Time for a new festive world record. Try it with sprouts or turkeys or whatever takes your fancy. Post your results here.5yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
Almighty God Kabir is the ocean of happiness. He appears on earth in human form to liberate His souls. He is the eternal father.4yr ⋅ pihu01_ ⋅ r/Britishideas
New from Crap-O-Matic, the British Ideas company. Holy-O-Matic, make your friends and neighbours think you're not pissed, but sleeping in the gutter as saintly self-flagellation, or whatever..6yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
Rain-O-Matic, stay snug and happy in the traditional sub-zero wet British summer. Another great idea from Crap-O-Matic, the British Ideas company leading the world.6yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
Geordies! - getting on a bit, feeling the cold? There's no need to put on a shirt when it drops to -50C with new Geordie-O-Matic.6yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
Get ready for Brexit, with Broffice from Crap-O-Matic, the British ideas company.5yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
I cannot believe this stuff gets sold, right under the noses of the police!6yr ⋅ instantiator ⋅ r/Britishideas
New from Crap-O-Matic, Wig Nails. Money-back guarantee, hygienic, easy to use (hammer not included)6yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
I see your rain-o-matic sunshine umbrella, and raise you this pack of 50 dehydrated umbrella beans!6yr ⋅ instantiator ⋅ r/Britishideas
Now the nice weather is here, Let me introduce Brit-O-Matic.6yr ⋅ battle-of-evermore ⋅ r/Britishideas
