of seeds in March, grew loads of tomato plants thinking Oh can't wait to make my own soups and this is my glorious harvest.

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Brits who let their mugs get like this: who hurt you?

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What is this inlet?

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British liminal spaces hit different... This picture literally smells of varnish and overdiluted orange squash.

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So... I visited the holy land yesterday.

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Saw this, made me miserable, so now you get to be miserable too.

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Alright folks. This is Gravy. Found it a month or so ago with severe injuries and the vets/RSPCA would have put it down. Bit of make do veterinary skills, touch and go, and TLC later and I'm happy to report it's fully healed and released back into the wild.

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If you've made a blunder today, have consolation that it's probably not as bad as the one Southend United have made

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'Mr X, who has been censored to protect his anonymity'

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You all seemed fascinated so here's inside one. Pls don't jam big packets in as it blocks them.

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Oh America!

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I have to admit that I also tried this as a 17 year old

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A mosque, next to a bong shop, next to a sex shop, next to a Polish supermarket (Reading, Berks)

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I bet you can’t guess what everyone was saying to the van driver!

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Don’t think virgin media accounted for people with low walls.

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Celebrity Chase makes the Chasers look like monsters

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The feeling of freedom when you finally see this sign.

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Happy birthday to the kid from Hot Fuzz

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Woke up feeling a little crepe this morning. Feel much batter now, though

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Imagine growing up and finding out your parents allowed you to appear in an advert that depicted you eating dog shit

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Yesterday I visited the place where the legendary BRUM was filmed.

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7 Years ago today a legend was born

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Pulled an April fools joke on a monkey 🐒

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Bought some charity shop jeans today. Do British Heart Foundation put the free gift in all back pockets or just for new customers?

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Just looked up from my breakfast to this

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What lyric have you been getting wrong for years?

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What the hell is this doing in the UK?

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Not everyday you find a revolver buried 1.5ft deep I your garden!

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Thank you Sainsbury’s for doing your part to help the cost of living crisis

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Looks like sideshow Bob is back on the loose....

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Spotted in Bolton

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Every County I slept rough in when I was homeless for 9 months.

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How’s the UK section of my very American workplace? (Not pictured; the Irn-Bru I shoveled into my cart)

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Me too, Surrey Heath. Me too.

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Makes you think doesn’t it...

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casually changing a lamp light bulb while standing on a stack of pallets raised up on a forklift.

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I have never been so emotional at the closure of a shop chain

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Difference between USA and UK

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The Huxley plate thief apology letter and hey let’s be honest, we’ve all been there! 😂

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What on earth is this thing my kid brought home??

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Bored? Stick a couple of Tunnocks tea cake wrappers on your bonnet and make people think you're the Emporer of Japan on a state visit

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‪This place knows how to layout a breakfast!‬

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Does anyone else graft the old soap onto the new onto the new one or am I mad?

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My town has really gone all out this year.

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Happy Summer Solstice everyone!

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Ok, who did this?

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Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont divorcing

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The Range answering what a Geordie uses a wine cellar for

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'Tis the season

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My wife ordered 4,410 dog poo bags because they were on offer. The dog better not die in the next 6 years!

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Thought this sub would appreciate the new post box cover that my neighbours have made.

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Saw this at my local train station.

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Bri'ish tourists ☕️

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Saw the '1/4 mile frogs' sign and thought I'd post my own unusual sign found in scotland

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Oops...

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I had no idea this was a problem in the UK?

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I'm 28, I don't need the hassle

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How is this allowed? Imagine sending a 6 pack to a recovering alcoholics front door

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Can’t decide if I’m going to get upvotes or downvotes for this one. Doing a Mary Berry cake and didn’t have chocolate for the ganache so my son volunteered his Freddos

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Who doesn’t rinse fruit and veg?

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So I've just discovered the true way to divide up England.

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Living in America with an accent... I ordered a tea with ‘cold’ milk on the side, I was unprepared for the ‘Tea Latte’ with a caramel shot that they thought I ordered. Sometimes I just have to applaud them!

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Are you telling me you haven't heard of the PPPSP??

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It’s my birthday. My family and friends seem to have forgotten. So an afternoon of hot tub. Whisky and pop punk. Fuck yeah. Cheers you glorious bunch of bastards.

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That’s it lads, drugs are over.

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Help settle a developing feud - is this mounted correctly?

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I’m now prepared for both when I want to bake and then have a hot drink and for when I want a hot drink before baking

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The Hedgehog in my Garden has had babies, and we saw them for the first time today <3

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Who controls the tide?

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I wonder if this is an unmarked police car?

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I have covid and can't go anywhere and managed to burn my only pizza. Neighbour text me if I'd like some dinner, I said I didn't want them to risk it. But they just dropped a bag full of tinfoil containers outside my door and now I have a full hot sunday dinner! I have awesome neighbours!

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When your oven repair gets rescheduled to the same time as a job interview.

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Old school home security

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Looking forward to the day air traffic control will be done over Twitter. We're getting closer.

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My local cinema being a little pessimistic about reopening

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Been in a depressive slump for 2 months, but today I managed to push myself to make a home cooked meal for myself instead of relying on my partner, thought I would share

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Shout-out to whoever was working the bakery in Newcastle-under-Lyme Sainsbury's 90% jam, jam donut

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£8 worth of fish fingers and chips from one of Brighton’s pubs.We got served with 2x soggy undercooked fish and chips. Bill came up to £42.After heated conversation with manager I refused to leave without full refund.Wife thinks I embarrassed myself. I think this kind of rip offs need to be stopped.

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